Texting Help
Get this hott girls number off facebook. Turns out she just broke up with her boyfriend so I told her we should get a drink. She seemed interested. Then I asked for her number and she gave it to me.
Me: Hey it's Gregory! Is it terrible that I haven't done any christmas shopping whatsoever yet
her: Lol just finished mine today
me: I was plannin on going today too but work came up! It's okay though, going to nail it all out tm. Btw, what are you up to tm night?
her: I'm heading home to Kingston for the holidays
me: Oh true, that's your hometown eh?
her: Yup
me: Well then, a drink when you're back. So Alexis, bartender and business student, what else should I know about you?
her: haha that's about it
Okay this isn't really going anywhere! Think I may need to amp up the tension.....
Was thinking of something along the lines of....
me: Well I'm going to have to get you to stir me up a mean old fashioned, that would be soo hott!!
or
me: Okay as long as you're not moonlighting as a psychopathic serial killer then we're all good!
Or perhaps I should wait a day or two... Then message her.... Plenty of options so not too worried but this is definitely one of the really hott girls that I'm much more keen on banging.
I had no idea you were so gawdamn boring dude. Holy cow
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
ahhahahah fuck I know, it's fucking terrible!
Literally, my text game is super badd with the hotter girls.
Fuck I think I need to do another month with you of pure text coaching lmao
Take all those nouns in there and spin them into some kind of crazy nonsense or adventure times. It's so easy you trained on it you were actually pretty good at it use your brain don't let it use you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Okay I'll keep that in mind for next messages!
Was thinking of this:
me: haha okay! Modest, I dig it. Just stir me up some old fashioned's and we should get along swimmingly
Fuck no. She said haha that's about it and you're fine with that? You should be like.. "That's fine I guess I'll just have to make some stuff up to keep my curiosity satisfied. You do seem like the bank robber type"
That kind of thing. "haha okay! Modest, I dig it." is about as fucking gay and weak as it gets. I'm not putting on kiddie gloves for stuff like this you should be past this
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fuck dude!!!!!
Wowwwwwwwwwwww
I need to be much more perceptive to my fuckign gayness.
My frame is weak as fuckkkkkkk.... Definitely need to be much more creative and fun while holding a much more powerful frame and being in the buyers mode and having the girl work for me...... I Need to fucking learn this text message shit. I'm fucking flummoxed with this shit.
Well if it's any indication, you must sing Mary Poppins to them in the club.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's official! I'm signing up for your membership community.
I really need to step this shit upppp! The amount of absolute stunners that I'm letting slip through my fingers with my BS is unacceptable. I shall see you in the inside mang
Yeah holmes read the text convos and Pof convos in there
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: That's fine, I guess I'll have to make some stuff up to keep my curiosity satisfied. You do seem like the bank robber type after all
her: Obvi I'm a straight thug haha
Or this
Fuckkkkk! Here we go
me: That's it!!! You're going to be my new little thug girl, first step, hijack me a white Audi R8
Me: good because I'm looking for some heat! Fitness is my cover, I'm actually a drug baron, but don't tell anyone
That's good. See fucker
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
wait there's a private membership section with text convos? Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
just signed up. how did I not know about this? good shit mang
op those first few texts were desert dry