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What I do when logistics aren't there immediately. 

Girl: Hey sexy 

Me - 11 hrs 48 mins later: Up before 5 - HUGE win. Hope y'all weren't kidnapped by any pesky hipsters last night ; ) 

Girl - 27 mins later: Haha us too! We even made it out in time for brunch. Double win 

Girl - 20 mins later: Whatcha up to tonight? 

Me - 37 mins later: Thinkin of headin to the back room but bouta hit the gym. Ill text you after 

Me - 2 hrs 42 mins later: Hey whats up 

Girl - 32 mins later: About to go to dinner what are you doing? 

Me - 39 mins later: im calmly asserting my masculine dominance over my lil puppy while listening to Louis ck 

Me - 1 min later: Whatcha goof balls plannin on doin tonight 

Girl - 16 hrs 16 mins later: Sorry I never responded last night... Our dinner turned into one too many drinks haha 

Me - 1 hr 14 mins later: No worries my phone died anyway lol 

Me - 2 days 5 hrs later: Just got done writing and wrastlin my lil pup 

Girl - 4 mins later: You have a pup? I'm jealous! What kind of dog 

Me - 33 mins later: Boxer! Well he's kinda big lol but I show him whose boss 

Girl - 24 mins later: Hahaha boxers are my favorite 

Me - 43 mins later: Lmao what's your schedule like this week 

Girl - 41 mins later: I'm leaving for the shore tomorrow night for my friend's bachelorette party but ill be back Sunday 

Me - 6 mins later: Oh shit.. maybe ill just shoe up naked with a cop outfit then ; b 

Me - 5 mins later: just remind me not to call the bride pig-face 

Girl - 7 mins later: No you have to be a firefighter 

Girl: Hahaha ok ill watch out for you 

Me - 1 min later: Oh pluh - ease .. Be careful before I arrest you and pat you down for contraband missy 

Girl - 55 mins later: I wouldn't hate it 

Girl: What are you up to this weekend 

Me - 17 mins later: Idk yet but prob playin a lot of basketball. God I hope its nice out 

Girl - 13 hrs 37 mins later: Ooh fun. As of right now it's supposed to be beautiful all weekend 

Me - 5 hrs 37 mins later: Which will be sweet if you're at the beach! Hit me up when you get back and we can hit up the big gay ice cream shop 

Girl - 26 mins later: Sounds like a good plan to me

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