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YO

Been asked for my tinder secrets so I'm giving you guys some extra spicy stuff! (Stay tuned for awesome re-engagement txts as well)

Here are openers that I've made up, found, and used with my oodles and doodles of Tinder successful lays

"Hope you make great pancakes ;)" <--- Daddy's staple. A typical response is, "I do :)", "Omlettes actually lol." Sets the frame from the onset and is a great segway into dirty talk your mother most definitely wouldn't approve of.

"*Some cheesy pickup line* blah blah blah. Tinder tinder tinder. Haha a joke here some sexy talk there. Can i have your #?" <-For those fast number closes when you're really horny. They won't always give it away BUT they will always respond and its sooo much easier to get it in just 3-4 txts afterwards.

"Your natural beauty radiates from my iPhone. I instantly acquired a tan from the warm heavenly glow." "Brb applying aloe vera." <--Requires superb followup game or else you can quickly fall into the chode I want fuck bucket. Quick escalation works well here and prizing.

"You are so adorable that you make a baby deer look like a pile of shit." <--A better version of the one above

"Hey. Do you like puzzles?" <-lol

"Hey do you want to bang out sometime?" "*hang"  <-Personal fav

"Dang gurl you look tastier than a perfectly glazed toaster strudel"

"I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me" <- Double lol

"Do you agree w the Danish dissection of zoo animals?"

"Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart"

"I know this profiles fake but can I get the # of the the girl you used for your pics?"

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LOL! 

LOL! 

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;)

;)

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Oh goodness gracious

Oh goodness gracious jihad

me: *some cheesy pickupline* blah blah tinderella yadda yadda. Joke here, sext there.... Can I have your number?!

her: LOL
Her: wait are you cereal?

me: ya! Im the most cerealist 
me: cuz u r a q t

her: well I dont normally just give out my number
her: but I guess since you're so unique about this i just might 

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tried the peanut butter one

tried the peanut butter one too for the lulz. we'll see what happens. The sit on my face one is gold, going to save that but not for an opener. For infeild I've used "let me clear you a space to sit" *sideswipes bangs and rubs face* 

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Icewine ma nigga Keep these a

Icewine ma nigga

Keep these a forum secret fellas. Its my goldmine 

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me: lol 'unique' is a kind

me: lol 'unique' is a kind way of putting it *blows kiss* 

me: its the long wknd of the worst month, break your norms 

me: *number* 

text* her: breaking a norm by texting a guy first 

me: ooh what a rebel 

me: what other trouble are you getting up to this wknd

her: well im working nights so whatever hot guys comes my way

her: perks of being an escort

her: what about you 

lmao. shes actually a nurse but got the number close after 3-4 messages back and forth.. Nice1 j1had!

And don't worry I don't text and tell... Well. Except on here

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Me: Do you like puzzles?Her:

Me: Do you like puzzles?

Her: hahaha i'm guessing youre not talking about actual puzzles, but hell yeah im an old soul who can have fun doing a puzzle. but if you wanna say something cheesy like youre a puzzle, well then lemme figure you out

Me: lol beb that was a good response. I feel my soul is rather old too

Me: we may be wise but doesn't mean we won't rob an ice cream shop together

Her: (sends me like 2 paragraphs)

...we start sexting a bit lol

NICE! THX JIHAD

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Alright alright alright

Alright alright alright ;D

Here's a good follow up for the puzzle line if u ever get a weird response or a bitchy girl

-Puzzle opener

-She gives you a weird response

-"Sorry I need a yes or no for my shitty pick line to work"

-She'll almost always lol and say yes

-"Good cause we definitely have a couple of pieces that fit together"

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You motherfucker :P

You motherfucker :P

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Fuck dude, these are amazing.

Fuck dude, these are amazing.

ME: I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me

HER: Are you allergic to hazelnut? Because i have a whole jar of Nutella that I'd like you to lick off me....

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^ Ha!

^ Ha!

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Hells to the yaaaa

Hells to the yaaaa patrick

bumpty bump bump

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Patty wrote:Fuck dude, these

Patty wrote:
Fuck dude, these are amazing. ME: I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me HER: Are you allergic to hazelnut? Because i have a whole jar of Nutella that I'd like you to lick off me....

what a fine response to get. My peanut butter got fed to dog.

Me: honey, i'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much i could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me.

Her: hopefully you'd go into anapylactic shock on first contact.

Me: someone def missed a nap today.

and then im not sure what i was attempting here right before i went to sleep lol Me: i was going to let you into my epic pillow fort. but i have to make sure youre not a deep undercover trump fan or sommin.

got the trump idea because her profile mentions that she'd a hard feminist. eh... *starts digging own grave*

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Lol clearly she's got issues

Lol clearly she's got issues Shikkie. Fuck her

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Lol 

Lol 

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these are fuego

these are fuego

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I’m very important. I have

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

My new fav.

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"Hey do you want to bang out

"Hey do you want to bang out sometime?" "*hang"  <-Personal fav

"Dang gurl you look tastier than a perfectly glazed toaster strudel"

"I'd like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me" <- Double lol

"Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart"

like actually amazing dude

 

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;) thx u sexy boi

;) thx u sexy boi

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Oh meow, i just swiped left

Oh meow, i just swiped left on a girl who had that "mahagony" opener as her bio lol!

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Daddyjihad1 wrote: Oh meow, i

Daddyjihad1 wrote:
Oh meow, i just swiped left on a girl who had that "mahagony" opener as her bio lol!

:)

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Girl I would pick you up in

Girl I would pick you up in my 07 Highlander, take you to Taco Bell and put it all on credit. Let you get that crunch wrap baby. We both lock eyes as we take bear sized gulps of our 42oz Baja Blasts and know the moments right. I’d take you all the way to the liquor store and buy you the cheapest box of wine I can find, with what little torn dollar bills I have and take you back to my place where the minorities constantly fight upstairs. I’d let you take a seat on my couch, pour that room temperature wine into a styrofoam cup and just let you watch whatever you want on Netflix before my neighbors catch me stealing their internet again.

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Bump fellas. I got more

Bump fellas. I got more coming in.

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Daddyjihad1 wrote: Girl I

Daddyjihad1 wrote:
Girl I would pick you up in my 07 Highlander, take you to Taco Bell and put it all on credit. Let you get that crunch wrap baby. We both lock eyes as we take bear sized gulps of our 42oz Baja Blasts and know the moments right. I’d take you all the way to the liquor store and buy you the cheapest box of wine I can find, with what little torn dollar bills I have and take you back to my place where the minorities constantly fight upstairs. I’d let you take a seat on my couch, pour that room temperature wine into a styrofoam cup and just let you watch whatever you want on Netflix before my neighbors catch me stealing their internet again.

HAHA! 

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Daddyjihad1 wrote:Girl I

Daddyjihad1 wrote:
Girl I would pick you up in my 07 Highlander, take you to Taco Bell and put it all on credit. Let you get that crunch wrap baby. We both lock eyes as we take bear sized gulps of our 42oz Baja Blasts and know the moments right. I’d take you all the way to the liquor store and buy you the cheapest box of wine I can find, with what little torn dollar bills I have and take you back to my place where the minorities constantly fight upstairs. I’d let you take a seat on my couch, pour that room temperature wine into a styrofoam cup and just let you watch whatever you want on Netflix before my neighbors catch me stealing their internet again.

 holy shit is this like just one big ass opener? Wait...  LOLLL

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So like, nobody else must

So like, nobody else must have read this. No way 50+ people read this and just go, "oh okay cool. next" without commenting...

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Lol. This is actually one of

Lol. This is actually one of the verbal drills from the Skype training being used in text form. I've had students say some absolutely fucking hilariously savage ones. Just off the top of their heads too. 

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Been finding more gems

Been finding more gems scattered across the web and tweaking them

-"I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"

-"Hello, I am an Arabian Prince and i can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number

...

and you bank account

and your social security number

and your mother's maiden name

"

-"HI there and thank you for matching with Jihad. Type 1 for Generic "hi how are you?" Type 2 for cheesy pickup line. Type 3 for GIF. Alternatively, if you have any other inquiries please type 0 to be connceted to one of our agents"

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Ha!

Ha!

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