Why Being A “Douchebag” Gets You Laid

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This is an article I wrote three years ago but resurrected because it MUST be made commont knowledge. The idea is that the things that chodes/society talk shit on the MOST, are what will actually get you laid the most. Because when it comes to being successful in life whether it’s health/wealth/or love, most people are quite simply, crabs in a bucket, and they would rather talk shit, than work at something themselves.

Since becoming an experienced internet marketer, I’ve begun to unconsciously pay attention to trends and success streaks in my own life.. rather than before where I was haphazardly going thru life pell-mell, with no thought to planning or strategy, e.g. “natural” style. In actuality there are trends you start to notice, things that seriously stick out and can be emulated.

Back in college I wore a lot of wife beaters. I was a young guy who hit the gym a lot- I always had a strong “warrior” identity, and so kept myself lean, mean and agile. The attention I got from girls was a bonus, but damn it was a NICE bonus.

But then of course there were the fratstar chodes, the dudes who grouped together into their own self-limiting chode niches. You’d hear things like “ok if you’re a dude.. you’re not allowed to wear wifebeaters. That’s try-hard.” Or they’d trashtalk always hanging out with girls, or being charismatic in ways they didn’t consider “bro” enough.

The deal was that rather than put in the work and figure out how to do it themselves, they created a bubble around themselves that reinforced their self-limiting beliefs. A safety-net, so to speak.

Funny story: My university newspaper (published by students) had a “personals” section in the back people could write in to and post random nonsense. I remember one time my freshman year reading a personal on the back I knew was directed personally at me trying to trash-talk me. I could only laugh. Freshman year of college was when I was given the name “Manwhore”. Correlation? Yes.

Was I a bit young, sometimes socially awkward, and rubbing some people the wrong way? Absolutely. Did it matter to me? Absolutely not.

I’m here to tell you that years and years later I’m finally back to the same thing. When I hang out with girls I’m FULL douchebag. I’m wearing a wifebeater, being sleazy, hitting on them, talking like a pimp. And I get laid. All the time. I have too many women in my life right now it gets to be too much actually.

My attire of choice at the club? An affliction pullover. It’s white, has a big golden eagle with wings spread on the front of it, and would be considered “dbag wear” by many. But no shirt in the history of Manwhore has ever netted such a hot free flow of pussy. My father would be proud. R.I.P.

My other favorite shirt is a simple black t that says “I love boobies”. Oh the situations that shirt gets me into. I remember about 2 months back walking into a bar in Old Vegas, and within 3 minutes I was sucking on the breasts of two different girls. Everyone watched in awe. I walked out with titty breath.

It’s like my shirt signaled something to these girls that it was ALRIGHT to let this strange man walk up to them, chat them up for about 10 seconds then show him their tits and 10 seconds after that to ask him if he wanted to try them out in a bit more intimate fashion. Hmm.. 😉

We’ll talk more about this in a bit.

I had an old shirt with the sillhoette of Richard Nixon on it, the caption underneath was “dick”. The best tshirt ever- girls would NOT leave me alone when I wore it. Britney Spears actually made the news a couple weeks ago wearing the exact same tshirt. As it’s not produced anymore I’m reproducing it in my own tshirt store at manwhoreclothing.com.  That particular shirt is located at manwhoreclothing.com/dick/

I also had a shirt from tshirthell that said on the front.. “If this shirt is on your floor tomorrow..” and on the back “we totally fucked (now go make me some breakfast, bitch)”. I attribute THAT shirt to developing in me that carefree hustlin’ attitude that signaled to girls I did not give a fuck and we could mess around without her being judged. By wearing a shirt that was so sexual in nature but also demonstrated I did not give a fuck, it forced people to reflect back on me the same kind of attention, and this only further instilled this mentality and behavior in myself. It’s why I’m so adamant about selling my own tshirts. I KNOW the power they have on women and the kind of results they can give you. Plus I know the difference between a shirt with a quote that’s actually just stupid/offensive (like most of the shirts on tshirthell), and a shirt that will get you that kind of sexual attention from females.

Want to know how my dates go? They consist of me in a wifebeater with shit jeans, a hat pulled to side, stubble that is undefinable as any kind of anything. And a condom. Somewhere on my person. Because really.. you just never know.

Lessons: Wear wifebeaters. Even if you don’t have muscles. Like Hydro from Casanova Crew. I can tell he wears wifebeaters even tho he doesn’t have any muscles. Let me explain why..

Douchebaggery is the fastest way to getting laid. As long as it’s true “I don’t give a fuck” dbaggery. This is because a girl realizes there’s NO expectations with you, no weird “social” standards or stigmas she has to maintain around you. Basically it’s EASY to be around you. So what is the end result? She can fuck you and not feel regret, shame, or social stigmas.

Tyler (RSD) said it awhile back, “the scumbag aspect often even just makes the girl want to hook up faster because they’re not trying to tie them down into a relationship”. It’s not necessarily that they want to hook up faster, its that girls would hook up faster except guys put too many roadblocks up for girls to pass thru. Like fancy dinners, gifts, or wearing expensive clothes that signal to a girl that a guy cares too much what she thinks, is too in-tune with typical (e.g. chode/beta) cultural and social expectations of what dating should be, and places WAY too much importance on sex- like he thinks has to “earn” it. Well guess what.. he ain’t going to get it for free now!

You start adding levels of “cloaking” and social “niceties” and you are simply creating a longer route to the bedroom. Not that making a girl feel special/comfortable with you or getting to know her isn’t necessary in many instances, (you do need to be able to do this) but being super relaxed and bucking social expectations while having fun with her is easiest way to the bedroom.

By not so subtly signaling to girls that you exist outside the typical “guy she should date” mentality, things are fast-tracked to sex.

You know what also works well? Having blatant sexual conversations. There’s a video of me on youtube during a street halloween party where I bring up my balls mid-conversation with two different girls… And BOTH girls put their hands down my pants and fondle them in the middle of the street. This is because I do not give a FUCK, and I bring them up in conversation. The obvious consequence being that as women are naturally curious creatures, they want to play with the above mentioned merchandise ; ).

Things like nerding/geekifying yourself down, dumbing down inteligence, talking light shit, calling people fat, not having a car, or simple shit like demanding a girl bring you ice cream- these things all let a girl know you’re crazy and off the social radar and it’s cool to fuck you because she’ll “get away with it”. What am I trying to say? Keep the interaction at a kindergarten level where boys push girls down in the sand, give them kisses, and have no problem playing “you show me yours I’ll show you mine” with their private parts.

Actually damn,that’s a decent overview of what my dating life looks like these days.

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9 Comments on "Why Being A “Douchebag” Gets You Laid"

  1. Macdaddy

    So MW do you do this “Douchebag” frame when opening to a girl ? Like after i start chatting her up and then get her name then build the momentum of being a full on douchebag?

  2. Richard Merchant

    Funny how back when all I wanted was *A* girlfriend, I saw DBs as idiots and could only guess at what was going on. Years later I have evolved every aspect of my lifestyle incrementally to almost full-on douchebaggery and man what a difference! One thing I notice now is how straight-up hot girls will stare me down in public when they are lone wolf like I am a prized piece of gazelle haunch and they are a leopardess. Non-hot girls don’t seem to much, guess they are looking for chode-boy BF material or feel somehow out of my class or some such crap (they are more like the “crabs in a bucket” you mentioned, hah). So it kind of screens out girls who aren’t fun, confident and down.

    Your style seems a lot like mine, which is “Generous/playful DB”. Living in sexual abundance doesn’t turn you into a miser, hoarding the pussy, but sharing it and letting the wealth spread out, but chicks of course are little detectives of dick and diligently retrace the origin of a Vortex Of Sexual Wealth, and if it leads back to my cock…so be it!

    Great post dude.

    Oh, and here is a DB move I like nowadays, the “Pseudo-clumsy bump”…warning! calibration and humor essential! Very advanced, it really helps if you are good on your feet, make it like a dance move, conveys you know how to handle a woman….

    … anyway, if a girl eyes me down, I’ll beeline directly towards her, but as I get close I look to the side or off like I’m looking at something else (funny and exagerated if I feel like it) and walk almost or actually right into her, keeping my body supple so I don’t risk knocking her over, and lightly grab her arms or waist like I am stabilizing us. Smiling: “Oh, how clumsy!…of you :)” Cue her protesting vigorously (smiling back), doing the little arm punch and it’s game on.

    A much easier one, safer for sure, is to just walk up smiling diabolically and tag her arm and say “You’re it!” then walk on, ninja-fending her efforts to tag you back. Do it right and you can get her literally chasing you before she even gets to say a word.

    85+% of what it takes to get laid fast you should have learned from elementary school recess! Many of us did but forgot it in our lame efforts to be “cool” and “grown up”. The essence of DB game is playfulness, carefree living in a world that takes itself way too seriously.

  3. Manwhore

    This is more your appearance and vibe. It’s not something you “talk about”. Just follow some of the tips/steps in the article, you’ll start getting the right kind of attention and you can go from there. This is why you read about some guys having girls come up to them, or at least showing interest in the guy, and then all of a sudden changing their minds.. because they realized the guy wasn’t fully congruent yet. It’s a process. It’s not a succession of one-liners

  4. Manwhore

    Dude that is AWESOME. Lol. I will definitely be stealing these. I’ve definitely done both I just never realized how consistently you could use them. Thx for the comment

  5. Richard Merchant

    Whoa just remembered an old favorite: the “Hand Opener”. This works great on chicks embedded in a set (even/especially 3 or more), but is subtle and versatile.

    So she’s talking to her friends and looking over at you, preferably with “eyefuck” or “Anime” eyes. Anyway, obviously likes what she sees.

    Now get up and walk by the group, keeping her eye contact. At the last five steps or so, turn your head away slightly, like you are looking at something else (this is the “misdirection”, like in sports ;).
    At the same time, extend your hand out low, but obvious to her (not her friends) and troll it by her like a fishing lure. If she reaches out, hold it solidly and sensually as you walk by and its fucking ON!!. You could even grab it softly and pull her out of the group if you are feeling slick.

    One of the best pickups I ever did was running laps on a 3 mile park trail. Hottie goes by the other way and I look away (we are alone) while putting my hand out for a “low-five”. She laughed hysterically and slapped my hand squealing “Awesome!!” as she ran by.

    1.5 miles later she’s coming the other way again, and I pull over in front of her, shit-eating grin on my face. She’s laughing her ass off, as I pull her off to the side for the make-out, without having said a word, broad daylight in a public park. With current game I would have gone for the pull or banged her in the bushes (I’ve done this many times on running “dates” since), but I got her number instead, which lead to boyfriend/anti-slut BS, but I suspect she still treasures that little moment at sunset on a frosty day in January 😉

  6. phil

    I really want to kill all guys like you who give up their personnality to get laid, you’re infecting the gene pool and soon there will only be douchebags on this planet and thats what world war 3 will be

  7. Manwhore

    Lol you poor little emo bastard. It makes it EASIER to be you when you don’t have to wear a mask in front of society. That is the message..

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