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Thursday Night!
 
My housemates and I got on the party bus and hit up our regular venue downtown. I spent the first hour or so chilling with them and catching up with old acquaintances, nothing special. Maybe after a few sets that didn’t go anywhere, I spotted a 2 set isolated at the bar; one was fat. I came up from behind then slid in between, clawed these brunettes and yelled “BOOM!!” The set hooked very quickly, so I eventually told the fat friend I’m snatching her friend for a minute. There was no resistance, in fact she encouraged me. So I lead my girl by the hand and brought her onto the main dance floor jamming Hip hop… Hip hop is my specialty  ;) At this point the in the interaction I was doing some cute shit and building tension: dancing, running my hands all over, rubbing noses, etc. I would occasionally push her off as If I was done dancing with her (push-pull). This turned her on so much she would roll her eyes, probably envisioning me as some kind of divine male stripper, I don’t know. I grabbed her number on the spot. 15mins into this mambo-jambo I brought her out to the patio where it was quieter, cooler, and serene. We chatted, shared a Jager Bomb, and kissed a little bit. I learned she’s a Swedish foreign exchange student studying nursing at the same school as me… Good shit. 
 
Out of nowhere her fat friend swooped in and grabbed my girl, completely swift and unannounced. This shit was like watching a war movie involving the German military snatching Polish kids away from their parents during WW2. In fact it makes me realize how vulnerable most people are at the clubs, like how EASY it would be to get sucker-punched; I’ve seen it all lol. Anyways HbSweden gave me the “I’m so sorry”, sad look as she was being pulled away. I stood still, smiled and did not hesitate to open a set in my vicinity. I opened a 3 set, one of the girls had turned 21 that day so they were all excited. My housemates came in to wing; turns out they had been talking with these girls earlier… Whatever. The convo was fun, I was faring pretty well but it was still too early for me to tell which gal was more interested/interesting. Subsequently I felt fingers gently slip through mine, I casually turned around to find HbSweden. I was more surprised by how quickly she came back, rather than the fact that she did. I knew from this point that I MUST take this girl home and close. I looked at the time and brought her back to the dance floor. All of this to buy time until the party bus arrives, which gives me a free ride back to the community college. Fast forward however, she brought sex on the table and didn’t want to wait 25mins for it. We grabbed a cab and halfway to her house it turned out she didn’t have her house key. Well derp! I ordered the cab driver to take us straight to my house 12 miles away.
 
HOLY SHIT! The cab fare came down to $52, HbSweden paid for it which she offered to do prior to leaving the club. My broke college student ass was not going to pay for the cab, hence the reason I wanted to grab the bus. I told her I would make it up to her by taking her out for ice cream the next day, she was ecstatic. We get to my house and bang away. One of my roommates was asleep in the room which initially concerned her, but I diffused the whole thing. Pretty much told her he doesn’t give a shit and that he’s asleep. “Ah ok!” was her response. We went for a few rounds and I made her cum several times. To make things interesting she turned to me and told me we would need a lot of lube. I asked her what for?? She said she wanted to get fucked in the ass. My initial thought:

My roommate eventually admitted to me that he heard that and went “NO NO NO NO!!” I said YOLO. I ran my naked ass through the living room to fetch the pack of lube one of my housemates found right outside our house like TWO DAYS prior. Sweet mother of baby jesus, I had the gods on my side. Granted her butt was clean I smeared the lube all over, grabbed another strong condom and went in. It was TIGHT and not as bad as it is perceived to be… BUT I still prefer the pussy. 5-10mins into the anal action I heard the housemates storm the house drunk and yelling random stuff. One opened my room door to find me on top of her; I looked at him and casually said “sup” Everyone burst out laughing. Another housemate ran in to jump in my bed to lay on top of me and my girl for a sec; all was good.  The night concluded with me setting expectations and letting her know I’m not looking to rush into a relationship. If it happens, it happens. Right now I’m having fun getting to know her. Needless to say she was on board and rationalized why she herself doesn’t want to get to tied up. 
 
The next day I took her for a walk on the beach while enjoying out big servings of frozen yoghurt. Took her to the adult store I work at, since it was on the way and added to my non-judgmental personality. She trusted me enough to let me know the fetish she is into. We later went to one of our school’s parking lots and fucked. She came so hard and started shaking for minutes; I’ve never done that in my life lol.
 
If there was an area where I think I could have improved, it would be logistics. She had that shit figured out for me and it got me the F-close at the end of the night. 
 

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P.S  I'll write a brief FR

P.S 

I'll write a brief FR recounting how Friday evening I may have screwed up a 3some I tried to setting up with HBSweden and an acquaintance. 

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Cool, glad to see you

Cool, glad to see you focusing on closing. It's a totally different ball game when you can hit the club/bars.

Like, these chicks make it downright obvious that they wanna fuck. So she initiated all the sexual talk or how did that go down?

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Yo I'm curious. How it is you

Yo I'm curious. How it is you let your buddies come in on you while you're fucking like it ain't no thang. If a buddy decides it's bad enough a situation he needs to knock on my door while I'm in there with a girl, he fully understands I'm going to open up the door and give him the most magnificent view of my cock possible. He will feel like he's in on the action too. So yeah, he picks those times cautiously. 

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G-Money wrote: Cool, glad to

G-Money wrote:
Cool, glad to see you focusing on closing. It's a totally different ball game when you can hit the club/bars.

Like, these chicks make it downright obvious that they wanna fuck. So she initiated all the sexual talk or how did that go down?

Yeah this goes back to the whole logistics deal I mentionened earlier.

I should have asked her her stuff like "what are you doing tonight" and taken it from there MUCH earlier.  

Instead she brought up the sex scenario maybe no more than 30mins after she intercepted the 3-set. Went something like this:

HER: OK so we can go to my place, or you place and have sex blah blah blah

ME: Well my bus comes through at 1:30, if you can wait 25 minutes we'll be good to go 

HER: (briefly thinks) Let's take the cab to my place, i'll pay

ME: Let's go

We headed straight to the exit. She took no time to say bye to her friends in person.

Once we got into the cab we were mostly having a casual convo, with kissing and fingering.

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Manwhore wrote:Yo I'm

Manwhore wrote:
Yo I'm curious. How it is you let your buddies come in on you while you're fucking like it ain't no thang. If a buddy decides it's bad enough a situation he needs to knock on my door while I'm in there with a girl, he fully understands I'm going to open up the door and give him the most magnificent view of my cock possible. He will feel like he's in on the action too. So yeah, he picks those times cautiously. 

lmfao!

Their intentions were to wake the roommate who was asleep, and maybe to see if I was home since I went MIA. The 1st housemate actually left as soon as he saw what I was getting into, closed the door behind him.

The 2nd one was SUPER drunk and first hopped on my roommates bed saying some homo shit. Then briefly proceeded to hug us on my bed while slurring "Ohhh myy gawwwddd, I LLOOOVVEEE YOU GUUUUUYYSS"  Won't lie I didn't see it coming :P