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On Saturday I walked to the other side of the lake from the camp I work at.
Chille out there, and had lunch at this nice restaurant/bar. One of the waitresses there was being flirty w me. So I went on a solo bar crawl and came back later while she and the servers were collecting their tip money. We chilled there for a bit then got a bite to eat w a couple of her coworkers. She ended up dropping me off at my camp at the end of the night.

She's cool and her grandparents own the hotel/bar/restaurant I was chilling at. She also lives in the basement of their house which is like 50 ft away from the bar lol.

Anyway she had invited me to go to breakfast w her and her friends on Sunday but I found out I had to work.

So I instagrammed a picture of my breakfast which was shit compared to the feast she was having across the lake w te caption:
Me: this vs Tiki breakfast = #notcool
And then I commented on her instagram of her breakfast:
Me: super jealous right now

She then commented on mine-
Her: your definitely missing out..

That was on Sunday. I had gotten her # Saturday so today I texted her a picture of me in some stunna shades looking like a douchebag and pointing at the camera w the caption: did you eat your vegetables today

She didn't respond. I'll definitely be seeing her next time I go out but that prob won't be for a couple days and I'd like to get a text Convo going w her.

Any advice?
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Re: Waitress across the Lake
@Alex123:


So I just texted this girl-

Me: So I was talking to a camper just now and he actually knew what TOWN im from based on my accent.
Me: Pretty cray
Her: Haha wow very crazy. People always notice the Sheboygan accent too!!

to give a little more background we had been commenting on each others accents/ i had been making fun of hers. Once again this girl is like heiress to this hotel/bar restuarant on this beautiful lake, she works there, and lives at her grandparents like 50 ft away from the bar. Thats about all i know about her

I know theres not much convo here but i am seriously having a tough time thinking of a reply to this one. I was thinking-

"Oooo yaaaaa, i knowticed the ahkcent right away yaa" or something just to make fun of it more but i dont think this is that cool of a text.

If any of yall have some cool ideas for some playful shit here that would give me a boner.
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Re: Waitress across the Lake
@Alex123:

http://manwhore.org/forum/node/59

This is the thread I've had opened in my browser for the last 7 days. Yep, any time I have a text/msg I look at it either to grab ideas or to keep my head in the right mindset and make shit happen. So for example I get a text. I start writing my response. I remember to check the thread so I delete my text. I check the thread. I come up with something much better to text. I thank manwhore in my head while gently rubbing my shaft. Use it brah.
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Re: Waitress across the Lake
Jeff;669.5138;147 wrote:
@Alex123:
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http://manwhore.org/forum/node/59
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This is the thread I've had opened in my browser for the last 7 days. Yep, any time I have a text/msg I look at it either to grab ideas or to keep my head in the right mindset and make shit happen. So for example I get a text. I start writing my response. I remember to check the thread so I delete my text. I check the thread. I come up with something much better to text. I thank manwhore in my head while gently rubbing my shaft. Use it brah.

LOL!

Alex you're good to go with this chick, figure out your next time off and be like "Yo girl, don't make any plans on {such and such a day} 'cuz dammit I'm off and we is going to kick it. Was thinking of robbing a bank. Cool?"
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Re: Waitress across the Lake
@Manwhore:

Me: So I was talking to a camper just now and he actually knew what TOWN im from based on my accent.
Me: Pretty cray
Her: Haha wow very crazy. People always notice the Sheboygan accent too!!
*next day
Me: *picture of me in ridiculous yellow bird costume
Me: Im so fly
Her: Hahaha oh JeeZe the things you have to do as a camp counselor!!
Me: Haha yea it never ends. Now were dressing up like Indians for campfire. How is it across the lake
(wouldve used your Indian warpaint line here but this was before I knew about that thug shit)

Her: It's amazing as always!!
Me: Yo girl, don't make any plans tomorrow 'cuz dammit I'm off and we is going to kickit. Was thinking of robbing a bank. Cool?
Her: Haha as awesome as that sounds I have to work.
*4 days later
Me: Get your ass to _____ girl!
Me: And ger rdy to get whooped in 'spoof
Her: If only I was 21 :/ it's a hard life to live haha
Me: What?! So your bar handicapped. I'll just have to kick yer butt in pool then
Me: I hope ur not good 'cuz I really want to win

- looking back on this I feel like I couldve roleplayed off her text like
"Annie!! Don't worry Daddy Warbucks will take you out to get ice cream and play pool mmk
"I hope ur not good cus I really want to win

Maybe? cuz her text reminds me of "hard knock life"
anyway

Her: Never played a day in my life...
Me: Ok we should be good then 'cuz I only play once a year
Me: Where you at Victorian girl
Her: I'm at home. I'm taking it easy the next few nights before I go out of town for my day weekend!
Me: Day weekend?
Her: Bday weekend**


Am I sounding like less of a teddy bear w no cock and more of a Gangster Sex Panther??????
Dear God i hope so.

I guess i shouldve followed up with -
"Ok im coming over w snuggies then. Tell grandma to start the kettle now so hot cocoa's in my tummy in 30 :)
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Re: Waitress across the Lake
@Alex123:

*she lives in grandma's basement right next to where the bars are