POF convo right meow
Me: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with baby seals,
looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: Lmao. I can't wait, started packing last night
Me: Alright. I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,you don't need much,flip flops and a hat
for the sun.
next day
Me: Nothing better than a night off from being a camp counselor.
It's grownup time baby ;)
Her: Woah lol
Me: Yeah girl that's right. We drink tequila after we take the kids for beddy bye time. We are very BAD men
and we put Jose in their sippy cups. But its cool we give em skittles after..
Whats yer sign beb
Her: Aaaahahahahahah. You're a bad boy. My sign? Capricorn
Me: Mm I can tell youre a feisty little one.. I like that shit I'm gona take you to the feline rescue center and
let you play with a kitty thats as fiesty as you..
If you behave ;)
Her: Why do guys always say I'm feisty! I am notttt. I have a kitty I play with ((:
Me: I want to play too can I pet it
Her: Only if you're into kitties with no furrrr.
Lmao she sent that last msg like 40 min ago. What should I say Manwhore !!!
Damn son!
Be like "I dunno girl those furry kitties look kinda funny ;)
Shoot me a text so I can stalk you thru your phone ### ### ####"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: I dunno girl those furry kitties look kinda funny ;)
Shoot me a text so I can stalk you thru your phone ### ### ####
Her: No no. Text me
(Do not post girls' numbers here monkey!)
Text
Me: Hey Babybutter it's me. I need a picture that will make me excited ;)
Her: Wtf lmao. Who's me?
Me: Alex from pof. Dont be bashful sweetie
Her: Psht I'm anything but bashful
Me: Show me then :)
Show me then : ) is a bad text
Add "because I really need to know youre not a hot, sexy.. 60 yr old man"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Also, since you posted her number up I have began texting her as well. Good luck. May the best man win
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
What city are you in bro, in case she asks..
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
lol didnt realize i posted it
okay maybe not srs
OP you sound like a pimp through text
@Alex123:
Also, since you posted her number up I have began texting her as well. Good luck. May the best man win
LOLLLLL please post the convo. Thank you!
no. seriously. This. IS. FUCKING AWESOME.
me: I miss you & wana see you. But this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
her: Who is this?!!
me: Alex. Tan, ripped. Sensitive artist type with a great dong
me 2 hrs: We shared an enchanting moment on Pof gummibear
her: *my pof name
5days
me: Finally put these lil boogers to bed. *my 2-3 yr old kids napping* Hows your day going
her next day : Who's this?
me: Geezus woman. Its alex your pof lover. When we getting icecream
last night i left her a voicemail
this morning
her: Dude I have to know yyour name. Nice Voicemail you left me :)
Where to go from here....
It's Alex from pof. [user_name]. We got to get past this part so I don't go crazy
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male