Conversation with a stunner

I have slept with this girl years ago, been in contact here and there since then but nothing ever really stuck. This is THAT girl that you want to fuck again because she is like your everest. not like oneitis and not an ego thing but some girls just have that feminine energy that draws you to them like moths to a flame.

I fucking love hilarious hot chicks.


me: sup muffinbutt
her: hey
me: i'm in london, where are you
her: me 2
me: oh snap
me: we should have a thumb war. loser buys ice cream
her: how bout you just buy me one
me: fine. you can buy the tequila shots tho i aint no sugar daddy hon
her: i dont do tequila
her: its vodka all the way im afraid
me: dont be afraid beb
me: vodka is alright by me, and a much better partner for icecream
me: they be like ebony and ivory
her: haha
her: i need to shower
me: thats sexy. you still on your same number, ill call and well work something out
her: ive lost ma phone....
her: im hard to reach these days
her: and cant be bothered to get a nuuu one leaving in 9 days
me: ok. thats fine. what days you free between now and then?
her: going shopping tomorrow and then after that im not sure but pretty much anytime next week im pretty sure
her: my parents are off to ibiza on thursday till like monday or something so ive got to babysit
her: ooo yeah
me: holy crap. that means we can get tipsy and teach the kids how to drink responsibly
her: hah they are like 7 and 11
me: give them rum and say it will make them turn into pirates.
me: unfortunately im actually away this weekend so i wont get to be jack sparrow [:(]
her: if only that were true
her: what you up to?
me: going to bristol for job stuffz, might only be going for the friday tho still undecided
me: i am free thursday tho after 9.30am
her: ooo thats cool
me: yeah, im a traveling shirtless dancer now.
her: haha
her: do you have skype? <------- girls are perverts
me: i do, think you deleted me tho lol
her: haha
her: loooooooser
her: jks
me: i cried into my pillow not gunna lie
her: how embarassing
me: my skype is [censored], your welcome!
her: might add u then
her: undecided
me: well if you do, dont expect any free topless dancing sweetheart. these boobies arent for everyone
her: not interested
me: thats fine. we can move forward
her: yuuuur
her: okay im going to have a shower real quick
her: cos straight after ima watch a moooovie
her: because i am boring and lazy and i have nothing better to do <--------- this is girl code for 'please come and fuck me right naoow', im 99% certain
me: do you know what makes movies better. vodka and ice cream. just saying. <----seeeding
me: enjoy washing smellybutt, talk soon
her: your probably right
her: and i dont smell anymore

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dam i loved chatting with this girl, i thought she was pretty dam hilarious. Loved that feeling of chucking the ball of energy between each other. would be interested to hear your thoughts, tips etc.

Also holy shit. [verb and/or adjective]butt is fucking awesome pet name, girls love that shit.