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This is a girl I met outside the line with Rogan at XS in the Wynn hotel. She was the typical Vegas dime piece, drop dead gorgeous with a green strapless dress over huge fake tits. When I see a girl like that in such easy logistics (just standing outside the club with a friend), I have to approach her.. I don't give a fuck what my particular headspace is in at that moment. Anyways she comes onto me pretty quick and hard, asking me why we aren't leaving together already. This made me think she might be a hooker so I kinda hesitated. Fucking derp. Should have whisked her out of there on the spot and been "wrong" later, lol. Come to find out she's a registered nurse in San Diego. I'm an a$$hole 

(The first text is the one I sent myself from her phone so I'd have her number lol)
Girl: Jon is sexy 

Me - 1 min later: Anna is sexy too ;) 

Me - 3 hrs 56 mins later: What's going on gorgeous we're headed to a lil get together 

Me - 20 hrs 32 mins later: Hi ms nurse 

Me - 17 hrs 43 mins later: Watching the chargers game. Come be a party of the carnage. Orale! 

Girl: Huh who is this 

Me - 3 mins later: What's up pumpkin. I'm headed out to watch the game come meet up. I was sexy boy outside of xs the other night I should have just stolen you that night! 

Girl - 1 min later: I was so drunk I don't remember much. Send me a picture 

Girl: I even goty phone stolen :( 

Girl: Got my* 

Me - 5 mins later: Aw lol 

Girl - 2 mins later: Oh that's right I remember u now!!! Dang u never came back (I sent her a picture of me and Jlaix w/ beers on our heads lol)

Me - 3 mins later: I did actually just never saw you boo 

Girl: Aww that sucks... 

Me: Well come see me 

Girl: San Diego? Hmm 

Me: Yeah I'm not actually going to San Diego LOL 

Girl - 1 min later: Oh do u live in L.V? 

Me: Yeah my place is on eastern and flamingo 

Girl: I see.. 

Me: I'm headed to a pt's right now. Where you at hon? 

Girl: I might be moving out there soon just gonna see if I can get a job first 

Me: It's a good spot, it's just cold season now. Where you from 

Girl: Know of any nursing jobs out there by any chance? 

Girl: I'm in California now 

Me - 1 min later: I think there's some demand out here actually. I know the medical industry in general does good out here

Girl - 1 min later: We'll u have fun watching the game. I'm meeting the girls for a gym session :) let's keep in touch though 

Girl: Well* 

Me - 2 mins later: Ok gorgeous. What part of cali are you in? 

Girl - 11 mins later: Santa Paula, close to L.A 

Me - 2 mins later: What? A girl saint..? That's not right. ;) 

Girl: Lol funny huh? 

Me - 4 mins later: She sounds like she makes beer 

Girl - 2 mins later: Wow never again lol!!!! 

Girl: Oops that was for Julie sorry 

Me - 2 mins later: What you getting belligerent at xs? Lol wish I'd been there to take advantage of you! :p 

Girl - 1 min later: Nope belligerent after xs lol 

Girl - 7 mins later: What's your name again? 

Me - 4 mins later: Jonathan. And you're Anna. Or however that's spelled lol 

Girl - 6 mins later: That's right 

Girl: Bought to start spin class... Ttyl :* 

Girl: About* 

Me - 5 mins later: Lol.. spin class 

Me - 56 mins later: How was spin class boo. I can't imagine that you're even more sexy now 

Me - 3 days 4 hrs later: Hey punkin. Think I saw you on cartoon network? 

Girl - 9 hrs 18 mins later: Cartoon Network? How so? Lol! 

Me - 5 hrs 9 mins later: Hm I'll see if I can find a picture 

Girl - 13 mins later: Okay 
(I send picture of Rainbow Brite)

Girl - 1 hr later: Haha... That's my twin!!! How did u know:) 

Me - 9 mins later: I could just tell you liked to dress up and ride ponies. Am I good or what 

Girl - 22 hrs 30 mins later: See told u it was my twin (So this is where my mind gets boggled.. I'm having a conversation with another girl during this time from off Facebook.. and then I get this message, thinking it's the FB girl -because I randomly get this 22 hours later-.. who looks more like the girl on the right in the pic, but who isn't anywhere NEAR as hot as the girl on the left, which was disappointing lol. But then I scroll up into the convo and get confused by what I'm reading because I knew there was something wrong with the convo I was reading. Then I realized it was the OTHER girl and I flipped my shit 'cuz gawdamn that meant she was the girl on the left and that little biscuit was FINE. So at that point I pretty much just went with communicating pure lust 'cuz it was genuine lol.) None of this matters that much, but I wanted to give you guys a peek into exactly what was going on in my head.

Girl: Lol 

Me - 3 mins later: Gawdamn you're hot. When are you coming up here to visit me again 

Me: I'm going to tear you up (lol)

Me - 12 mins later: But nice pic. Color run? I almost went (I figured I'd try to be normal too LOL)

Girl - 33 mins later: Hey don't make promises u can't keep cuz I'll hold you to it silly boy. Yeah color run was this morning (Phew)

Me - 1 hr 27 mins later: Girl I'll be the one holding you to things.. like my kitchen counter. My bed. Maybe even a wall or two (but no time to relent.. keep things going and have fun!)

Girl - 1 min later: Send me a pic tho.. Show me whacha workin with 

Girl - 4 mins later: Okay dead mouse lol!!! (sent pic wearing Deadmau5 mask)

Girl - 1 min later: Rawrr... Yummy but I want more 

Me - 2 mins later: now show me your fucking body right now I want it 

Me: You want to see my dick don't you. You want to taste it 

Girl - 1 min later: I'm with family right now... Damn or else I would 

Girl: But yeah u do (think she meant i here)

Me: You already have some in your phone I'm sure 

Me: I'm not letting you see my dick till I see that little coochie that you won't be hiding from me much longer 

Girl: No I just bought this phone Tuesday. I lost my phone that night honey 

Me: Go into the bathroom, take a pic and send it. 

Girl: Really wow? I'm In a car right now with my girls lol 

Me - 1 min later: Well then I think you need to let them know you got to pull over real quick to use the restroom 

Girl - 9 mins later: Pff no it can wait... It's cool 

Me - 3 mins later: Are you sure about that 
(Somewhere in here she sends me a pic of her huge boobies.)

Me - 2 hrs 2 mins later: Gawdamn. Wish I had this earlier, I already came thinking about you when I was in the shower 

Me: I want to stick my dick right in between those 

Girl: Ok now your turn 

Me - 1 min later: I already showed you my chest. ;) 

Girl: What? Lol 

Me: Alright I'll go first ;) 

Girl - 1 min later: 

Me - 4 mins later: I really want to suck on your tits. Then fuck you 

Me - 20 mins later: You know what I want. Send it 
(I send a dick pic lol)

Girl - 1 min later: Oh yum I wanna ride that shit until your toes curl ;) 

Me - 8 mins later: Yeah I may have to have you ride my face too. 

Me - 1 hr 25 mins later: Babe send more 
(She sends me like 4, several hours later)

Me - 17 hrs 24 mins later: Looks like it's laundry day huh? :p 

Girl: No lol that was yesterday at some girls house 

Me - 1 min later: It's laundry day for me tho lol 

Me: I need socks! 

Me - 11 mins later: Rainbow bright lol 

Girl: Yup lol 

Me - 4 mins later: I'm probably going to hurt you with my cock a little bit when I see you. Just a little, don't worry we can still be friends afterwards. But yeah, I'm going to be a bit rude with your lil body 

Me: Don't worry you'll like it 

Me - 1 min later: Going to pin you down and slide it inside you while you moan and wiggle around 

Girl - 2 mins later: Oh really? Tell me more... 

Me - 8 mins later: Send me more pics they give me.. ideas. Lol 

Me: You would probably make my dick stay hard for at least two hours 

Me: We need to test this theory 

Me - 5 hrs 33 mins later: I would not be able to keep my hands off your legs 

Girl - 17 mins later: You like em? 

Me - 7 mins later: Maybe just a little :) 

Me: Send me a pic in your panties 

Girl - 1 min later: I'm not wearing any 
(She sends me a shot of her bent over naked from behind. Gawdamn.)

Me - 19 mins later: That's a cute little pussy I may have to spank you for being so bad and not wearing panties 

Me: I may have to fuck you from behind for a while too 

Girl: It's good to be bad sometimes ;) 

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I have a legit boner I don't

I have a legit boner

I don't really understand the subcommunications without the pics included, you'll have to post them 

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Solid.

Solid.

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Haha Darkrain fucking asshole

Haha Darkrain fucking asshole lol

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Joined: 05/22/2012
woah this is so good. I think

woah this is so good. I think I can see the subs better but I also think you've gotten better MW. Haven't been here in a while

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Naw man, just a standard nude

Naw man, just a standard nude pics convo. I just don't post my convos very often

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Joined: 04/16/2013
You should definitely post

You should definitely post stuff like this more often, I stole some of your frames a little last night and got nudes off a random hottie on twitter as a result

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Joined: 04/25/2013
Honestly you sent like twice

Honestly you sent like twice as many texts as she did.

I could never do that shit but I like how you plowed thru that shit and got what you wanted. I need to work on that.

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Thinking it has anything to

Thinking it has anything to do with how many texts you send vs how many she sends is just community brainwashing/groupthink. 

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Joined: 07/30/2013
Wow, I keep seeing you not

Wow, I keep seeing you not getting responses, then you hit her up with something in a few days and boom its on again. Gotta incorporate that shit :|