A couple years back my buddy dressed up as a soccer referee for Halloween and carried a sign-up sheet where he went around and took girl’s names and numbers down for his fake intramural soccer league. He wasn’t a very charismatic dude at all, just had a good idea and walked up to girls and stuck to his guns. He got about 15 phone numbers that night...

I want to begin this particular lay report with a disclaimer. This particular girl is definitely not what most guys come into the dating community hoping to hook up with or have a relationship with. She’s not exactly a good girl or even a nice person for the most part, and honestly any guy trying to come up with ways or techniques to control this kind of...

This girl was basically seduced by the time I met up with her, both thru plentyoffish messaging and then later thru text messaging. In fact she was going down on me within 20 minutes of meeting her outside her place and getting in my car. She actually messaged ME on pof which was awesome. I only get a hottie hitting me up on pof once every few months or so lol....

I was pulled over last night by cops just COVERED in vagina. I mean I stepped outside in the cold and it was wafting off me right in their faces. I was like, “WHAT.”  But before we get into how that happened I’d like to handle some administrative necessities! Sorry for the delay in my weekly lay report, gentlemen, but this one’s a...

I’ve been having a lot of car pulls in the last few months (where you meet a girl at a bar/club and you two end up going to your car to get it on e.g. fucking), and since I’ve made a life decision to start writing and posting more to my blog, these will now become lay reports! Even more interestingly, I’ve had a couple car pulls recently that...

How I met this girl comes from this little field report/article I posted up here.. I also recorded a phone conversation with this girl over the phone right before we went out so there might be some good stuff in it even tho I consider the conversation quality to be subpar.  As we’d had a falling out and introduced a competitive vibe with each other I had...

Jan 26, 2012

I’ve come to the conclusion girls wait for me outside my door.  Then later pretend we actually met out. Anyways I’m hanging out with my buddies downtown. No chicks. All dudes. Gawd I love a club full of dudes. So I’m with my buddy out on the patio lightin’ up cigarettes because we know it’s still cool, and he sees 3 girls walk up. My buddy tells...

Jan 25, 2012

Me and a buddy were out and an old one-night-stand of his approaches him. I’d seen this girl earlier- I’d been stunned when I saw her.. the most beautiful girl I’d seen in a while. She walked like a little goddess, completely unconcerned, yet regarding everything she saw as possible entertainment. She didn’t give me a single glance. ...