Ya im on okc a lot..
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 05:15
me: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with polar bears, looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
her: I forget, did we schedule that for before or after our skiing trip in Aspen?
me: Babe that was DURING our ski trip! Right after I fought off those penguins from breaking into our cabin.
Honestly if you can't remember the details what has this marriage come to..
me: I guess well just have to save it over beer & icecream.
her: Beer and ice cream together? that's why this isn't working.
me: Not at the same time dear. And we must make this work. If not for the kids, for the goldfish.
her: That dammed goldfish has been through too much already.
me: Poor Horatio. K well this Okc stuff is way too nerdy for me shoot me your num or text me 812 606 4152 I promise I'll only stalk you on Tuesdays ;b
text-
her: Tuesdays dont work for me
me (2 days): Do Thursdays
Her: Thursdays are better.
me (3 days/today): Eh babe sry I'm late. Stuck at the office again.. What you got going on this weekend
her: Sleeping with the secretary late, or grabbed some ben and jerry's on the way home late? and my weekend looks dull
me: Sweetie you know I wouldn't do that to you ;). Looks like we'll have to brighten it up then
her: Damn straight you wouldnt lol
me: Yes sugarbutt. And I'm doing overtime to put food on the table. We deserve icecream tomorrow
me: For sure
her: Haha
I feel like I fucked up the last couple texts. Too wordy/not minimalistic enough. Anyway I want a damn date before I leave this place; its my last weekend working here/i have off work so any advice is greatly appreciated!!
her: I forget, did we schedule that for before or after our skiing trip in Aspen?
me: Babe that was DURING our ski trip! Right after I fought off those penguins from breaking into our cabin.
Honestly if you can't remember the details what has this marriage come to..
me: I guess well just have to save it over beer & icecream.
her: Beer and ice cream together? that's why this isn't working.
me: Not at the same time dear. And we must make this work. If not for the kids, for the goldfish.
her: That dammed goldfish has been through too much already.
me: Poor Horatio. K well this Okc stuff is way too nerdy for me shoot me your num or text me 812 606 4152 I promise I'll only stalk you on Tuesdays ;b
text-
her: Tuesdays dont work for me
me (2 days): Do Thursdays
Her: Thursdays are better.
me (3 days/today): Eh babe sry I'm late. Stuck at the office again.. What you got going on this weekend
her: Sleeping with the secretary late, or grabbed some ben and jerry's on the way home late? and my weekend looks dull
me: Sweetie you know I wouldn't do that to you ;). Looks like we'll have to brighten it up then
her: Damn straight you wouldnt lol
me: Yes sugarbutt. And I'm doing overtime to put food on the table. We deserve icecream tomorrow
me: For sure
her: Haha
I feel like I fucked up the last couple texts. Too wordy/not minimalistic enough. Anyway I want a damn date before I leave this place; its my last weekend working here/i have off work so any advice is greatly appreciated!!
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:06
#1
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
@Alex123:
RIGHT NOW:
me: Ok really tho does today work for you 'cuz I have the day off
her: Work for what? Ice cream?
me: Yeah
her: Well i have a 5k at 6 tonite at lambeau. im going shopping with my sister before then but idk what time. and i have no intention of showering until after
me: Lmao ok. Let's plan on after your race so you get some sister time in
her: Oohk
me: Theres a fantastic icecream spot by the lake out here
me: They also serve drinks lol
Her: Out where? And im 19, cant drink
me: xxx, small town in xx county
her: Im supposed to drive all the way to elkhart for icecream?
RIGHT NOW:
me: Ok really tho does today work for you 'cuz I have the day off
her: Work for what? Ice cream?
me: Yeah
her: Well i have a 5k at 6 tonite at lambeau. im going shopping with my sister before then but idk what time. and i have no intention of showering until after
me: Lmao ok. Let's plan on after your race so you get some sister time in
her: Oohk
me: Theres a fantastic icecream spot by the lake out here
me: They also serve drinks lol
Her: Out where? And im 19, cant drink
me: xxx, small town in xx county
her: Im supposed to drive all the way to elkhart for icecream?
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:11
#2
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
@Alex123:
Her 5 k will be done at like 630,7... Then she's gotta get home and shower. Then how far is that drive for ice cream?
I think that was token resistance not an actual "wtf all that way for ice cream?" maybe it would be a good time for the forum classic message "make it happen girl I'm worth it" or something to that affect. Like just be "yeah.. Itll be worth it obviously" type of frame.
How far of a drive is it? You could also offer her something to reward her getting out there. Like obviously paying for her ice cream or treating her to a movie or something
Her 5 k will be done at like 630,7... Then she's gotta get home and shower. Then how far is that drive for ice cream?
I think that was token resistance not an actual "wtf all that way for ice cream?" maybe it would be a good time for the forum classic message "make it happen girl I'm worth it" or something to that affect. Like just be "yeah.. Itll be worth it obviously" type of frame.
How far of a drive is it? You could also offer her something to reward her getting out there. Like obviously paying for her ice cream or treating her to a movie or something
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:13
#3
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
@Alex123:
me: & a beautiful view :) I'll be here of course as well
her: I feel like it probably won't happen
Lmfao gadammittttt
Any way to turn this around fellas? I know yall are some mac daddy extraordinaires ;))
me: & a beautiful view :) I'll be here of course as well
her: I feel like it probably won't happen
Lmfao gadammittttt
Any way to turn this around fellas? I know yall are some mac daddy extraordinaires ;))
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:14
#4
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
@Alex123:
thanks icewahine
thanks icewahine
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:33
#5
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
@Alex123:
-_- It's cool if you don't want to come.. I'll just assume your gay
Use at your own discretion. Ive seen that on here and just tried it today and it works awesome. I'd say push for the meetup but if it doesn't happen thats cool too right cause you'll just get her next week
-_- It's cool if you don't want to come.. I'll just assume your gay
Use at your own discretion. Ive seen that on here and just tried it today and it works awesome. I'd say push for the meetup but if it doesn't happen thats cool too right cause you'll just get her next week
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 01:44
#6
Re: Ya im on okc a lot..
Ya you got to realize at some point YOU are the main reason she's got to be coming. You can hide it under the guise of ice cream so she doesn't feel like a sloot.. but your backup can't be the "great view" haha. When it comes down to the line you got to be like.. "girl, I'm the devil. That's who you get to hang out with tonight"
Maybe that's a bit much lol but you get the idea.
Maybe that's a bit much lol but you get the idea.
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