Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!

Yeah hitting her out of the blue with a doozy like that was basically just swinging a wuffle bat at her face. At this point I'd be like, "I'm so kidding boo. Your hair is chic. So listen you want to get a drink some time?" 

Nice save, thanks man. lesson learnt. Now to go back and salvage all these convos.

Give me more details on this I'm getting lost trying to go through all these. Are they separate? Same girl? Who derr!

They are seperated by "GIRL XY".

A Girl I Number Closed Last Night

I'd met this cute little blonde lesbian about a year and a half before last night, before i knew about much about game (if anything) but was going out to gay clubs and parties to meet girls. i used alcholol and funny drunken dancing, back then. we'd met at a girls night event. started talking heaps. i gave her some steady eye contact. she liked it and returned it. i coudl tell she was interested. i was with my friends and we went to leave for another club. i asked her to follow. she did because i saw her at the next club a while after i'd gotten there. she saw me, pulled me in for a kiss on the cheek. i waved at her and walked off because i was a dumb shit. i went back and talked to her once or twice. later i saw her or a look alike making out with another girl on the dance floor, so i gave up but ended up going home with somenoe else anyway - welcome to SlutCity, enjoy your stay, the locals are very friendly. ;)

i see her last night in the line to get into the club. she's goofing around with her guy friend. i say some funny stuff and we have a funny conversation. she recognises me and stops me when we get just inside the door. she asks me if i play roller derby, and im trying to figure out where i know her from. im staring into her eyes trying to figure it out. she says we met at club xy. i can't remember what else we say but it's not much. i'm already stamped to get into the club so i hold my wrist up at all the door staff, I'm all like "MULTIPASS!". i bee line for the bathroom because that was reason why i re-entered the club. i just needed to go before i look my date home. i walk about out and Girl walks past me to go to the bathroom, our heads turn in sync to watch teh other walk by, it's terminator on terminator. i go back outside to talk to my date. then i go back in, see Girl on the dancefloor. i pussyfoot around and get a drink first, then talk to a warm up set, THEN go in to the girl, hand lightly on her elbow, pull her into me, and ask her what her name is. we talk a bit and i'm funny. i say im 125 yrs old blah blah, i recall the thigns i remember about her. she leans right into me to talk. i could have been way more physical here, and lead to kissing, to pull, maybe. i tell her ill get her number. i start feeling hella awkward fumbling with my phone, that i walk away while doing it. i talk to some more people. i see her see me talk to other girls and her eyes go wide. i go abck into the set when she's at the bar, tell her to put her number in so we can hang out later and that ill txt to so she has my number too, hehe. she goes to a big effort to get her number out of her phone. my only regret is not spending more time in set and being more physical, it could bite me in the ass.

what i txt her so she has my number

Me: :-) 

i tell her i have to go drop my friend home, she doesnt want to come into the club. my friend is my special girl / date who was already going home with me. when im home, i txt her;

Me - 1 hr 2 mins later: You're the blue powerpuff girl in your day job if I remember correctly? So funny running into you again. 

Girl - 1 hr 32 mins later: You didn't even remember me

whats the best thing to say here?

i'm going to take her out for drinks next weekend, she just doesnt know that yet. i can handle that part, i'm just worried about the correct way to deal with her txt.

#overthinkingit

Ok so GIRL B you contacted a full month and a half later? And you had 2 typos as well as the improper use of "i" to denote yourself. Really good game, bro. Your GED come in the mail yet? 

Girl J I'd be like, come braid my hair.. Just to be really fucking creepy, ha! Ok my bad maybe that's not a good idea.

Girl M: Pff.

Girl K.. Explain the timeline on that one??  ??

Dancer Girl: She liked you but your messages were too gamey. This is the difference between intermediate and advanced.. empathy. Lol 

Girl BG: You could take that 50 different ways, that's your basic "I'm different!" Every girl says that. You don't want to encourage that too much as it'll potentially make things harder for you at the end, though I can play around with that stuff and have a lot of fun. 

Yeah I'm pretty hard to handle too ;) Guess it's time to take off the kiddie gloves

It depends on the girl, you could be a little sarcastic/facetious. "I can put you in touch with the complaint department but I don't think they'll do anything" but I suspect this girl is sorta awestruck by you and just wants to feel a teensy bit special before she allows herself to be devoured by a higher power. So that would potentially be overkill. You want to run some qualification while still maintaining the vibe you got with her. Cool well I'll be ready for my pop quiz next time. I hope there's a prize for top score

But honestly it's a stupid text.. in full abundance mode you would ignore and hit her up in a couple days. A lot of guys would just ignore a text like that from a girl and in so doing it'd turn around back on her and she'd be forced to realize how pathetic it sounded lmao. Then she'd be a bit more cooperative next time you hit her up, OR she'd ignore. Lol

Or you could just push her face away be like, So many cute lesbians.. so little time. 

Took one of my good friends out since she was about to move to CO. She brings her good friend along. Short, blond, the kind of body I get weak for. We end up hooking up in my car but not fucking. Im fingering her and talking dirty in her ear. Shes into it and super wet. Anyways she leaves some shit in my car and Im trying to make this happen starting from "hey i found your shit" but dont want to get stuck in this frame.

Me: Hola. Found a super cute gold necklace in my car today, would it happen to belong to you 

Girl - 2 hrs 17 mins later: Is it gold with a blue charm on the end? 

Me - 3 mins later: That's the one 

Girl - 1 min later: Yup, that's mine! I also think that my earrings fell out in your car somewhere. They are silver triangles with diamonds in them 

Me - 3 mins later: Ok ill look when I get a chance. You can just leave weed in my car again next time :) 

Girl - 3 mins later: I know, I'm sorry I keep leaving stuff in your car!! I'm so pissed about my earrings, they were my favorites 

Me - 3 mins later: No worries, I'll let you know when I find em 

(Sent her a pic of her jewelry she left in my car)
Girl - 1 week later: Omg yes!!!! You didn't find the front to that earring did you? 

Me - 14 mins later: Haha no but ill look again. Whats it look like 

Me: Weed leafs? 

Girl - 20 mins later: It's a triangle with crystals on it! 

Me - 13 mins later: Hmm idk cause I looked all over and only found those things. But ill check. When are we gonna see each other again

Knew I couldve done better on that last text, any advice on how to take it from here is welcomed. (She called me drunk last night and was talking about how much she "loved our date" the other night)

I'd tell her to bring over a sixpack to your place and some weed for the recovery of her precious jewelry. In the bag 

I found a gir on facebook thatl i used to f*&k years ago.

Here's the convo after I sent her a Hey long time no see type msg.

No I'm still with my boyfriend why do you ask?

I remember her going off in bed and giving great bjs. I wanted to know how i find out if she is dtf and how to get rid off the boyfriend

Cheers

Gordsy

The boyfriend doesn't matter, game on as usual. 

Sorry for delay. Family was an excuse not to fuck her because we were on the couch in the living room with my family like 2 rooms over. and I don't have a lock on my bedroom door. Also she needed to pick up her dad and blahblahblah. Basically didn't work out well in that regard.

Anyway, since then she has been very unresponsive over text; however, every time I see her at the gym, she seems totally into me, can't stop talking about her life, comes up and hugs me etc. Basically mixed signals.

Where am I supposed to move with this? I really like her, and I think she really likes me, idk why she resists so much when I try to set things up. Really frustrating. My minds telling me just keep up what i'm doing but it never works, haha.

I sent her this: Cool well I'll be ready for my pop quiz next time. I hope there's a prize for top score. :p

Its 5 days later and she is silent. She doesn't like you, MW. Jk. I'm thinking I build more repore Before I say something vaguely like, come out and drinks with me/or ms. Mystery come to my place for a poker duel, you can be (James bond girl) ill be (James bond or villain).

she wasnt replying so i sent her this:

lawl!

not really. i sent this: 

me: [her name]-girl! busy crime fighting? i just robbed two service stations and didnt hear a peep from you. i guess i win this round ;)

skimming through your text book chapter on "silly n sincere" put me in a mind frame that gave me an angle i liked. 

stay tuned and stop me from doing something stoopid.

You're chasing too much boo. You need to act a bit more aloof. The Mr. Bean pic would have been really good actually 

whoa, really? i have no pick up compass, man. ok, so can i do something to balance this out? 

just to be clear, i hadn't sent anything since the pop quiz line.

Naw I'd wait a week or so before reengaging. 

Me: Bring a six pack and some weed over for the recovery of your precious jewelery 

Girl - 3 mins later: I'm not going to.pay you in beer and weed to return my jewelry haha 

Me - 5 mins later: Watchu doing tomorrow night rainbow brite 

Girl - 8 mins later: I have a bunch of work to get caught up on 

Me - 45 mins later: Ya im gonna be busy tmrw too. If we go halfsies on a slave, you think we could get our work done by 9 pm with the extra help? 

Girl - 2 mins later: Totally. You have someone in mind? 

Me - 8 mins later: The actress from 50 shades of grey movie. Just a suggestion but she def has experience.. 

So that last text i sent didnt accomplish anything. Felt too try hard. Any ideas on how to shape it in the direction of getting drinks tonight would be welcome

The way you handled her response to the precious jewelry line was way off you can't just answer her shit test with a "chase" or date setup sort of text that was crap. 

Damn, youre right. Lesson learned

Mw, can give examples of the correct response and break it down a bit, plz?

Yeah I actually knew that it would have been better to be funny w the little test she gave me, but i was having trouble thinking of a reply. Just wasnt in a creative mood at the time.

Well since you've already hooked up with this chick it'd be a pretty simple shit test to fuck around with. I'd be like.. fine if you don't want to bribe me I'm just going to wear them around them house

So it was actually this simple...

Me - 15 hrs 50 mins later: Yo are you home? Im omw to the mall and can drop your gypsy jewels off at your place 

Girl - 2 mins later: Hahaha yea I am 

Me - 3 mins later: Ok ill hit you up when im close

SMH

Yeah those little subtleties are killer sometimes. 

I think I fucked up a text conversation with this girl that I met on Tinder.  Any advice or suggestions to help me rectify this would be greatly appreciated...

Me: Heyyyy crazy day -- lost count of coffees after the 3rd one! So what kind of mischief did you cause today lol

Her: Hey! sorry i was out in milwaukee with my mom, her friend, and my little sister all weekend

Her:How are you?

Me: Fabulous, got sooo much studying done :) how was the concert

Her: That's good! It was insane! So cool.

Me: you want to grab those drinks with me on Tues[we discussed on tinder]...i promise it'll be the most painfully awkward date ever!...jk lol

I personally thought that was funny but she went silent after that.  She seems pretty cool and I don't really want to fuck this up so some help would be awesome.

That's a pretty damn funny date invite lol. As far as little things I could see I would have done differently, you sort of ignored the part about her telling you about her weekend with her fam bam. When a girl does that you can use it to establish some sort of cute/funny rapport with her, you probably don't want to just ignore it like you did and then segue to a date meetup. It just kind of makes it seem like you're after one thing, tho it is suble as fuck, she might just be sensitive. Or dropped her phone in the toilet..

Plus you want to be a bit more assumptive with your date setup when you've ALREADY talked about it with her. The lack of confidence coupled with the "most painfully awkward date" line is potentially what dropped the ball here. After years and years and fucking years of losing girls to stupid shit like that I've just adopted a more leading edge to the way I handle things logistically with a girl. 

I'd just go with something a bit cocky to gloss over that. "Just kidding I'm perfect, but you already knew that. We'll have a good time I promise ;)" Then second text "unless you're a crazy cat lady? Then there could be problems.." 

Or you could just hit her up quite simply later on and act like nothing happened. Up to you there's plenty of ways to handle this

how do you respond when latina chicks text stuff like "amor <3" and "te quiero" etc lol. i know it's usual for them to say thing like this all the time so i just kinda ignored it or sometimes reply with a :* (kissing smiley)

Impregnate them. 

lol man. they'd probably try to get pregnant if they were a little bit older

My new favorite tinder opener...

I'd forgotten about het but this Purdy lady just came back with "deal!". Wtf why can't I think anything to say that's high value. Mw, I feel that you and this girl are both over my head. Where does being high value even come from?! Idk how to get there. Analysis paralysis.

She lives maybe an hour away so theres no real point anyway, except for practice. What would I have to do to get her to drive all that way to see me?

Shikorah I've never actually seen you set up a date. So set one up. 

you have. just not much.

p.s.

on that shit.

Lol. 

bish, you don't know me.

okay so, here is a girl from another city that ive already slept with multiple times. i'll be seeing her again in less than a month.

after 2/3 months of no contact

me: hey homiegirl. i was looking through [dating app] today and found  this chick 200km away that looks like she's full of sass. lol. her name is [her name], have you heard of her? i hope she's not a loud chewed

me: chewer* fuck u auto correct

her: is this [my city]

me: LOL. it's usually spelt shikorah.

her: oh right lol i knew that

[phone conversation, that's high in good vibes. she's excited, repore seeking, says we should meet up to hangout. thens he backs down, and says "but i dont want to take up to much of your time". the phone call kinda caught be off guard, i said "yeah" to the hangout and that ill come find her at the mardi gras float marshalling area. she says she tried contacting me on my old number (after i'd changed it) and was worreid she'd lost me to the universe]

3 hours later/12am

me: sweetthign, clear ur schedule ofr the friday night before mardi gras. we are going for drinks. then im going to take your hot little body and do sexy bad bad things to it. hope you dont mind.

10am next morniing

her: i could be down for that :p

i know that she is completly in, but what is a nice way to wrap this up? i think she's worried about looking too eager/"easy".

EDIT: nevermind. i texted anyway. but wtf is she doing

me: *smooch* and im going to start by pinning you down and kissing you. then kissing down your neck.

her: is that right...?

The garlic sandwich girl
her: deal!
me: haha, hey are you out bush somehwere? {referencing that she's 90km away} i'm not sure if i want my gaybies raised out there. im living in the (alternate name for my city that makes fun of how conservative it is) myself. we are having a yawning epidemic!!
her: ahaha thats hilarious! i am out bush. would rather be in bush but what can you do?!
[then i make a mistake by putting sexual presure? on her, putting the ball in her court and kind of jsut pouncing on her the split second she says somethign with inn-ur-endo.]
me: you're a bit naughty and i l like that. you should start texting me, i dont much attention to [app]. the party hotline is [my no.]

Lmao did garlic girl respond? That could actually go really really well. Plus it was straight from the heart lmao. You are unemotionally inhibited that is a very great thing 

No she hasn't. So I figured I need to keep talking to her over le app, and get HER no. Maybe even just keep talking over the app to get her to come to me.

i spoke too soon. she replied at 12am (a perfect 24 hours later) with

her: hey shiorah  it's {her name] x

her: from [app]

Sweet you got this. Chat her up and aim for a date. Rock her socks with your cocks

at some point before this or after i dont remember i left a funny message on her dating app profile that i was acting like someone who just met her, asking her star signs, asking her out. i got an affirmative.

Me - 1 day 4 hrs later: Yes'm it is. Omg ur [dating app] picture where youre making a lesbian face made me lol. Ok, honey, cool, I will see you after your rehearsal. 

Me - 1 week 3 days later: Hey there captain quiet. 

chica - 3 hrs 56 mins later: Hey there, crazy busy over here �� new job is kicking my ass. 

Me - 1 hr 14 mins later: Come on, you've got that shit. Thug life? 

Me - 19 mins later: My upduction shift doesn't start for another 15min so im just hanging out in the galactic tea room... 

chica - 1 min later: Are you at work? 

Me - 3 mins later: Are you? 

chica: At home working 

chica: You didn't answer the question 

Me - 2 mins later: Yes I am $200 a night 

chica: Sweet!!!!!!! 

Me: [girls name], wtf.. What's got you working so late 

Me: Lol 

Me - 3 mins later: Don't tell me you charge more 

chica: Haha 

Me: I have 2% eftpos tax 

Me: I made a prostitute joke. 

chica - 1 min later: You are so funny..... Not I made a Borat joke 

chica - 3 days 4 hrs later: So the thing is I don't think I'll be going to the city on Friday night..... 

in her city, its a big effort for her to go out of the burbs and catch teh train into the city. i thtink it's only one she has to catch though.  she sent that last text at 2am on the night of what she called our anniversary. so maybe she felt a bit left out in the cold that i didnt contact her.

i was originally thinking of sending something along lines of telling her that she's breaking my heart. how do i get this honey out of her hobbit home?

So I failed to have enough game with her. I can turn this around my showing dominance.... Right....?

Holmes your texting is like.. really fuckin good. You're killing it, you just need to figure out how to make it work logistically. What about just heading to her area that night? Maybe you could ask her to show you her favorite pirate hooker bar or something like that. Honestly you just need to figure out what's going to work for her I'm sure she's absolutely down to hang out. Game is done, just figure it out with her. 

Little question for yall

What do you guys do when a girl ignores your meetup? This has happened to me a couple times as of late, I usually handle it by calling them out on it which hasnt worked for me.

Heres an example: 

This is some 17 yr old girl shes a little danky.. I randomly got her number ..

bla bla bla textiing, i pretty much tell her im going to college bla bla bla bullshit

Her: hah nothing Im just going to stay home like always and you

Me: Were getting supplies for the block barbeque, come thru

Her: Nah my parents dont let me out, I know it may sound stupid . but eh thats cool

Me: Its fine ill take you to go munch somewhere like tomorrow afterschool

Her: where do you stay?

Me: *My ghetto hood in LA's name* you?

Her: Like where I saw you? I live in *her hood's name in LA*

Me: oh orighh I know where, to be exact I stay by the highschool

Her: By *Schools name*?

Me: I live closeby its cool, lets go munch tomorrow

Her: yeah, What are you going to study for in college?

Like obviously she's down whether she knows it yet or not. But how do you guys handle shit like that where she just ignores my attempt for the meetup? I kinda dont like this going back and forth texting shit I just want to get straight to the point na mean

I was thinking she just wants to get to know me a lil better before she agrees,

Whats like the best way to handle this type of shit? 

Thanks fellas

Just point blank force the investment or get lost.

"I study llamas. So are we munching tomorrow or what 'cuz this 20 questions biz is putting me to sleep"