Shit test..Wrangling a girl you like into a longer LTR with other girls
Sat, 12/22/2012 - 04:28
Hey dudes! Been busy as fuck. Finally got my ass moved to Toronto. Know 0 people and going out solo like a BOSS. I ended up fucking that black girl. She's easily the best sex I've had in my life and she's a really cool chick. Needless to say I'd go through a little trouble to keep her around. Here's a nice test I got after I bluntly answered the following question in person. "Are you fucking other girls?"
Her: So I was thinking I much prefer not to share. I mean, yeah monogamy, society, whatevs. So I don't want to see you anymore for sex. Friends? That cool? <--How I like to start my Wednesday mornings. Eating shit tests.
Her: I thought I would talk to you face to face but I haven't spoken to you at all in like 3 days so...
Me: I knew I shouldn't have. I need to trust my instincts better. I just felt like I could of opened up with you. <--Fuck it... play it up. Drama?
Me: I'm a pretty fringe and intense dude. Some girl's can't deal with that.
Her: Lol has nothing to do with that. I have patience. I just don't like sharing the penis with other girls. :) <--Well that didn't go the way I expected. Fuck drama!
Her: It's like you said with the ego boosting thing. I have a huge ego. I feed it to myself but I also like to have it fed by feeding someone else's or them feeding mine. I know I'm special to myself and others I like feeling that much more special to someone.
Her: And I mean, if I'm treated the same as any other girl, then how special am I to you and how would that feed my ego if I do everything I know to feed yours?
Her: But like I said, sex ALL the girls! and we can still be friends yes?
Her: Lol even hipsters find their counterpart. Maybe she's the adorable one with nurse shoes.
Her: Guess that's a no <--6 hours later. Busy working.
Me: I agree. A dad couldn't make all of his children feel special. ;P
Me: Anyways, that's cool but understand that I will never look at you the same way again. And I don't change my mind. <--Figured I'd just stay friends under the pretense that we would never have sex again...and then completely have sex the next time I saw her. "It just happened"
Her: I don't expect you to, that's why I asked. I just don't want to have those kinds of feelings for you when I don't agree with you openly having sex with multiple women including myself.
Her: The thing is I like you. And I'm selfish. And that combination doesn't mix when you do what you do. But if you're my friend I won't be effected by that.
Me: So..what you're saying is because you are selfish and only focus on sex you want to take the path you deem the easiest. Sounds pretty standard and not like the girl I met. Be real. <--Girls hate being called fake and I do really hold her to a higher standard.
Her: Sex isn't my only focus, although it would seem that way. I don't feel like it's okay that you sleep around whilst also having sex with me. I don't know if you use condoms all the time. <---Clearly not all about sex?
Her: I mean, is it okay with you if I go out and sleep with whomever I want, just because they turned me on, and then see you and have sex with you? <--She's trying to impose a man who has no standards on me. I also don't care if she sleeps with other men.
Her: And you can get stds from oral.
Her: I can continue with you but you have to answer that first. I will negate all previous statements. <--Test is already beaten but I decide to hammer it in on my next text.
Her: OFF THE RECORD! I'm going to be a fetish party on Saturday. :D
Her: Ooooh I can't wait.
Me: First off, I'm always safe...and I don't sleep with retarded girls. I have high standards and hold the highest regard for the people who I invite into my life. <--Reinforcing that I have high standards and expect the most from her.
Me: Second, I thought you said it wasn't all about sex. ;P <--Joking because none of this is effecting me
Me: OFF THE RECORD: I wanted to invite you to a Christmas party on Saturday...
Her: I am also on the slight of retard...if that's okay
Her: I don't sleep with retarded guys either. I don't get where your going with this, that would make me no better than some kind of escort to you. Or call girl or whatever.
Her: I am just one of many
Her: Off the record: why didn't you say so earlier! This is why communication!
Me: On the record: I don't like phones. I like to be 1on1 <---SO MUCH EASIER TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF IN PERSON
Her: What time is the party on Saturday. <-- :D
Cheers,
Steve
Her: So I was thinking I much prefer not to share. I mean, yeah monogamy, society, whatevs. So I don't want to see you anymore for sex. Friends? That cool? <--How I like to start my Wednesday mornings. Eating shit tests.
Her: I thought I would talk to you face to face but I haven't spoken to you at all in like 3 days so...
Me: I knew I shouldn't have. I need to trust my instincts better. I just felt like I could of opened up with you. <--Fuck it... play it up. Drama?
Me: I'm a pretty fringe and intense dude. Some girl's can't deal with that.
Her: Lol has nothing to do with that. I have patience. I just don't like sharing the penis with other girls. :) <--Well that didn't go the way I expected. Fuck drama!
Her: It's like you said with the ego boosting thing. I have a huge ego. I feed it to myself but I also like to have it fed by feeding someone else's or them feeding mine. I know I'm special to myself and others I like feeling that much more special to someone.
Her: And I mean, if I'm treated the same as any other girl, then how special am I to you and how would that feed my ego if I do everything I know to feed yours?
Her: But like I said, sex ALL the girls! and we can still be friends yes?
Her: Lol even hipsters find their counterpart. Maybe she's the adorable one with nurse shoes.
Her: Guess that's a no <--6 hours later. Busy working.
Me: I agree. A dad couldn't make all of his children feel special. ;P
Me: Anyways, that's cool but understand that I will never look at you the same way again. And I don't change my mind. <--Figured I'd just stay friends under the pretense that we would never have sex again...and then completely have sex the next time I saw her. "It just happened"
Her: I don't expect you to, that's why I asked. I just don't want to have those kinds of feelings for you when I don't agree with you openly having sex with multiple women including myself.
Her: The thing is I like you. And I'm selfish. And that combination doesn't mix when you do what you do. But if you're my friend I won't be effected by that.
Me: So..what you're saying is because you are selfish and only focus on sex you want to take the path you deem the easiest. Sounds pretty standard and not like the girl I met. Be real. <--Girls hate being called fake and I do really hold her to a higher standard.
Her: Sex isn't my only focus, although it would seem that way. I don't feel like it's okay that you sleep around whilst also having sex with me. I don't know if you use condoms all the time. <---Clearly not all about sex?
Her: I mean, is it okay with you if I go out and sleep with whomever I want, just because they turned me on, and then see you and have sex with you? <--She's trying to impose a man who has no standards on me. I also don't care if she sleeps with other men.
Her: And you can get stds from oral.
Her: I can continue with you but you have to answer that first. I will negate all previous statements. <--Test is already beaten but I decide to hammer it in on my next text.
Her: OFF THE RECORD! I'm going to be a fetish party on Saturday. :D
Her: Ooooh I can't wait.
Me: First off, I'm always safe...and I don't sleep with retarded girls. I have high standards and hold the highest regard for the people who I invite into my life. <--Reinforcing that I have high standards and expect the most from her.
Me: Second, I thought you said it wasn't all about sex. ;P <--Joking because none of this is effecting me
Me: OFF THE RECORD: I wanted to invite you to a Christmas party on Saturday...
Her: I am also on the slight of retard...if that's okay
Her: I don't sleep with retarded guys either. I don't get where your going with this, that would make me no better than some kind of escort to you. Or call girl or whatever.
Her: I am just one of many
Her: Off the record: why didn't you say so earlier! This is why communication!
Me: On the record: I don't like phones. I like to be 1on1 <---SO MUCH EASIER TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF IN PERSON
Her: What time is the party on Saturday. <-- :D
Cheers,
Steve