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Talking with 3 chicks off of OKC, need help moving forward with 2 of them

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For the past month or so online dating has been brutal for me lol. My city is not particularly big anyways.

I had deleted my old OKC profile a long time ago and forgot the pics, openers, etc I used.

I sent a lot of "I hate you", got a lot of views but few responses lol.

So after making occasional appearances on the site, I managed to do tweaks I feel pretty good about. Take a look: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TheNewStandard?cf=messages

Girl 1: Schemed through her profile real quick and she's this fine brunette who's into zumba dancing.

Totally dumb but I don't know what to say to this, my brain is going logical atm.

11/17/2013

ME: (9:59PM) I love you

HER: (11:49PM) Oh really?

ME: (11:59PM) Fuck yeah, i've always fancied a girl who got hips that don't lie. Tired of dancing with litte girls who don't know what the hell they're doing :/

HER: (12:32AM) Hahahaha and how do you know i'm a good dancer? ;)

Girl 2: Single Bi girl. My closing attempt my have been too direct considering her "I'm looking for" section specifies new friends,

I'm want to recover from this one even although to be fait she may have gone to sleep, I instinctively doubt it.

In case a couple of days go by and she doesn't reply I want to fire her up with something

11/18/2013

ME: (12:49AM) I FUCKING love you

HER: (1:01AM) I love you too eccentric stranger, but not in that kind of way (She had YET to view my profile at this point)

ME: (1:07AM) It was probably the part that read "I've also heard multiple times that people feel calm and safe with me, and i love that so much." 

These freshmen over here are getting pretty handsy, I need me a fun bodyguard (She viewed my profile right after this)

HER: (1:09AM) Someone to slap those bitches away

ME: (1:15AM) Pssh you already know! 

Then bring the proper bitches in our circle, dress up in princess bride outfits while i sport my royal armor (her profile said she's into fantasies)

HER: (1:19AM) Good, i'd hate not to use protection

ME: (1:28AM) All you gotta do is put your hair down and climb on board my horse. You DID realize talking to me would be a magic fairty tale, right ;)

HER: (1:32AM) Do you normally let women climb aboard your horse this quickly? (I actually sat on this question for a sec, I went braindead)

ME: (1:42AM) Only the ones I find really fucking attractive and cute ;) (she viewed my profile right before I sent this, prob waiting on my response)

ME: (1:44AM) Then I would take them out on some adventure that involves whooping their butt. Bp, bowling, etc. 

Are you down?

*No response lol*

Girl 3: Cute 6'2 redhead. She is supposedly this political activism nerd and junkie. I managed to #close her and plan to text her in the middle of the day. I'm posting this just cuz I feel like it

11/17/2013

ME: (10:06PM) I FUCKING love you

HER: (10:37PM) You fucking love me?? Hahaha you don't event know me! :P

ME: (10:45PM) Don't say that! 

I've always fancied me a tall ass redhead... I'm tired of playing with little girls who can't handle me :P 

HER: (10:54PM) Haha well who said you could handle me :p

ME: (11:01PM) Haha you think are SO sly with that reverse psychology ;) 

I would love for you to judge for yourself as we embark on an adventure involving me kicking your butt at BP, or even bowling on a day off next week (She viewed my profile again)

HER: (11:48PM) I am pretty sly! Please! 

I'd be down to show you what I can do. Name the game, pretty sure I could school you in anything :P

ME: (12:16AM) Pssh yeah right! Loser buys ice cream. There's this nearby place called Sweet Alley which is where I will be getting my delectable reward ;D 

Text me since i'm not on here much anyways (***) *** **** 

I am Guru :)

HER: (12:17AM) We shall see about that. I'm Carly :) 

And my number is (***) ***-****, text me anytime!

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Online game is pretty hit or

Online game is pretty hit or miss and girls go cold all the time for no reason.

Girl 1: "You're right, you're gonna have to prove it. Whats your  #, we can set something up this week"

straight and to the point. You wanna be getting the number quick and then setting logistics up.