Lesbian i've tried to meet up with 4-5 times

backstory: This girl has flaked like 10 times on me. We used to chat like every night. She stopped responding to me after I said sexual shit. This is our first interaction after weeks of nothing.

Me: Hey I don't wanna freak you out

BUt I think I'm pregnant with your daughter

her: just abort it

me: That's kinda mean I wanna raise it to become a warrior

her: pro choice 4 lyf you can raise it if you want

her: no child support from me though
Me: What if I tell the courts you forced yourself on me
her: I'll murder the judge

Me: I think they we would have to fight to the death

Her: In court?

Me: Yeah why not, we'll make an arena

her: we shall joust
me: we each get a horse, jousting thing, and armor
me: I think I'll win because I'm the alpha male

her: Pft in your dreams

Me: I know I can do this

Her:what if you kill me

Me: IF you die I'll scatter your ashes over the sea

Her: Please do I miss the ocean
Me: Me as well

*pic of me*

Her: That's a nifty shirt

Me: It's old school snoop dogg,
send me a pic.

tomorrow I leave for new mexico

her: for reals?

Me: Yeah, it's nice talking to you

Her: You too

Me: but anyways I'm gonna be back soon, maybe with a few tattoos

her: What are you gonna get?

Me: I dunno yet I'm looking for ideas

her: Anything in mind?

Me: Maybe something tribal or a coi fish

Her: I like koi fishes

Me: They're cool, see we have stuff in common

Her: lets get tattoos

me: sure sounds good to me.