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Guys I did this on total accident which is hilarious. Let me know how you think I did on my follow up. 

Messaging a cutie with body pics on OkC she's very much lookin to horse around. 

In response to the part of her profile that said:

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

"how my favorite burrito place closed and didn't even tell me."

1:20 pm

me: Fuck that's heartbreaking, I would prob fetal position right then and there

2:08pm

her: Tears were there

her: I would call them like a crazy ex and get no response

her: heartbreaking

me: *laughcry emoji* You and your poor tiny toes

me: My burrito place isn't closing anytime soon

me: you're welcome to come and go till you're back on your feet

her: that was a very good transition

I was hella confused here because I didn't realize the innuendo I ACCIDENTALLY did. Though I admit I'm pure genius. (Probably a fluke). 

So my thoughs were:

- I could own up to it and keep going with it. 

- I could be like "oh wow yo I just wanted to take you to my burrito place! Didn't mean it like that. Yer mind is in the gutter. 

- I could pretend as if nothing happened, which is what I did

me: forsure, this place will rock your world chica

me: you been to *awesome burrito place* yet?

let me know what y'all think. If she doesn't reply what's the move? Prolly gonna follow up in 3-4hrs. 

Thanks yo!

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Youre on the right track.

Youre on the right track. Keep it going

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How long you been a part of

How long you been a part of the membership and you're still surprising  yourself with your innate sexual wittiness? PFFF. You have to actually USE the skills you're shown, put them into practice otherwise they don't stick. 

So what was her response to your bland ass vanilla nonsense? 

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So you pussed out and ruined

So you pussed out and ruined the moment. Nice

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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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