Petite Blond 8, (text convo)
Yo guys, so it's been a while since I actually posted a text convo but I wanna get back in the swing of things.
Here is the backstory: So my roommate brought this girl over about a month ago after his class and I introduced myself. She gave me some free tickets to our on campus hospitality restaurant (her major) so that was pretty dope. Anyway, we proceed to go downstairs and day drink. Got pretty drunk and we were flirting a bit. This girl is a lil ball of sexy. Short blond hair and outgoing personality. She was feeling my roommate so I wasn't trying to swoop in and let him do his thing. Fast forward a month and they haven't hooked up and he stopped pursuing it. I see her at the bar last night and she jumps all over me. We talk for about 20 minutes total, the vibe is super man to woman. i.e. grabbing and groping each other, hugging, etc. She probably grabbed my ass about three times. I couldn't pull because the logistics were fucked. She was running on 48 hours of no sleep. So I got her number and we started texting last night and this morning. This conversation is in it's utmost infancy, so I wanna see how you guys would flesh it out. Admittedly, it would be pretty cool to have the forum craft an entire text thread that gets me laid a la Buddhagames back in the day haha (he showed up at the girls place and she was half nekkid already).
Here's the thread:
Me: Have a good night ya yank. Make it home safe I'm gonna keep drinking (she saved her number as her name Yankee)
(next morning)
Her: I laid on my bead and it was lights out last night
Me: I bet that was some of the best sleep you've ever gotten haha
Her: And I'm continuing to sleep still. So nice
Lets do work fellas
K. Wake up I am coming over with watergun anD BloodyMarys.
K. Wake up I am coming over with watergun anD BloodyMarys.
Nice, just sent this
keep it updated
Her: What!?!?
lol
Yes we have to make sure you are ready for school. When are you out of class.
Me: It feels great outside. Going to the pool you should join
Her: I have class and then workl. It feels amazing though, I'm jealous!
You went slightly gay you should have used Beargrizz's text that was perfectly inline with the aggressiveness of the first text. It's emotionally compelling and continues to build momentum.
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Shit ballz. How did this end up?
You went slightly gay you should have used Beargrizz's text that was perfectly inline with the aggressiveness of the first text. It's emotionally compelling and continues to build momentum.
Yeah, you're right. I don't know why I didn't send it to be honest. Guess I was just being a pussy lol.
Me: The weather is gonna be just as good tomorrow if you wanna come out after your class tomorrow (sent this about 4 hours after her response)
Her: No response
She has a 6 hour class from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. today. I'll keep you guys posted if she replies.
Gawd dammit this is so friend/friend it's disgusting lol