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Teleconference Texting Convo: Objective--Get Two Canadian girls over for a Smoke 'N' Poke

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The guys on the call wrote some killer texts for me.  I'm tryna get these two Canadian squirrels over for a smoke and poke.  I met them last night and talked/walked for 20mins or so.  She answered my texts quickly so far.

From today:

Me:  Has XXXXX gotten arrested or kidnapped yet?

Her:  Lmfao not yet

Me:  Buy me something cute and sexy so we match..I love Hello Kitty underoos

Me:  Where are you girls at?  you drinking?  (credit: Manwhore)

Her:  Lmao what

Her:  We will be haha just chillin in the room for a bit you working on the strip again?  Sure we will see you

Me:  Yeah I'm wearing my bat costume tonight.  Well I'm ready to get this started so I'm going to scoop you two up for drinks and smokes.  Ready?  (Credit:  Manwhore)

Her:  lmao not yet ! Have to eat and get ready I'll send ya a text later?  Let's get crunK

Me:  Shit I got three lunchables over here, with weed included (Credit:  Beargrizz)

Her:  Lmao fuck sounds like the way to my heart

Me:  K beb, I'm fresh out the shower and about to get into the bat mobile..

Me:  I'll be there in 20mins, K

Her:  Lmao omg let's take selfies in your batman outfit we will catch ya on the strip for sho

Me:  Yea I'll have to wash it afterwards cuz you have cooties lol  (Credit:  Manwhore)

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Keep us updated.

Keep us updated.

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Seems like this girl likes

Seems like this girl likes the banter.  But she needs to be hunted down cuz she keeps giving herself an out 

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She didn' respond to that

She didn't respond to that one.  A few hours later I restarted:

Me:  Girls gotta be out and about by now, when are you bringin your little butts my way

Her:  We are by ______ at _______ right now haha

Me:  Come see me, I'm right in front of ______________ across the street from you

Her:  Lol in a bit  (tense/aggravated emoji face)

Me:  K, but I'm imposing a spanking penalty at 30min

[An hour after I sent that text the girls walked over to where I was.  My girl is fully under the spell of her evil blond spinner friend.  This perky-titted little shit seems to get off on being a dick and/or tooling all the guys around her.  She tried tooling some guys I promote with who are good-looking, cool dudes.  I brought up smoking, but they were sketched out about getting arrested.  I told her its cool and there's some dank at my house, but blondeshitbutt got weird.  Blondiebutt dragged the brunette off while I was talking to her, and she did it in an uncool, sarcastic, shitty cockblocking sort of way.  I feel like she needs some serious negative energy directed at her to pop her big egotistical bubble.  I was out promoting, and had another girl in the works, so I didn't care, but I still want to bang the brunette.  So I keep texting, for pussy and For Science!

There's a sleeping girl in my bed right now, and I'm trying to roust her because she has to get up for work in the morning.  Since she's not waking up easily --she fell asleep after she came LOL--I texted canadian brunette and am typing this up.]

Me:  Where did the little blond Eskimo steak [sic -- meant to type "steal" but fuck you Autocorrect] you to

Her:  She got her nipple pierced lmfao

Me:  wtf

Her:  What lmao

Me:  She's cray

immediately followed by

Me:  Are you still out or back in your hotel room

Her:  Bed lmao you ?

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Is this the chick that called

Is this the chick that called that asian dude "sushi" or some shit lol

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Meow wrote: Is this the chick

Meow wrote:
Is this the chick that called that asian dude "sushi" or some shit lol

Yeah, she called one "Sushi" and the other "Kimchi."  She's tiny and has nice tits, so she gets away with so much shit, but she pushes it too far such that she's just being a bitch and she's the only one who enjoys her company.  The other girl, the brunette who I'm texting, seems like she stands there in spectator mode watching her friend fuck with people. 

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hehe she sounds annoying as

hehe she sounds annoying as hell. Are they always together, or on vacation or some shit?

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Meow wrote: hehe she sounds

Meow wrote:
hehe she sounds annoying as hell. Are they always together, or on vacation or some shit?

They're on vacation together.  Its all new and fun right now, but they'll get bored eventually and come over.