Cock Block

Fucking A I was anxious like a little bitch tonight. Really in my head but staying aware of my emotions and doing my best to keep present. Anyway first place I roll into is downtown and my buddy immediately gets on this girl on the dance floor. Place is somewhat crowded, but there is literally not a single hot girl in the place. Not one. So I walk around like a complete chode and even approach two fatty's only to get shut down HA. Then I finally a girl worthwhile and I come in like hey, were going to the dance floor. But my eye contact and physicality didn't match my dominant words so she literally says no thanks and turns away. I had no ability to persist in the mindstate. Anyway, we leave downtown and go to my more familiar bar zone and I stop these two girls on a street and it goes well. Not hot though. OK, long story short...why Im posting this...we go into this one place and this chick who I had hit on before but was super aloof gets on me immediately. Im like, ok...pick her up and she wraps her legs around me amongst and bunch of people and she says her pussy is showing to me. Im like, oh fuck yeah. So i let her go for a bit, dance with another girl...with the intention of making her jeaulous, I donno she just seems like the girl who likes games like that. I see her go outside, ditch the girl Im dancing with and get up on her. Eventually I just caveman her around the streetcorner....while I am carrying her she say to me, "are you going to rape me in the alley?" I reply.."Yes, Im going to rape you." She fucking loves this. So we turn the corner and now her three friends which consist of two guys and a girl are out of sight. So im debating whether to take her to my car or litterally fuck her on the street when the two guys come running up and tell me to put her down. Im outnumbered so I decide to go unreactive. I put her down and shut up. She does the talking. She tells them to leave and that were ok and were just talking. But they just linger like 30 feet away. I felt like I couldnt just pick her up again, although I could she wanted that. FUCK...so I give her my number and we part ways as her chode friend carries her off feeling like he is saving her. What a fucking fag!

So heres the texting:

Her: (me texting myself):Your hot
Her: Is this the boy in the gray sweater?
Me: Yeah. Where are you?
Her. In ********
Me: Thats a long ways beb.
Her: I know...send me a pic
Me: (I send her a picture of a naked super jacked black guy)
Her: Lol. Wrong Number
Me: No, just got a spray tan.
Her: Haha
Me: Im having innapropriate thoughts
Her: Yeah, your wee was hard the whole time
Me: Send me pic
Her: Sends me a sexy pose with clothes on but her ass is amazing
Me: I wanna see your cute little pussy beb
Her: Ew, Perv. calm down, simmer your wee. stop
Me: (send picture of an adorable kitten) (dont think she got the joke)
HEr: I hate cats
Me: I love pussies. Theyre warm, fuzzy, and independent. How are your feet?
Her: Cold
Her: How old are you
Me: 29
Her: We Bye
Me: Im straight, not bye
Her: Ew, your 29
Me: I mean were both in our twenties, Im assuming.
Her Yeah
Me: Im tired, night
Her: Bye


Im actually 22, but that was the first thing that came to mind was just to be sarcastic. There is absolutely no way I could pull for 29 so its funny she believed that. Anyway the girl is a fucking hot asian and I would like to fuck her. Advice?