Busted or failed shit test?
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:58
What's up everyone, I just wanted to share a text exchange with this bartender HB 9 that I've known for about 3 years and see if you guys had any tips on where to go from here. We hooked up initially, but then things went south after I went all AFC on her ass about 4 months in and she pulled the "let's just be friends" card. So we were just platonic friends and we'd hang out every now and again, but nothing past the friend zone. Then earlier this month she starts hitting me with drunk texts, about 2 to 3 times a week. I ignore them at first because I don't know how to react and being an introvert, flirting isn't really one of my fortes. So instead, I tried some of the material found here to spice things up a bit, but I'm almost positive it backfired due to the lack of congruence with my personality. Now watch as I go down in flames...
(12:42AM) Me: "I'm STARVING. I need FOOD! Make me a sandwich you perky little muffin."
(12:44) Her: "Perky muffin..."
(12:45) Her: "I'm just getting off work. I'll give u whatever ud like my prince ;)"
(12:50) Me: "Perfect"
(12:51) Me: "While ur making my sandwich I'll come up behind you...slide my hands around your waist and pull you in against me"
(12:53) Her: "Hot! ...wyd?
(12:56) Me: "Slide my arm under your legs and pick you up, set you down on the counter. Lean down and softly bite into your neck as I curl you up into me"
*Almost certain this is where her bullshit alarm went off and I blew things by going over the top and not answering her question*
(1:08) Her: "Nice. Wyd?
(1:11) Me: "Picking out a movie to watch at ur place with ice cream, beb"
(1:23) Her: "I wish.."
(1:35) Me: "Say no more. I saw we plan a getaway and live out our fantasies :)"
(1:36) Her: "My fantasies involve never coming back?"
(1:40) Me: "Mine involve you with chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and my tongue. We can go anywhere :)"
(1:42) Her: "Hey don't pull Ur tricks and pick up game on me..."
(1:46) Me: "No tricks or pickup here. Just being honest and expressing how I feel for once"
No reply of course.
Inclined just to walk away from this.
(12:42AM) Me: "I'm STARVING. I need FOOD! Make me a sandwich you perky little muffin."
(12:44) Her: "Perky muffin..."
(12:45) Her: "I'm just getting off work. I'll give u whatever ud like my prince ;)"
(12:50) Me: "Perfect"
(12:51) Me: "While ur making my sandwich I'll come up behind you...slide my hands around your waist and pull you in against me"
(12:53) Her: "Hot! ...wyd?
(12:56) Me: "Slide my arm under your legs and pick you up, set you down on the counter. Lean down and softly bite into your neck as I curl you up into me"
*Almost certain this is where her bullshit alarm went off and I blew things by going over the top and not answering her question*
(1:08) Her: "Nice. Wyd?
(1:11) Me: "Picking out a movie to watch at ur place with ice cream, beb"
(1:23) Her: "I wish.."
(1:35) Me: "Say no more. I saw we plan a getaway and live out our fantasies :)"
(1:36) Her: "My fantasies involve never coming back?"
(1:40) Me: "Mine involve you with chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, and my tongue. We can go anywhere :)"
(1:42) Her: "Hey don't pull Ur tricks and pick up game on me..."
(1:46) Me: "No tricks or pickup here. Just being honest and expressing how I feel for once"
No reply of course.
Inclined just to walk away from this.