5 star blonde
This chick is super hot Johnny's seen pics. I am aware my text game needs work. Help a brotha out!!!!
Kelly: Oh my wayyy too much haha
Me - 4 mins later: I bet I got into more trouble
Kelly - 1 hr 13 mins later: What did you do...
Me - 1 min later: I partied with my boss. He's completely off the rails hahaha. We did drugs. Lol corporate america
Me: What about you gurly?
Kelly - 30 mins later: You did drugs with your boss!? Omg what kind
Kelly: And I just had bottle service and blacked out haha
Me - 12 mins later: Hahah typical club night. You party with any celebrities?
Me: We did Hollywoods favorite drug lol. My boss is a monster... I can't keep up
Kelly - 25 mins later: Coke??? Hahahah
Kelly: That is cray at least now he can never fire you
Me - 10 mins later: Yes you familiar? :P
Me: Haha yeah I know WAY too much now. He can't fire me
Kelly - 5 hrs 13 mins later: Omg your snapchat in the gym you're getting so buff
Me - 4 mins later: Lol did you JUST see it
Kelly - 8 mins later: Haha I don't use it often hehe
Me - 19 mins later: Just instagram then huh? Haha
Me: What's ur last name btw
Kelly: Dickballs
Kelly: Yaa insta is my game
Me: What's ur goal? 10000 followers?
Kelly - 1 week 2 days later: HELLOOOO
Me - 3 mins later: Ummn on polk drunk u suck
Kelly - 5 hrs 9 mins later: I want to see you! OMG
Me - 3 hrs 41 mins later: Well shit let's stop fooling around. What're you up to today?
Kelly - 12 hrs 30 mins later: Soo drunk where are you
Me - 2 mins later: In the mission lol
Kelly - 16 mins later: Nooo lol what are you doing there
Me: Having the time of my life where are u silly gurl
Kelly - 10 mins later: Are you partying I'm in marina
Me - 3 mins later: Does it suck as much as it usually does?
Kelly: Haha it's fun!
Me - 3 mins later: Haha okkkkkk. Well which bar u at?
Kelly - 7 mins later: Brixton I think what about you
Me - 7 mins later: ^baba ok drunk. Can u meet me at tipsy pig?
Me - 10 hrs 43 mins later: ^haha drunk texts
Kelly - 39 mins later: Oh god hahah
Kelly: Surprised I didn't run to tipsy pig alone haha
Me - 1 min later: One time an ex of mine punched her best friend in the face and ran 6 blocks just to see me.
Me: Yeah she was drunk but I felt so honored
Kelly - 8 mins later: Wow hahahaha why did she want to see u so badly
Me - 27 mins later: I don't know cause I'm awesome lol
Me: How'd ur night turn out?
Kelly - 12 mins later: Were u guys hooking up she must have wanted the d
Kelly: And umm decent hahaha hungover now
Me - 7 mins later: Well duh. Haha get a smoothie or somethin
Kelly: Hahahah oh wow if she ran six blocks you must be great hahah
Me - 12 mins later: Um fuck yeah I think I'm awesome
Me: It was funny tho
Kelly - 1 min later: Ahaha omg are you great in bed now you are making me even madder we haven't met :-p
Me - 14 mins later: Damn straight. You gotta tell me when ur coming up here and not at like 2am lol
Kelly - 1 min later: Hahaha I knowww like next time I will punch someone and run six blocks if I have to
Me - 2 mins later: Haha that'd be amazing.
Me: Come thru for St. Patty's
Kelly - 1 min later: What day is that?? I love st pattys haha
Me - 4 hrs 31 mins later: Its next weekend there's a pub crawl I'm going to I think its close to the marina
Me - 3 days 21 hrs later: Today is national Text a Good Looking Person Day. Don't tag me back tho I've gotten fucking hundreds!
Geezez mother of Christ honkey you had her full name in there edit that out
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Your invites are SO awkward. These girls want to lick your balls then read your invitations and they're like.. I bet he has shriveled testicles. Don't do this "well where you at" stuff unless you are in full "I'm going to hunt you down and eat you" mode. Then it turns girls on otherwise it's a spoiler. "Yo I just found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Where you at come split it with me"
At this point you can't go with that tho you have to build back up first with this chick
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Whoa my bad on the full name I forgot that was in there. Definitely not cool thanks for taking care of it. Alright I agree. Other than the invites how is the flow afterward?
Yeah I forgot to mention that there are actually some GOOD texts in there. Some funny, pimp shit. Mixed in with some vibe killers. You're running the 85% game
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
blondie: Did u do bay to breakers
Me - 18 mins later: Duh did you?
blondie - 4 mins later: Yes I'm still dying :(
Me - 2 mins later: Ugh me too. Worked sucked.
Me: I was the cookie monster
blondie - 1 min later: I blacked out white badly
blondie: Omg hahahah cute
Me - 1 min later: Are you a blacker outer?
blondie - 2 mins later: Lately yes it's bsd
blondie: Bad
Me - 1 min later: Ooo I don't know if we can hang out
Me: I'll taint you more. I never black out hehe
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha you can save me
Then when I do
Me - 2 mins later: Haha Oh jeez your high maintenance huh?
blondie: Yes I may need carried
Me - 1 min later: If I do that. You have to get guys to buy us drinks
blondie - 3 mins later: Hahahah ok that is a fair deal
blondie: Although that one guy and girl wanted you so maybe you get drinks more than me :-p
Me: I would've had to suck a dick to get it.
Me: I'm not that much of an alcoholic just yet
blondie - 7 mins later: Hahahahah I thought they wanted to suck yours!
Me: Oh wait yeah but the guy would a done it too.
Me: Not down
blondie - 2 mins later: Together we would be a powerful force everyone would buy us drinks
Me - 37 mins later: Damn straight. I'll bring my caustic wit to the table as well
Me - 3 mins later: Omg you suck BTW we still haven't partied together
blondie - 7 mins later: I know it's like a crime
Me - 30 mins later: You probably got big plans for mdw right?
blondie - 22 mins later: I actually
Donttt
blondie: Considering going to la
Me - 1 min later: Lol I haven't decided on anything either.
Me: If we don't tho. U need to get your good looking ass over to the city!
blondie: How's your butt doing
Me: Its awesome as usual
Me: How bout yours?
Me: You owe me a pic btw
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha OMG u need to send me more snaps of it I died and fell in love
Me - 21 mins later: Ha! Nice try you first
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha I'm too nervous to take oneee I can send u one I took awhile ago in my bathing suit lol
Me - 2 mins later: I've seen that one. Don't put your face in it if your nervous
Me: The bathing suit one was lovely
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha there is a different one it's better!! It's from behind lol
Me - 1 min later: Let's see it
blondie: Idkkk why your Instagram disappeared what's your name on it again
Me: Ldxn I can see you but can't add you
blondie - 2 mins later: I sent it on instagrammm
Me - 34 mins later: Did you delete the insta pic you sent me?!
blondie: Did u do bay to breakers
Me - 18 mins later: Duh did you?
blondie - 4 mins later: Yes I'm still dying :(
Me - 2 mins later: Ugh me too. Worked sucked.
Me: I was the cookie monster
blondie - 1 min later: I blacked out white badly
blondie: Omg hahahah cute
Me - 1 min later: Are you a blacker outer?
blondie - 2 mins later: Lately yes it's bsd
blondie: Bad
Me - 1 min later: Ooo I don't know if we can hang out
Me: I'll taint you more. I never black out hehe
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha you can save me
Then when I do
Me - 2 mins later: Haha Oh jeez your high maintenance huh?
blondie: Yes I may need carried
Me - 1 min later: If I do that. You have to get guys to buy us drinks
blondie - 3 mins later: Hahahah ok that is a fair deal
blondie: Although that one guy and girl wanted you so maybe you get drinks more than me :-p
Me: I would've had to suck a dick to get it.
Me: I'm not that much of an alcoholic just yet
blondie - 7 mins later: Hahahahah I thought they wanted to suck yours!
Me: Oh wait yeah but the guy would a done it too.
Me: Not down
blondie - 2 mins later: Together we would be a powerful force everyone would buy us drinks
Me - 37 mins later: Damn straight. I'll bring my caustic wit to the table as well
Me - 3 mins later: Omg you suck BTW we still haven't partied together
blondie - 7 mins later: I know it's like a crime
Me - 30 mins later: You probably got big plans for mdw right?
blondie - 22 mins later: I actually
Donttt
blondie: Considering going to la
Me - 1 min later: Lol I haven't decided on anything either.
Me: If we don't tho. U need to get your good looking ass over to the city!
blondie: How's your butt doing
Me: Its awesome as usual
Me: How bout yours?
Me: You owe me a pic btw
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha OMG u need to send me more snaps of it I died and fell in love
Me - 21 mins later: Ha! Nice try you first
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha I'm too nervous to take oneee I can send u one I took awhile ago in my bathing suit lol
Me - 2 mins later: I've seen that one. Don't put your face in it if your nervous
Me: The bathing suit one was lovely
blondie - 1 min later: Hahaha there is a different one it's better!! It's from behind lol
Me - 1 min later: Let's see it
blondie: Idkkk why your Instagram disappeared what's your name on it again
Me: Ldxn I can see you but can't add you
blondie - 2 mins later: I sent it on instagrammm
Me - 34 mins later: Did you delete the insta pic you sent me?!
As we discussed, this chick is chomping at the bit you just need to leverage her attraction into compliance. Which is gay because you should be on the compliance rhythm already. You shouldn't be waiting for attraction like this to do anything.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male