American Psycho Tinder Challenge
Get a girls number off tinder only using Patrick Bateman quotes
her: You're not real
me: There is no real me
me: Only an entitty
me: Something illusory
her: Oh
her: well that was unexpected
me: And thought i can hide my cold gaze and you can shaek my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... I simply am not there
her: Yeah I get it you're like deep and shit
her: Or whatever you guys try to achieve these days
me: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
her: Seems we have a different music preferences?
me: I wasn't really a fan of their early work. Too artsy too intellectual for my taste
me: But hwen sports came out in 83, I really think they came into their own
me: Both commercially and artistically
her: Oh yeah totally agree
me: Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why
her: OH yeah?
me: I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy and my nightly bloodlust is starting to overflow into the day
her: Yeah um
her: Blonde here so
her: You can assume ya lost me
me: Have you been to Dorsia?
her: That would be a no
me: You'll love it
her: Random
me: Don't fall asleep, okay? wear something fabulous
her: Only cause you asked me too
me: What more is there t say
me: What's your number
her: Ain't that fast
me: Ask me a question
her: Favourite color
her: If its orange I'm outty
me: Subtle off white coloring
her: What's your eye color
me: My eyes white as ice
her: Lol shut up
me: Don't you want to know what I do?
her: Depends
her: Was trying to figure out if you were a jerk before I ask that
her: But yes
me: Well, I work on king street... For Pierce and Pierce. Have you heard of it?
her: Nope
me: I know my behaviour can be.. Erratic sometimes
her: Yeah a tad
me: Hey I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break
her: Beat you there
her: Been threw two
me: I'm sorry
her: You're losing points here
me: I have to go return some video tapes, whats your number
her: Honestly if that made sense it may have worked but like...
me: Yes Melissa
her: Yes what
me: Sorry I've been taking too much lithium
me: I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someon special
her: And by that you mean
her: Because I know that no guys actually want that
her: Like its a myth that some guys do
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahaha!!!!
You kill me. Awe motherfucking some.
omg LOOOOOL just spilled my coffee, funniest schtick ever
LOOOOL that was amaze.
Fave bit - "subtle off white colouring"
HA!
Perfect
This is so epic! lolol
I went to some chicks house once for first time. Forced her to watch American Phsycho with me. She was like are you a phsycho, then fucked me