Tinder with an 18 year old CUTIE

me: What's up

me: I want to meet you

her: Why is that?

okay so that's usually the most annoying response to get back. But i think I found the best way to play it here

me: I'm more of a why not guy

me: Roll the dice

me: Maybe we hate eachother and maybe we get along

her: Because you have the advantag. I'm more of the talk to someone first so I know they don't plan to wear my skin kinda girl

HAHAH SHE"S FUNNY

me: Lol!!! I'm massive, unless you have a twin that would never work logistically 

her: I can only assume you're massive which means what kick boxing skills I have probably wouldn't work. I value my skin

me: Babes, you have been watching too much criminal minds

me: I promise my nightly blood lust is under control anyway

her: I'm studying to be a forensic photographer so my fears are valid. Haha steak keepis it under control

me: Steak, weights and sum meditation ja feel. SO you're like a lil dexter chick then eh

me: You can help me with my 'condition' and keep me satisfied with delicious steak

her: Steak yes, weights I don't bother I'm happy with my body and I'm too figity for meditation. KInda I'd rather do art but I don't want to be a starving artist and I can mix my interst in sicence and photography. Only on the bbq

Okay so she's opened up and maluable. THere's still quite a bit more texing but not going to post.