My future wifey
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 04:41
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37936250
Me: Reading
UFC
Running n dubstep!!!
Where the f*** have you been all my life?? You are mine!!!
Her: How can i deny a taco-eater?
Me: Lol nope you can't.
Do you drink? If you don't, I would go dinasour hunting with you, use its teeth to make them into a manigficiant necklace, and ask you to marry me.
Her: Really now? Am I that awesome? ..little do you know I COULD in fact be a closet fatty. Then you would just be beside yourself in dissapointment. And yes I drink and drink often. I work hard but play harder. :)
Me: I have faith that you wouldn't lie. But since you drink, I have to hold off the plan us getting married
Her: I'm sorry lol are you against drinking?
Me: Once time, I decided to fight with a dinosaur. I won first 5 rounds, but since I was drunk, I got knocked out in the next one. So I decided to stop drinking ever since. But awesomeness comes from within.
Me (1 day later) : Dear my future wife,
I wanna take you cool restaurant with you by the beach. After we finish, we'll walk along the beach and look into the sky. I wanna feel all the adrenaline rush yet calmness and oneness when i'm with you.
You future husband,
Her: I have to figure out how to respond to this....hold please
Me: Time over!!
Tell me your number and schedule next week. I'm gonna look for a restaurant. And we'll have our-self a fabulous date.
Her: I'll be in NC hiking :/
Me: dammit!! why god let me see your profile and now give me speed bump? lol
DAMN that last Text!!! LOL
This is one of the reasons that i want to be so good at the game. So when i meet the future wifey like her, i won't flunk for weird shit!!!
Me: Reading
UFC
Running n dubstep!!!
Where the f*** have you been all my life?? You are mine!!!
Her: How can i deny a taco-eater?
Me: Lol nope you can't.
Do you drink? If you don't, I would go dinasour hunting with you, use its teeth to make them into a manigficiant necklace, and ask you to marry me.
Her: Really now? Am I that awesome? ..little do you know I COULD in fact be a closet fatty. Then you would just be beside yourself in dissapointment. And yes I drink and drink often. I work hard but play harder. :)
Me: I have faith that you wouldn't lie. But since you drink, I have to hold off the plan us getting married
Her: I'm sorry lol are you against drinking?
Me: Once time, I decided to fight with a dinosaur. I won first 5 rounds, but since I was drunk, I got knocked out in the next one. So I decided to stop drinking ever since. But awesomeness comes from within.
Me (1 day later) : Dear my future wife,
I wanna take you cool restaurant with you by the beach. After we finish, we'll walk along the beach and look into the sky. I wanna feel all the adrenaline rush yet calmness and oneness when i'm with you.
You future husband,
Her: I have to figure out how to respond to this....hold please
Me: Time over!!
Tell me your number and schedule next week. I'm gonna look for a restaurant. And we'll have our-self a fabulous date.
Her: I'll be in NC hiking :/
Me: dammit!! why god let me see your profile and now give me speed bump? lol
DAMN that last Text!!! LOL
This is one of the reasons that i want to be so good at the game. So when i meet the future wifey like her, i won't flunk for weird shit!!!
Tue, 04/24/2012 - 04:19
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Homey how many numbers are
Homey how many numbers are you getting per week off pof? Or what's your percentage of getting a # successfully once you and a girl start talking on pof? Just curious because generally you want to split up getting her # from setting up a date. The way you did it is a bit trickier. Might be easier to just concentrate on getting the # first, THEN setting up a date.
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