Anyone banged a HOOKER for free??

Forgot I wrote this, lol! Reposted from RSDn:

Did this the other night. I come back from bathroom and my two buddies are being hit up by these prosties. I'm like.. "DOODS, c'mon. Stop being retarded. No, these girls aren't all over your shit 'cuz your game is good." lmao

But ya they're not having it and I could care less if they want to get gamed by prosties so I sit down pull my hat down over my eyes and try to pass out. I'm dozing in and out and then one of them starts trying to talk to me. I'm like, "Girl! You KNOW what's going to happen here don't you?? I'm MANWHOAR!!"  No seriously, I don't judge anyone but I just was not interested in a hooker trying to game me to pay her money, but we start talking and having fun. Anyways, about 20 min into it my buddies make plans with these girls to meet back at their place (WOOHOO we're pulling girls!! lmao) and the girl asks me what's going on if my buddies are "paying them for their time" lol. I say no I don't think they even know what's going on. Anyways we're following a ways behind them back to our cars and mine tells me she wants to hang out "no business involved or anything like that" lol. I say sure and take her number and start texting her when we all split up. Btw the girls do not end back up at my buddy's spot my girl tells them the deal. Anyways she enjoyed the time she spent with me but I really closed the deal thru text afterwards. She ends up sending me this text "Ok I'm seriously laughing histerically... "cool hairless people"! I have decided I would like you to be my Vegas fling., so make some time to be seducted tomorrow."

Anyways I head over there the next day and just roll her up like a little ball and fuck the HELL out of her, lay her out on her tummy and make her screem. She lays huddled up in a wet little mess afterwards enjoying the afterglow of feeding time at the zoo. So interesting takeaway is that just like hired guns, strippers, gogo dancers, waitresses, movie actresses.. in the end they're all just GIRLS, with the same inner tinkerings and girly desires/emotions. So yes, game on as usual fellas. 

Oh ya and I had two car pulls this week, both girls were supposedly on their periods which apparently my dick cured them of, and I banged this dude's wife while he watched. Vegas baby!