Basic texting advice....girl who wanted me to rape her.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 03:33
Basic background....hardly any discussion with chick in person. She thought i was hot...came right up to me and i pick her up spinning her around...20 min later Im cavemanning her out of the club only to accosted by her two guys friends when I turn the corner. She asked me if I was going to rape her...I said yes...Shoulda done it anyway but hey...I thought there was no chance cuz we barely exchanged any words and maybe she doesn't see me as the guy that can go all the way but here is the convo
Her: (me texting myself):Your hot
Her: Is this the boy in the gray sweater?
Me: Yeah. Where are you?
Her. In ********
Me: Thats a long ways beb.
Her: I know...send me a pic
Me: (I send her a picture of a naked super jacked black guy)
Her: Lol. Wrong Number
Me: No, just got a spray tan.
Her: Haha
Me: Im having innapropriate thoughts
Her: Yeah, your wee was hard the whole time
Me: Send me pic
Her: Sends me a sexy pose with clothes on but her ass is amazing
Me: I wanna see your cute little pussy beb
Her: Ew, Perv. calm down, simmer your wee. stop
Me: (send picture of an adorable kitten) (dont think she got the joke)
HEr: I hate cats
Me: I love pussies. Theyre warm, fuzzy, and independent. How are your feet?
Her: Cold
Her: How old are you
Me: 29
Her: We Bye
Me: Im straight, not bye
Her: Ew, your 29
Me: I mean were both in our twenties, Im assuming.
Her Yeah
Me: Im tired, night
Her: Bye
Me (next day): Mexican word of the day:CHOPPING. Mw and my vieja just got our income tax so we are going chopping.
Her (4 hours later): ?
Me(Next Day): It's funny. Your turn now, tell me a joke.
Her: That wasn't funny
Me:That wasn't a joke
Her: Duh....I know but your joke was not funny that you texted
Me: Your like a chaco taco
Her: What the heck?
Me: Tough shell but soft and sweet core. I could be wrong though....
Her: Im not sweet
Me: Fine. I'll bring the powdered sugar
Her: Lol is this how you are normally or are you drunk?
So at this point I realize shes quizzing me. Doesnt really know shit about me so this is what she should be doing...I reply
Me: Its Monday beb. I made you laugh...gotcha.
Her: Well you are acting like you are on drugs :))
I finally get something outta her with that. Anyway this girl is hot and I want to "rape" her like she told me too.......Any opinions on where I should go next?
Her: (me texting myself):Your hot
Her: Is this the boy in the gray sweater?
Me: Yeah. Where are you?
Her. In ********
Me: Thats a long ways beb.
Her: I know...send me a pic
Me: (I send her a picture of a naked super jacked black guy)
Her: Lol. Wrong Number
Me: No, just got a spray tan.
Her: Haha
Me: Im having innapropriate thoughts
Her: Yeah, your wee was hard the whole time
Me: Send me pic
Her: Sends me a sexy pose with clothes on but her ass is amazing
Me: I wanna see your cute little pussy beb
Her: Ew, Perv. calm down, simmer your wee. stop
Me: (send picture of an adorable kitten) (dont think she got the joke)
HEr: I hate cats
Me: I love pussies. Theyre warm, fuzzy, and independent. How are your feet?
Her: Cold
Her: How old are you
Me: 29
Her: We Bye
Me: Im straight, not bye
Her: Ew, your 29
Me: I mean were both in our twenties, Im assuming.
Her Yeah
Me: Im tired, night
Her: Bye
Me (next day): Mexican word of the day:CHOPPING. Mw and my vieja just got our income tax so we are going chopping.
Her (4 hours later): ?
Me(Next Day): It's funny. Your turn now, tell me a joke.
Her: That wasn't funny
Me:That wasn't a joke
Her: Duh....I know but your joke was not funny that you texted
Me: Your like a chaco taco
Her: What the heck?
Me: Tough shell but soft and sweet core. I could be wrong though....
Her: Im not sweet
Me: Fine. I'll bring the powdered sugar
Her: Lol is this how you are normally or are you drunk?
So at this point I realize shes quizzing me. Doesnt really know shit about me so this is what she should be doing...I reply
Me: Its Monday beb. I made you laugh...gotcha.
Her: Well you are acting like you are on drugs :))
I finally get something outta her with that. Anyway this girl is hot and I want to "rape" her like she told me too.......Any opinions on where I should go next?