Aussie Girl#1
Sat, 05/04/2013 - 20:04
Alright, this aussie girl likes giving me shit, which is fine, but I've never been great at dealing with that. So, this will be a learning moment. Here's the convo so far
Me: Hey beb, whats your schedule like this week? Veggimite eating contest??!! -XXXX
Her: What up Stockton..! (she keeps referring to me by my hometown)
Me: Haha, eating awesome anzac cookies. Tell me you bake.
Her:I actually baked with Lisa this arvo.! I work all this week..Shift work too
Her:Stockton lets be straight- I appreciate that often Americans are pretty straight up and forward, enabling them to come up to two strangers in the shopping mall and introduce themselves.. I really do! And so since we're being straight- I should probably tell you I have little interest in a boyfriend, manfriend, bootycall or the likes of those. If you wana catch up sometime and see some cool places in perth.. Different story. I've travelled. I know what it's like to end up in a new city and not quite know the ins and outs. Nothing like a fun local to show you round. Right? So no date..No flirt.. But if you want a friend I could try find time between my full time job full time best friend(Lisa) and full time social schedule.
Me(next day): Sure, sounds good perth. But used have to refer to me by my actual name. Off to rottnest tmrw.
Her(that day): Nah I like Stockton. Ima stick with that.
Me: Alright timtambutt( its a cookie treat in australia). You're probably rum and raisin.
Her: I LOVE those ones!
Her: You're the weird Turkish delight ones
Her: They taste like flowers
Her: Ew
Me: Rum and raisin isnt high on my list, more of a mint guy. If your tour is good, you can be mint timtambutt.
Later that night and today no response.
Next day
Me: How's my 10th favorite aussie?
No reponse
Two Days Later
Me: Yeahh, I get to be delivery guy today. But all these aussie housewives are staring at me...especially the grandmas
Her: Ahahahahah!!!You're just too charming right??
Her: Have you asked any fo the grandmas on tennis dates?
Me: Yeah, one had heart attack after I creamed in the face with a ball. I'm going to need to get an insurance policy from you.
No reponse in past day
Any problems here?Suggestions?
I figured reinitiate tomorrow, but with what I don't know.
Me: Hey beb, whats your schedule like this week? Veggimite eating contest??!! -XXXX
Her: What up Stockton..! (she keeps referring to me by my hometown)
Me: Haha, eating awesome anzac cookies. Tell me you bake.
Her:I actually baked with Lisa this arvo.! I work all this week..Shift work too
Her:Stockton lets be straight- I appreciate that often Americans are pretty straight up and forward, enabling them to come up to two strangers in the shopping mall and introduce themselves.. I really do! And so since we're being straight- I should probably tell you I have little interest in a boyfriend, manfriend, bootycall or the likes of those. If you wana catch up sometime and see some cool places in perth.. Different story. I've travelled. I know what it's like to end up in a new city and not quite know the ins and outs. Nothing like a fun local to show you round. Right? So no date..No flirt.. But if you want a friend I could try find time between my full time job full time best friend(Lisa) and full time social schedule.
Me(next day): Sure, sounds good perth. But used have to refer to me by my actual name. Off to rottnest tmrw.
Her(that day): Nah I like Stockton. Ima stick with that.
Me: Alright timtambutt( its a cookie treat in australia). You're probably rum and raisin.
Her: I LOVE those ones!
Her: You're the weird Turkish delight ones
Her: They taste like flowers
Her: Ew
Me: Rum and raisin isnt high on my list, more of a mint guy. If your tour is good, you can be mint timtambutt.
Later that night and today no response.
Next day
Me: How's my 10th favorite aussie?
No reponse
Two Days Later
Me: Yeahh, I get to be delivery guy today. But all these aussie housewives are staring at me...especially the grandmas
Her: Ahahahahah!!!You're just too charming right??
Her: Have you asked any fo the grandmas on tennis dates?
Me: Yeah, one had heart attack after I creamed in the face with a ball. I'm going to need to get an insurance policy from you.
No reponse in past day
Any problems here?Suggestions?
I figured reinitiate tomorrow, but with what I don't know.