Funny Tinder Convo

Tue, 12/16/2014 - 06:36

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Joined: 09/30/2012

Me: Hi.

Her: Hey :)

Me: I'd lightly grab you by the hip if we were in person right now but we are not so...how is yer night. I've got my room cleaner than its been in a year yeee.

Her: Oooooohhhh

Her: Maybe you can help ;0

Me: Pff hell no my room cleaning services are for me only.

Did I fuck that up? I thought it was a good response

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life. Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Tue, 12/16/2014 - 06:42

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Be like, "Ok fine but you

Be like, "Ok fine but you need to at least be throwing $1s at me like a stripper"

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