Manhoe help!
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:56
Man this girl keeps testing me lol.
I met her through a friend of hers a long time ago. I ran into her again and # closed her.
We've been flirting through text, I managed to get her and her friends out to a party with my boys.
She was initially being feisty, she wouldn't even let me hold her hand on the way to the party lol. I got around that, I fingered her while she jerked me on the dancefloor. I couldn't close at the end because I failed to lead "Do you want to go back to my place and cuddle?" <<<--- the fuck? can't believe I said that!
Then logistics got in the way. Anyways we're up at it again texting and it's going like this:
ME: Cynthia..... I thought you said you make the best crepes! Lies! ;P
HER: I DO!
ME: Is that right? What are the ingredients?
HER: U try to trick me haha! Flour, eggs, salt, butter, vanilla and Cynthia's secret touch
ME: Good you know what you're doing, you won't be burning my kitchen down
HER: Haha U really tought for a sec that I'll come to ur place to cook for u? =P
shit..... im thinking of something like "Is there any reason I should doubt you"
I met her through a friend of hers a long time ago. I ran into her again and # closed her.
We've been flirting through text, I managed to get her and her friends out to a party with my boys.
She was initially being feisty, she wouldn't even let me hold her hand on the way to the party lol. I got around that, I fingered her while she jerked me on the dancefloor. I couldn't close at the end because I failed to lead "Do you want to go back to my place and cuddle?" <<<--- the fuck? can't believe I said that!
Then logistics got in the way. Anyways we're up at it again texting and it's going like this:
ME: Cynthia..... I thought you said you make the best crepes! Lies! ;P
HER: I DO!
ME: Is that right? What are the ingredients?
HER: U try to trick me haha! Flour, eggs, salt, butter, vanilla and Cynthia's secret touch
ME: Good you know what you're doing, you won't be burning my kitchen down
HER: Haha U really tought for a sec that I'll come to ur place to cook for u? =P
shit..... im thinking of something like "Is there any reason I should doubt you"
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 11:11
#1
I did, and I've got the cops
I did, and I've got the cops coming to your door thinking you're a big time coke dealer so you better get your little ass out of there or you're going to jail missy. I've got some wine and a monopoly board. Hurry
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Thu, 01/31/2013 - 13:16
#2
^ that was an awesome
^ that was an awesome response haha
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 18:23
#3
hahaha you're awesome. I'll
hahaha you're awesome. I'll update her responses
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 21:32
#4
yea manwhores response was
yea manwhores response passed her shit test...lol
Thu, 01/31/2013 - 23:21
#5
But then I think i dug myself
But then I think i dug myself in a hole afterwards :P
completely killed the playful vibe, I think I need to get back on track
I forgot she's not the relationship kind of girl and sent this anyways:
ME: I did, and I've got the cops coming to your door this weekend thinking you're a big time coke dealer so you better get your little ass out of there or you're going to jail missy. I've got some wine and a monopoly board. Hurry
HER: you are fuckn crazy =P cops would never trust u, im too cute ^^
ME: My last girlfriend cooked for me all the time.... We'll have to see if Cynthia's touch makes everything taste better
HER: Well, find a new gf, so she can cook for you
ME: I never said I was looking for a gf silly :P
HER: U need someone to cook, idk any girl cooking for someone else than her boo
crap....
completely killed the playful vibe, I think I need to get back on track
I forgot she's not the relationship kind of girl and sent this anyways:
ME: I did, and I've got the cops coming to your door this weekend thinking you're a big time coke dealer so you better get your little ass out of there or you're going to jail missy. I've got some wine and a monopoly board. Hurry
HER: you are fuckn crazy =P cops would never trust u, im too cute ^^
ME: My last girlfriend cooked for me all the time.... We'll have to see if Cynthia's touch makes everything taste better
HER: Well, find a new gf, so she can cook for you
ME: I never said I was looking for a gf silly :P
HER: U need someone to cook, idk any girl cooking for someone else than her boo
crap....
Fri, 02/01/2013 - 06:13
#6
Grrr It's getting to the
Grrr It's getting to the point where I feel i'm making it harder on myself.
I'm loving the tips. Especially the closing one, it's probably my biggest challenge along with texting.
She double texted an hour later since I didn't reply to her last text; she tends to do that a lot so she's pretty invested among other reasons.
I'm just not playing my cards right, might see her this weekend at parties.
I'm hesitant about how to respond to her last text:
HER: Do u? (as in "do you know of a girl cooking for a dude she's not commited to?")
ME: yup
HER: And would u cook 4 a girl that is not ur gf? =P
I'm thinking of saying "only the cute ones"
EDIT: nvm I got it
I'm loving the tips. Especially the closing one, it's probably my biggest challenge along with texting.
She double texted an hour later since I didn't reply to her last text; she tends to do that a lot so she's pretty invested among other reasons.
I'm just not playing my cards right, might see her this weekend at parties.
I'm hesitant about how to respond to her last text:
HER: Do u? (as in "do you know of a girl cooking for a dude she's not commited to?")
ME: yup
HER: And would u cook 4 a girl that is not ur gf? =P
I'm thinking of saying "only the cute ones"
EDIT: nvm I got it