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Met this girl walking on campus. Saw her one time and pussed out. Told myself I would approach if I saw her again. So I see her again, my approach is really fucking gay. I literally say "Excuse me (haha), I saw you the other day and promised myself I would talk to you If I saw you again). Shes super receptive. Maybe its the fact she is only 18 and just a freshman who knows. So heres the sequence:

Me: Hey, this is Ryan.
Her: What Ryan?
Me: We baked under the sun. (it was hot where we talking)
Her: Oh you must have the wrong number, I cooked in the oven.
Me: Yep. You are from Juarez. (Shes from el paso, told her I suspected Juarez)
Her: Oh hell no!
Me: Okay.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: (No response.)
Me (Next day): Hey
Her: Whats up?
Me: Bored.
Her: (No response)
Me: Who is this?
Her: Mary?
Me: I know I'm just being an ass :). (Love the MW suggestions)
Her: (No response)
Me (Next Day): Hey stop by my house if your looking for something to do, me and my roommates are throwing a party.
Her: I'd go but my friend and my roommate are being lame.
Me: I know what to do, stop being lame
Her: Is it a big open party?
Me: Ya
Her: Or is it kickback?
Me: Look, come if you want too.
Her: Ayy, I was just asking.
Me: I know. Come.

She comes. The party was huge and I got pretty fucked up. See her amongst the billion people. Say hi, give her a hug. Introduce myself to her friends. They were clearly stifled cuz of how many people and the fact they are freshman. Friends are a fatty and a gay guy, lol. So I think I just said Ill be back in second cuz I didnt know how to handle the situation. Lol WTF ryan. So I come back after I go outside and look for her...she is gone

Me: Where are you?
Her: We went to get food haha
Me: Cheezits at your dorm?
Her: What?
Me: (No Response)
Her (Next morning): How was the clean?
Me: Engaging. The throw up in the bathroom was a pleasent surprise.
Her: Oh sounds lovely!!!
Me: Come See it!!!
Her: Ill pass!
Me: Good choice. I think he had lasagna....
Her: I could have gone my whole life without knowing that lol. What time did everyone leave?
Me: (No response)

So I end up not responding for literally a week. Im new to this shit so its hard for me to tell if thats cool or not. I mainly just didnt know what to say so I neglected texting her.

Me (Week later): Hey hope your week went well. Cant believe its midterms already.

HAHA how gay was that text. Whatever, she obviously didnt respond.

So thirty minutes ago I send her a MW text: I think we should stop seeing each other. Sometimes you make me feel like a piece of meat.
Her: Huh???
Me: I mean we really should get to know each other better first
Her: Wrong number?
Me: If this isnt the girl from Juarez, then yes.

Just sent that 20 minutes ago and no response. Any comments on the texting? Anything is appreciated/
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Re: Another hottie from school
@beargrizz:

dumb of you to not respond for a week. the purpose of texting is to secure a meetup
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Re: Another hottie from school
@CyberShot:

Indeed. That was definitely "faggotry" on my part
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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester