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Text Convo w/ Gorgeous Female Sergeant.. includes sexting & date setup

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The text conversation starts off from a plentyoffish message exchange. There are lots of little intricacies going on here that I handle. I'm going to invite Haze on here to take a look maybe he'll do a breakdown and I'm sure Buddhagames could as well. There are two main parts where I bring out the gasoline and pour it on, one being how I get her to commit to the "date" and the second being how I detour (damage control) on the sex topic while also baiting her to take the reins.   It starts mid convo:   She's from POF so that's why it starts mid convo. Girl: psst 

Me - 2 mins later: Psst what. No rock paper scissors here girl 

Me: Not havin it! 

Girl - 1 min later: Well, if it's a thumb war you want, I'm using my nails. 

Me - 2 mins later: Ahh damn that is some mean shit. Pretty much defenseless here 

Me - 2 mins later: So whatd you do for presidents day. I just stayed home n puttered around in my new apt. I made a dresser. Gonna make a shelf unit now while I drink lol 

Me: Come help me!! 

Girl - 1 min later: That sounds so safe! :D I didn't do much for presidents day. Scooped up some cat shit, made some chicken shit, went to work and shit. 

Girl: You really want a woman to help BUILD a shelf unit? Can I just build you a sandwhich instead? 

Girl - 1 min later: My apologies! I'm a dick! ;) I'll help you right away, sir. 

Me: Uhm. Fuck ya that sounds perfect. But I dont have bread. I got everything else tho. Wait you made some chicken shit? Dunno if I can trust your cooking. Ok fine Im hungry 

Girl: Nomnom. 

Girl: If I had a teleportation device I would zap my way into your kitchen. And I'll bring bread. 

Me: Im hungry right now when you getting here woman. Hey you have that cannibal movie on dvd? 

Girl: I wish! I can most certainly make that happen though. 

Me: Oh what. You dont have a teleportation device what the fuck is wrong with you 

Girl - 2 mins later: Where is your teleportation device?? Let me borrow it. 

Me: K maybe not tonight (tho that would be cool as fuck) but later.. pfff 

Girl: slacker 

Me - 4 mins later: Hey bs not true come over right now Im building this you can watch and drink beer with me. Fuck teleportation dont you know how to drive 

Girl: I'm a WOMAN! Of course I dont! 

Me - 3 mins later: Right I knew that honestly. 

Girl: I'm also part asian so that doesn't help 

Me: Well wtf. Where are you maybe I will drive my spaceship 

Girl: I'd prefer to be picked up by hover craft. Sorry. 

Me - 1 min later: Excuse me thats like preferring a taxi to a limo. I mean I know girls prefer the simple things in life but dont be ri-dick-ulous 

Girl: Its better for the environment??? 

Me - 13 mins later: No. They both use vaginas as fuel 

Girl - 4 mins later: Damn. Yeah, that's terrible. 

Me - 2 mins later: Ya what a waste. Well anyways borg youre obviously not coming Im going to pop in a movie and pass out unceremoniously 

Girl - 4 mins later: Yeah I'm falling asleep! My bad sir. 

Girl: Try not to dream of me 

Me - 1 day 10 hrs later: Hello senorita mellyfresh. Cant remember if I dreamed of you. Did dream about aliens tho 

Girl - 2 hrs 35 mins later: Alien dreams are terrifying! Sorry my phones been dead! 

Me - 4 mins later: All good pumpkin. Hows your day been going I got my case dismissed at court. Im too gangster 

Girl - 11 mins later: What a G! My days good. Just showered, about to have some coffee, baby's gone for the night. Makes me sad! What's your case all about? 

Me - 4 mins later: Bein gangster. K lets hang out then if yer not busy that sounds cool 

Me - 1 min later: Bring change we will play poker lol 

Girl - 4 mins later: I don't really play poker and all that jazz 

Me - 1 min later: Lmao perfect 

Me: Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternative 

Girl - 2 mins later: Poker is the only option? ;) 

Me - 2 mins later: Lol NO. Sounded hilarious tho. You get ice cream Ill get beer 

Me - 2 mins later: We can go see a movie too but not sure anything good out I havent seen 

Girl - 13 mins later: We can switch. Id ather have a beer than ice cream 

Me - 2 mins later: Lol. Ice cream is 4 bucks beb. Get the ice cream Ill get the 12er. Make it something delicious. Does 8 work 

Girl: You're a turd. 8 sounds great 

Me - 3 mins later: Im saving you money my lil wench. Whats yer address wait am I getting you or you driving. Either way 

Girl - 4 mins later: You can come get me. And be my taxi for the evening 

Girl - 1 min later: #### W $#$#%#$# blvd. Just call when you get here. You'd make a left once you got in the gate and I'll come out to make shit less confusing 

Me - 1 min later: Lmao. Where on w #$#%#%@@# 

Girl - 2 mins later: Between S Fort #$*#$ and #$*#$*

Girl: Im across the street from baco #$*#. Im neighbors with chili's (yayy) 

Girl: Baco...hahahaha boca 

Me - 13 mins later: Lol baco what the hell is that. you like bacon too much obviously 

Girl: Its like a bacon taco 

Girl - 56 mins later: Heyy, hate to bring this up last minute but I only got a babysitter til midnight so if you wanna do a different night its cool 

Me - 1 min later: Naw we can make that happen. This way if yer crazy I have an excuse to boot you ; b 

Girl: Hahaha good deal! Let me know when you're on your way then :) 

Me - 26 mins later: Leaving here in 15 itll take me 25 to get there 

Girl: Okiedokie :) 

Me - 39 mins later: Yea got a lil sidetracked there. 20 min 

Girl: ADD kickin in? Hurry up slow poke!! ;) 

Me - 1 min later: Pssh ya Ill give you a slow poke 

Girl: Is that a sexual reference? 

Me: No whats that 

Girl - 1 min later: When a boy and a girl likes each other very much 

Me: Im a virgin I hope you dont think youre gonna come over and try to take advantage of me or something 

Girl: They do this thing called "fucking" 

Girl: I'm going to rape you. 

Girl: Too much? 

Me: Oh shit thats what that is? No Im a giraffe I dont do that 

Girl: How long are you? 

Me: dammit. I promised my mom Id be good 

Girl: lies 

Me - 1 min later: I dont know, you can find out in a sec 

Girl: You're on your way, correct? 

Me: Im like 5 away 

Girl: About damn time! 

Me - 1 min later: I know right. wtf 

Girl - 1 min later: Call me when you pull in so I can run out! Left, go all the way down and turn right and I'll be outside standin there like a hooker. 

Me: K where am I going. Boca plaza? 

Girl - 1 min later: Across the street from there! I'm at the apartment complex called #*&$## next to #$#$ 

Me: Fuck i dont have any $1s. You take credit card? 

Girl: Yeah, just swipe it in my butt crack. 

Me: What street off #$(#$#$# am I turning on 

Girl: I dunno where you are coming from? Where are you right now? 

Girl: Wait, no. Its right on #[email protected]##%## 

Me: Essex n #$(&*#$(&*# 

Girl: By #()$*#)($# and S Fort #)$(*#$. 

Me: esSex n #)$(*#)($*() 

Girl: Damnit I wish I was more familiar with the area 

Girl: You know how to get to #($###[email protected] and # fort #$#$#? You know where the #$#$ is right there? 

Girl: I can just run over there if its easier for you 

Me: Shit. me too- wish you were more familiar with your own area. Wtf do they keep you in a cage or something 

Girl: Hahaha I just moved here from michigan, son 

Me: All good babe keep your vagina dry Ill figure it out 

Girl - 1 min later: Where are you now? 

Girl: Im dry as desert 

Me - 1 min later: #$(*&#$(*#$ n #$(*&#$#. Are you ok east or west side of fort #$#$# or does that not make sense lol 

Girl - 1 min later: Yeah I don't get it. Keep going down #$(*&#$##, pull into #$(*&# and I'll meet you there, just to make it easier. 

Girl: You're not far 

Me: Geezez christ thats not right that needs fixin' 

Girl: Twat? 

Girl: #$(*&'s resturaunt, on your left on #$(*&#$##$#@. Go to it. 

Girl - 4 mins later: Okiedokie? 

Me - 1 min later: Well now Im the one standing out here like a hooker. Im $49 every half hr just so you know 

Girl: You're at chilis? hahaha 

Me: Bring cash 

Girl: Ill be there in like 10 seconds 

Girl: With cash 

Me - 3 hrs 30 mins later: So did they know lol 

Girl - 39 mins later: Probably. Hahaha I kept trying to say "gigantic" and for some reason kept saying "vagina" instead. 

Me - 15 mins later: Wow that is amazing. I must have hijacked yer brain too babe. I wish Id been there for that 

Girl - 8 hrs 36 mins later: Yeah it was pretty silly! Took me an entire minute to spit the right word out. Mann, you made my back sore this morning!! ;) 

Me - 3 hrs 22 mins later: Your back or your booty. I just woke up. Gangsters sleep in 

Girl - 22 mins later: My back! My lower back is all fucked up. haha 

Girl: Yeah see, I'm not very gangster 

Me - 6 mins later: You were gangster last night. Like I was your horse 

Me: Why is your back fucked up what happened 

Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha cowgirl gangster. The floor man...the floor fucked me up. You need to give me a back massage 

Me - 2 mins later: I will massage yer lil body for sure 

Girl - 3 mins later: ks! :D 

Me - 11 mins later: You know this will turn into something else. But I will keep you off the floor. I liked the floor tho.. i could really punish your lil pussy on the floor lil baby 

Girl - 14 mins later: I liked the floor too! Felt so gooood! Just doesn't feel good today ;) 

Me - 4 hrs 58 mins later: So wanted to ask you serious question.. why arent you over here licking my balls 

Girl - 31 mins later: Hahahhaha im busy ;) 

Me - 42 mins later: Yep all good so am I. The thought just popped into my head thought Id ask 

I go over a lot more in detail how I pulled this off in my article how to sext. Click on that to read it.

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Anybody read this? 

Anybody read this? 

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Jesus that's a lot to read.

Jesus that's a lot to read. You are a much more patient man than I am. Dude, I used to ride my bike up and down the street I grew up on as a kid, listening to Ace of Base lol. With my Walkman.

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Lol where's the patience

Lol where's the patience factor coming in. But yeah I've heard that before lol. I gave my life to science! 

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...that you spent so much

...that you spent so much effort text-gaming a girl you'd already fucked at the beginning of the convo. Not only that, but it looked like you moved from LA to SD and still kept at it, over weeks and weeks. My patience is much more limited, to be honest.

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That's just being an

That's just being an expressive individual. At some point it's got to become an actual "identity-shift" and to become that person. That was effortless and we had a good thing going 

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For the pure enjoyment of the

For the pure enjoyment of the interaction?

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nice, Ive banged a female

nice, Ive banged a female staff sergeant as well from OKC but she came on to me lol..Some of the best pussy Ive ever had.

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Manwhore wrote: That's just

Manwhore wrote:
That's just being an expressive individual. At some point it's got to become an actual "identity-shift" and to become that person. That was effortless and we had a good thing going 

Loved that convo. Goes length to show how little reason there is to take any these little stops, and breaks from ther side in the convo serious/personal at all.

BTW.: the flake response and the drunk texting bit are like pure gold hehe

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Ahh fuck! I thought the

Ahh fuck! I thought the spaceship thing was an original of mine, but I definitely stole it from here years ago :/

Bumpity for a cool text game

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There.. fixed all that

There.. fixed all that lay-out nonsense. 

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Ha! This is the wrong convo.

Ha! This is the wrong convo. This is not the sergeant this is a chick off Okcupid I believe. Not military 

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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

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