Hot Girl from School
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 20:05
Met this girl at school; she was sitting down...we made eye contact...went over with your cute I had to meet you, we shot the shit and I left with her number.
Me: Hi. John Mayer (she hates john mayer)
Her: I though your phone was dying, lol
Me: You got one of my last texts ever sent
Her: Well then I feel special
Me: Special Ed
Her: You're too sweet. Saying Im special ed when you just met me
Me Thank You.......
Next day. I bust out a manwhore line...
Me: Congratulations
Her:What?
Me: I was just thinking of you, Congratulations
Her: (4 hours later) Um okay, thanks?
Next day. Me and My roommates are throwing a big party, I try to get her over:
Me: Hey stop by my house tonight if you're looking for something to do, me and my rommates are throwing a party...
Her: Lol I would but unfortunately Im working and im giving my friend a ride so I cant
Me: Gay. Make money, though ho :). I hope the power supply runs out and you have no choice to come here. If not, have a stellar evening.
Her: I think its humorous that you think calling me a hoe is going to make me want to hangout with you lol. But i literally have no way of getting to your place, so its not really my choice
Me: Well shit. Do you have a teleportation device?
Her: No one has built me one yet
Me: Dang. I got model xxx69really cool. I though it was common
Her: 69? Thats not insinuating at all
Me: I have good insulation at my house, we'll be warm
Her: At least that was clever
4 days later
Me: Hello...hola...shabat shalom
Her: Hi, whats up?
Me: If youre free this evening id like to grab some coffee..tomorrow works too. Warning: I will make you listen to Creed.
Her. (The next fucking day): What time today?
Me: 6
Her: I have work
Me: Good, you can pay with all this money youre bringing in.
Her: Lol.
Me: Youre like a migrant worker, except a sexy one. Thats kinda wierd/hot
Her: Lol thank you?
Me: Welcome. When are you done with work? Come eat chocolate almonds with me.
No response from her, which I figured was a likely possibility. What do you guys think of this convo?
Me: Hi. John Mayer (she hates john mayer)
Her: I though your phone was dying, lol
Me: You got one of my last texts ever sent
Her: Well then I feel special
Me: Special Ed
Her: You're too sweet. Saying Im special ed when you just met me
Me Thank You.......
Next day. I bust out a manwhore line...
Me: Congratulations
Her:What?
Me: I was just thinking of you, Congratulations
Her: (4 hours later) Um okay, thanks?
Next day. Me and My roommates are throwing a big party, I try to get her over:
Me: Hey stop by my house tonight if you're looking for something to do, me and my rommates are throwing a party...
Her: Lol I would but unfortunately Im working and im giving my friend a ride so I cant
Me: Gay. Make money, though ho :). I hope the power supply runs out and you have no choice to come here. If not, have a stellar evening.
Her: I think its humorous that you think calling me a hoe is going to make me want to hangout with you lol. But i literally have no way of getting to your place, so its not really my choice
Me: Well shit. Do you have a teleportation device?
Her: No one has built me one yet
Me: Dang. I got model xxx69really cool. I though it was common
Her: 69? Thats not insinuating at all
Me: I have good insulation at my house, we'll be warm
Her: At least that was clever
4 days later
Me: Hello...hola...shabat shalom
Her: Hi, whats up?
Me: If youre free this evening id like to grab some coffee..tomorrow works too. Warning: I will make you listen to Creed.
Her. (The next fucking day): What time today?
Me: 6
Her: I have work
Me: Good, you can pay with all this money youre bringing in.
Her: Lol.
Me: Youre like a migrant worker, except a sexy one. Thats kinda wierd/hot
Her: Lol thank you?
Me: Welcome. When are you done with work? Come eat chocolate almonds with me.
No response from her, which I figured was a likely possibility. What do you guys think of this convo?
Sat, 10/06/2012 - 07:15
#1
Re: Hot Girl from School
@beargrizz:
Ok all the game stuff is done mate. Now you need to stop with the sexual stuff and just figure out something that works for you. You've got compliance, this girl is sufficiently hooked on your antics, it's time to play that back a bit and just see what works for a meetup.
Ok all the game stuff is done mate. Now you need to stop with the sexual stuff and just figure out something that works for you. You've got compliance, this girl is sufficiently hooked on your antics, it's time to play that back a bit and just see what works for a meetup.
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Sat, 10/06/2012 - 09:22
#2
Re: Hot Girl from School
@Manwhore:
Thanks. You taking the time to read everyones stuff is much appreciated. I definitely feel like my text game is super inconsistent so finding something that really works for me would be outstanding.
Thanks. You taking the time to read everyones stuff is much appreciated. I definitely feel like my text game is super inconsistent so finding something that really works for me would be outstanding.
Sat, 10/06/2012 - 09:22
#3
Re: Hot Girl from School
@Manwhore:
Thanks. You taking the time to read everyones stuff is much appreciated. I definitely feel like my text game is super inconsistent so finding something that really works for me would be outstanding.
Thanks. You taking the time to read everyones stuff is much appreciated. I definitely feel like my text game is super inconsistent so finding something that really works for me would be outstanding.
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 03:20
#4
Re: Hot Girl from School
@beargrizz:
Thanks MW. Successfully laid her. Kinda fell right into my lap but I stopped with the sexual stuff and went for logistics.
Thanks MW. Successfully laid her. Kinda fell right into my lap but I stopped with the sexual stuff and went for logistics.
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 09:47
#5
Re: Hot Girl from School
@beargrizz:
Care to post the exchanges before the meetup?
Care to post the exchanges before the meetup?
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 13:39
#6
Re: Hot Girl from School
Hell ya. Let's see the texts
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 15:12
#7
Re: Hot Girl from School
@CyberShot:
Her: Whats up?
Me: Super tired, listening to stain'd
Her: Ew lol. So what are you doing tonight?
Me: Im going to a party, do you have plans?
Her: Im working but I want to do something tonight.
Me: Of course you are :). When are you done?
Her: No idea
Me: I'm having a hard time guessing where you work
Her: tells me where
Me: Cool. Your manager blows though
Her: Why?
Me: Well typically they tell you when you are done ;)
Her: Lol well it varies by how busy we are
Me: I wouldnt want to walk in there late night
Her: Why?
Me: Im always paranoid people fuck with my food
Her: So you dont eat out?
Me: I do. I just wonder if a burrito with spit tastes different than a normal one. So is it busy tonight?
Her: Not really but my manager probably wont let me off until after 11. I just want to get off and go do something.
Me: Ok. Call me when your done.
Her: Well Im off now.
Her:What are you doing?
Her: (Calls me)...I tell her where to go
Her: Okay Im heading down there since I dont gell like driving all the way home first
Me: Muy Bien
Her: I think Im here.
I think she just had her heart set on fucking me that night. When she came I barely had to lead at all and we ended up banging at my house later that night. Im pretty sure she just loved how I approached her.
Her: Whats up?
Me: Super tired, listening to stain'd
Her: Ew lol. So what are you doing tonight?
Me: Im going to a party, do you have plans?
Her: Im working but I want to do something tonight.
Me: Of course you are :). When are you done?
Her: No idea
Me: I'm having a hard time guessing where you work
Her: tells me where
Me: Cool. Your manager blows though
Her: Why?
Me: Well typically they tell you when you are done ;)
Her: Lol well it varies by how busy we are
Me: I wouldnt want to walk in there late night
Her: Why?
Me: Im always paranoid people fuck with my food
Her: So you dont eat out?
Me: I do. I just wonder if a burrito with spit tastes different than a normal one. So is it busy tonight?
Her: Not really but my manager probably wont let me off until after 11. I just want to get off and go do something.
Me: Ok. Call me when your done.
Her: Well Im off now.
Her:What are you doing?
Her: (Calls me)...I tell her where to go
Her: Okay Im heading down there since I dont gell like driving all the way home first
Me: Muy Bien
Her: I think Im here.
I think she just had her heart set on fucking me that night. When she came I barely had to lead at all and we ended up banging at my house later that night. Im pretty sure she just loved how I approached her.
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:58
#8
Re: Hot Girl from School
Awesome. Something so cool about the burrito spit text as well.
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male