Keeping the pussy wet when you're out of town for a while
Alright, alright, alright....
So I've been in LA for the last week and am probably going to be here for the next 3 weeks or so. Don't worry I've been meeting plenty of chicks while I'm here and am getting drinks with an absolute rocket tomorrow. Brazilian model who looks like a super smoking porn star lol.
But anyways, prior to my departure, I ended up reconnecting with this girl on facebook who I really like. We started texting and she was super excited to get drinks with me. Before we could meet up I ended up leaving for LA for a while. How do you recommend keeping things hott while I'm gone for the next 3-4 weeks so that when I come back we can take off from where we left off.
Should I just shoot her a message once per week when something cool happens. Send some random snap chats or check in with her. I don't know, how do you guys play it?
Obviously I don't want to be texting her too much because I'm not going to be back for a while and that can create it's own problems.
Why you even worried about losing it? Just curious. Is she super flighty? If things are going well now you should be good, unless there's other shit going on here?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
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ah okay, I just wasn't sure if things die down after being away for a while.
I suppose I could just let her know when I'll be back in town then. I wouldn't say she's dodgy. But it took some fucking magical texting to get her engaged and drawn in enough to really want to get drinks. I suppose I shouldn't really worry about this shit.
Well post up the convo then we'll take a look. That's where the real shizz goes down. If it took magic to make it happen then that's the area you need to look at.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I texted her the second day I got in.
me: Patrick's US number! Made it alive :)
her: Yay :)
her: How's the weather there... I"m so jealous
her: Come meet me in the Bahamas in February? haha
me: It's pretty amazing! Sunny and warm and relaxing. Except I'm trying to wrok from an air mattress cuz my furniture hasn't arrived
her: Oh you're renting an apartment? Lol who do you live with
her: I thought you were just visiting frineds haha not actually moving
me: hahaha I'm not moving, you need a visa for that
me: My buddy and work partner has a two bedroom here so I'm renting from him
her: oh nice
me: You should come to LA instead of Bahamas
her: Noo chance haha Bahamas needs me
me: I can't stand these British colonies, driving on the right side of the raod
her: haha
me: I mean left side, oops
her: Silly
Anyways... Texts continued all well and fine. But it seemed a bit hotter initially. Now it's not as ON as before.
I messaged her a few days after last speaking.
me: I just witnessed a black chick call this other girl a bitch ass, dusty ass, ugly ass nigga. Probably one of the most hilarious things I've seen in my life
her: hahha oh my goodness
her: Drama in LA
me: Yeah lol be she said it with like a musical rhythm to it, I was impressed! How's the semester going?
her: It's alright
her: I have like a million things due in February which sucks
me: Yeah well at least you'll be in Bahamas soon enoguh
her: I know I can't wait
me: You better hope ofr 7 days of sunshine just to get on my level of tannedness
her: haha yah I know
me: Just don't overdo it because I'm not sure how cute you'd look if you were lobster red
her: Lol I don't get lobster red
her: I just get super brown
me: Mhmm that's what they all say
her: lol... it's the truth
me: Lol okay. I just did all this shopping ofr the apt, I don't know why I'm so happy with myself but I am
her: hahaha awh good
Okay so that's where it's at right now. Perhaps I should move deeper into connection. For example I could say....
My closet is actually quite roomy, how about you ditch the freezing cold and you can sleep in the closet. Of course you'd have to do my Laundry and neatly fold my clothes each morning, but I think you could handle that ;)
Oh and btw, this girl is kind of intersting. Like she usually responds very quickly. But a lot of time she doens't give ma ton to work off of. It's essentially 90% on me to keep the conversation alive and she'll just say say something but not try to get me to reinitiate if you know what I mean.
Were you raised Mormon?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yah you're going to have to enlighten me Jon.... Not exactly sure what you're getting at here
Just wondering how you could be so gay and you don't even like guys
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Can you give me an example or something. Just so I know how I was being sooooo gay
Are you actually Patrick Bateman? You should flake on girls by telling them you have to return home video tapes
Holmes you know I love you and appreciate you but your texting is GAWD AWFUL
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male