Gaming Kim Kardashian's (retarded)niece
What's up guys, some feedback on this shit would be appreciated. Met this girl on Okcupid
Me: Hey you're that cash money life girl yo(she had this on her profile) I am guessing you are the one on the right on your profile pic (she has a pic of her with a cat) If so there is one more thing we need to know here cat lady: red or white?
12 days later..
Me: alright, whatcha up to tonight snowbunny
Her: hmm not much and you?
Me: Just chillin like a villain and hunting for groceries
Me: You're stunning, what's your background?
Her: that's fun!
Her: I'm armenian and yours?
Me: That's awesome. I'm a sweet mix of mango and passionfruit
Me: But I'd like to meet you. I just hope you're not a loud chewer
Me: Don't think I could handle that
Her: I still dont know wheere youre from haha
Me: Hahah I'm from the land of the lioness. Let's discuss our backgrounds and other unrelated subjects with a drink and a few cookies
Me: Afterwards we can feed the ducklings to promote a healthy ecosystem. So when are you free?
Her: That sounds like a solid plan! Usually in the weekends
Me: Cool, let's meet on sunday then at around 5
3 days later...she hasn't replied yet
Me: Hey you there cat lady, I just ate massive amounts of sushi, my stomach is bloated and I still don't know whether you're gonna be there sunday
Me: Shoot me your number. I don't use this okcupid thing much. Let's figure out a day
3 days later..still no reply
Me: It's fine, I didn't like your haircut anyway
I have a feeling the texting here was kinda retarded but surprisingly she went for the meetup initially. Any feedback on this or how to take it further would really be appreciated!