went back to my old stomping grounds EPIC night
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 15:19
Basically I ended up fuckin some girl, puking on her door AND stealing 20 dollars from her.
LMFAO! at one point I started fingering her buthole and she's like, "stopp " and I look at her and go, "oh sorry you just seemed like the kind of girl who'd like that"
Oh also- before I even met up with anyone, like way earlier in the night, I was pissing on an ATM machine and some cops rolled up on me while I was pissing but I somehow managed to not get a ticket. At the end they were just like, "okay, get out of here"
LMFAO! at one point I started fingering her buthole and she's like, "stopp " and I look at her and go, "oh sorry you just seemed like the kind of girl who'd like that"
Oh also- before I even met up with anyone, like way earlier in the night, I was pissing on an ATM machine and some cops rolled up on me while I was pissing but I somehow managed to not get a ticket. At the end they were just like, "okay, get out of here"
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 16:38
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Re: went back to my old stomping grounds EPIC night
@buddhagames:
Yeah- so this is one lay report I WILL be typing up for you because it's like I was finally able to have a pretty standard, "Buddhagames" FUN AS FUCK night AND get laid... woot
Honestly- It all comes down to logistics for fucks sake. Like if you're at a college campus, the logistics are just fucking absurdly good.
That- and I realized JUST HOW FAR I can push the "dick" stuff.... one she's hooked- you can basically just become this SUPER SUPER demanding, asshole, dick and she will just start FIGHTING to get that "person she once knew" back... it's fucking awesome.
Yeah- so this is one lay report I WILL be typing up for you because it's like I was finally able to have a pretty standard, "Buddhagames" FUN AS FUCK night AND get laid... woot
Honestly- It all comes down to logistics for fucks sake. Like if you're at a college campus, the logistics are just fucking absurdly good.
That- and I realized JUST HOW FAR I can push the "dick" stuff.... one she's hooked- you can basically just become this SUPER SUPER demanding, asshole, dick and she will just start FIGHTING to get that "person she once knew" back... it's fucking awesome.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 21:48
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Re: went back to my old stomping grounds EPIC night
I'd be interested in reading it for sure.
Still getting accustomed to the college life here lol
Still getting accustomed to the college life here lol