Manwhore text game example #1: 8.5 online hottie
It starts mid convo:
Girl - psst
Me - 2 mins later: Psst what. No rock paper scissors here girl
Me - Not havin it!
Girl - 1 min later: Well, if it's a thumb war you want, I'm using my nails.
Me - 2 mins later: Ahh damn that is some mean shit. Pretty much defenseless here
Me - 2 mins later: So whatd you do for presidents day. I just stayed home n puttered around in my new apt. I made a dresser. Gonna make a shelf unit now while I drink lol
Me - Come help me!!
Girl - 1 min later: That sounds so safe! :D I didn't do much for presidents day. Scooped up some cat shit, made some chicken shit, went to work and shit.
Girl - You really want a woman to help BUILD a shelf unit? Can I just build you a sandwhich instead?
Girl - 1 min later: My apologies! I'm a dick! ;) I'll help you right away, sir.
Me - Uhm. Fuck ya that sounds perfect. But I dont have bread. I got everything else tho. Wait you made some chicken shit? Dunno if I can trust your cooking. Ok fine Im hungry
Girl - Nomnom.
Girl - If I had a teleportation device I would zap my way into your kitchen. And I'll bring bread.
Me - Im hungry right now when you getting here woman. Hey you have that cannibal movie on dvd?
Girl - I wish! I can most certainly make that happen though.
Me - Oh what. You dont have a teleportation device what the fuck is wrong with you
Girl - 2 mins later: Where is your teleportation device?? Let me borrow it.
Me - K maybe not tonight (tho that would be cool as fuck) but later.. pfff
Girl - slacker
Me - 4 mins later: Hey bs not true come over right now Im building this you can watch and drink beer with me. Fuck teleportation dont you know how to drive
Girl - I'm a WOMAN! Of course I dont!
Me - 3 mins later: Right I knew that honestly.
Girl - I'm also part asian so that doesn't help
Me - Well wtf. Where are you maybe I will drive my spaceship
Girl - I'd prefer to be picked up by hover craft. Sorry.
Me - 1 min later: Excuse me thats like preferring a taxi to a limo. I mean I know girls prefer the simple things in life but dont be ri-dick-ulous
Girl - Its better for the environment???
Me - 13 mins later: No. They both use vaginas as fuel
Girl - 4 mins later: Damn. Yeah, that's terrible.
Me - 2 mins later: Ya what a waste. Well anyways borg youre obviously not coming Im going to pop in a movie and pass out unceremoniously
Girl - 4 mins later: Yeah I'm falling asleep! My bad sir.
Girl - Try not to dream of me
Me - 1 day 10 hrs later: Hello senorita mellyfresh. Cant remember if I dreamed of you. Did dream about aliens tho
Girl - 2 hrs 35 mins later: Alien dreams are terrifying! Sorry my phones been dead!
Me - 4 mins later: All good pumpkin. Hows your day been going I got my case dismissed at court. Im too gangster
Girl - 11 mins later: What a G! My days good. Just showered, about to have some coffee, baby's gone for the night. Makes me sad! What's your case all about?
Me - 4 mins later: Bein gangster. K lets hang out then if yer not busy that sounds cool
Me - 1 min later: Bring change we will play poker lol
Girl - 4 mins later: I don't really play poker and all that jazz
Me - 1 min later: Lmao perfect
Me - Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternative
Girl - 2 mins later: Poker is the only option? ;)
Me - 2 mins later: Lol NO. Sounded hilarious tho. You get ice cream Ill get beer
Me - 2 mins later: We can go see a movie too but not sure anything good out I havent seen
Girl - 13 mins later: We can switch. Id ather have a beer than ice cream
Me - 2 mins later: Lol. Ice cream is 4 bucks beb. Get the ice cream Ill get the 12er. Make it something delicious. Does 8 work
Girl - You're a turd. 8 sounds great
Me - 3 mins later: Im saving you money my lil wench. Whats yer address wait am I getting you or you driving. Either way
Girl - 4 mins later: You can come get me. And be my taxi for the evening
Girl - 1 min later: #### W $#$#%#$# blvd. Just call when you get here. You'd make a left once you got in the gate and I'll come out to make shit less confusing
Me - 1 min later: Lmao. Where on w #$#%#%@@#
Girl - 2 mins later: Between S Fort #$*#$ and #$*#$*
Girl - Im across the street from baco #$*#. Im neighbors with chili's (yayy)
Girl - Baco...hahahaha boca
Me - 13 mins later: Lol baco what the hell is that. you like bacon too much obviously
Girl - Its like a bacon taco
Girl - 56 mins later: Heyy, hate to bring this up last minute but I only got a babysitter til midnight so if you wanna do a different night its cool
Me - 1 min later: Naw we can make that happen. This way if yer crazy I have an excuse to boot you ; b
Girl - Hahaha good deal! Let me know when you're on your way then :)
Me - 26 mins later: Leaving here in 15 itll take me 25 to get there
Girl - Okiedokie :)
Me - 39 mins later: Yea got a lil sidetracked there. 20 min
Girl - ADD kickin in? Hurry up slow poke!! ;)
Me - 1 min later: Pssh ya Ill give you a slow poke
Girl - Is that a sexual reference?
Me - No whats that
Girl - 1 min later: When a boy and a girl likes each other very much
Me - Im a virgin I hope you dont think youre gonna come over and try to take advantage of me or something
Girl - They do this thing called "fucking"
Girl - I'm going to rape you.
Girl - Too much?
Me - Oh shit thats what that is? No Im a giraffe I dont do that
Girl - How long are you?
Me - dammit. I promised my mom Id be good
Girl - lies
Me - 1 min later: I dont know, you can find out in a sec
Girl - You're on your way, correct?
Me - Im like 5 away
Girl - About damn time!
Me - 1 min later: I know right. wtf
Girl - 1 min later: Call me when you pull in so I can run out! Left, go all the way down and turn right and I'll be outside standin there like a hooker.
Me - K where am I going. Boca plaza?
Girl - 1 min later: Across the street from there! I'm at the apartment complex called #*&$## next to #$#$
Me - Fuck i dont have any $1s. You take credit card?
Girl - Yeah, just swipe it in my butt crack.
Me - What street off #$(#$#$# am I turning on
Girl - I dunno where you are coming from? Where are you right now?
Girl - Wait, no. Its right on #$@##%##
Me - Essex n #$(&*#$(&*#
Girl - By #()$*#)($# and S Fort #)$(*#$.
Me - esSex n #)$(*#)($*()
Girl - Damnit I wish I was more familiar with the area
Girl - You know how to get to #($###$@ and # fort #$#$#? You know where the #$#$ is right there?
Girl - I can just run over there if its easier for you
Me - Shit. me too- wish you were more familiar with your own area. Wtf do they keep you in a cage or something
Girl - Hahaha I just moved here from michigan, son
Me - All good babe keep your vagina dry Ill figure it out
Girl - 1 min later: Where are you now?
Girl - Im dry as desert
Me - 1 min later: #$(*&#$(*#$ n #$(*&#$#. Are you ok east or west side of fort #$#$# or does that not make sense lol
Girl - 1 min later: Yeah I don't get it. Keep going down #$(*&#$##, pull into #$(*&# and I'll meet you there, just to make it easier.
Girl - You're not far
Me - Geezez christ thats not right that needs fixin'
Girl - Twat?
Girl - #$(*&'s resturaunt, on your left on #$(*&#$##$#@. Go to it.
Girl - 4 mins later: Okiedokie?
Me - 1 min later: Well now Im the one standing out here like a hooker. Im $49 every half hr just so you know
Girl - You're at chilis? hahaha
Me - Bring cash
Girl - Ill be there in like 10 seconds
Girl - With cash
Me - 3 hrs 30 mins later: So did they know lol
Girl - 39 mins later: Probably. Hahaha I kept trying to say "gigantic" and for some reason kept saying "vagina" instead.
Me - 15 mins later: Wow that is amazing. I must have hijacked yer brain too babe. I wish Id been there for that
Girl - 8 hrs 36 mins later: Yeah it was pretty silly! Took me an entire minute to spit the right word out. Mann, you made my back sore this morning!! ;)
Me - 3 hrs 22 mins later: Your back or your booty. I just woke up. Gangsters sleep in
Girl - 22 mins later: My back! My lower back is all fucked up. haha
Girl - Yeah see, I'm not very gangster
Me - 6 mins later: You were gangster last night. Like I was your horse
Me - Why is your back fucked up what happened
Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha cowgirl gangster. The floor man...the floor fucked me up. You need to give me a back massage
Me - 2 mins later: I will massage yer lil body for sure
Girl - 3 mins later: ks! :D
Me - 11 mins later: You know this will turn into something else. But I will keep you off the floor. I liked the floor tho.. i could really punish your lil pussy on the floor lil baby
Girl - 14 mins later: I liked the floor too! Felt so gooood! Just doesn't feel good today ;)
Me - 4 hrs 58 mins later: So wanted to ask you serious question.. why arent you over here licking my balls
Girl - 31 mins later: Hahahhaha im busy ;)
Me - 42 mins later: Yep all good so am I. The thought just popped into my head thought Id ask
I go over a lot more in detail how I pulled this off in my article how to sext
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So anyway I picked her up, as she was walking towards me I swooped her up and pulled her in against me. She was so cute and sexy and I just physically dominated her from the beginning. We start making out almost immediately, I take her back to my car and proceed to get lost on the way back. I pull into a parking lot and turn to her and start making out. I tell her we're lost we may as well make the best of it. I take out my dick and tell her to suck it, she looks at my quizzically and I give her the face. She she starts blowing me for a little bit. Then I take her back to my place and we have sex for the next 2-3 hours. Everything imaginable. Facials, anal, bending her over basically every piece of furniture in my house.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
But yeah this is super solid. very dynamic and the playfullness is CALIBRATED.... to everyone (including myself) that's trying to incorporate a little more playfullness into their text game without being weird... THIS is a great example of that. Calibrate the jokes, and the humor to the conversation, don't just try to like take a sledge hammer and brute force your way in.
How do you know that THIS was calibrated and what you're doing isn't? He got the meetup and her responses were all on point. Also, hugely important to have solid in person game. Clearly, this girl was down enough with manwhore to play along and he was calibrated enough to not freak her out.
Girl: psst
Me - 2 mins later: Psst what. No rock paper scissors here girl
Me: Not havin it!
Girl - 1 min later: Well, if it's a thumb war you want, I'm using my nails.
Me - 2 mins later: Ahh damn that is some mean shit. Pretty much defenseless here
Me - 2 mins later: So whatd you do for presidents day. I just stayed home n puttered around in my new apt. I made a dresser. Gonna make a shelf unit now while I drink lol
Okay- so this is good because he keeps it playful at the very beginning, but you can sorta see the breaking rapport in his initial text so while it was playful it had taht slight edge of masculinity- and from her response, you can tell that there was solid in person game that was probably congruent with the text message. But the key to this part is that he didn't GET STUCK in this playful/fluff circle jerk... He used the playfullness and fluffiness to direct the meetup. Like after he goofs on her a little he immediately asks her what she did, and tells her what he did and how what he's doing is going to lead to them meeting up- it's playfullness/fluff with a direction.
Also- when he realized that it wasn't gonna work out, he cut his losses and HE made the decision to not hang out. Like he realized the direction shit was going and realized it just wasn't gonna happen THAT night so he cut it off and told her he was gonna do some other shit (also, I could easily see a lot of girls getting this text and it pushing them over the edge to just say fuck it and go to his place... I bet manwhore has that happen quite a bit)
Me - 4 mins later: All good pumpkin. Hows your day been going I got my case dismissed at court. Im too gangster
Girl - 11 mins later: What a G! My days good. Just showered, about to have some coffee, baby's gone for the night. Makes me sad! What's your case all about?
Me - 4 mins later: Bein gangster. K lets hang out then if yer not busy that sounds cool
Me - 1 min later: Bring change we will play poker lol
What I really find impressive about the conversation is how the playfullness//fluff was ALWAYS being directed to a meetup. It's almost like you don't recognize how much he's pushing for the meet because of all the fluff and humor and playfullness... but if you read the convo, manwhore is being PRETTY AGGRESSIVE about getting this girl to come the fuck over to his place. But he does it in a playful way so it doesn't seem creepy.
He also doesn't get caught up in unnecesary shit that could take a weird turn... I don't know what his court date was about but he handled that well... just acknowlledge it with a joke, plow through and move on. Don't get distracted.
Me: Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternative
-- real solid... if the girl wants on the dick, she'll respond to this with a suggestion of her own or something along those lines and it also flips the script slightly...
Girl - 2 mins later: Poker is the only option? ;)
Me - 2 mins later: Lol NO. Sounded hilarious tho. You get ice cream Ill get beer
Me - 2 mins later: We can go see a movie too but not sure anything good out I havent seen
Girl - 13 mins later: We can switch. Id ather have a beer than ice cream
Me - 2 mins later: Lol. Ice cream is 4 bucks beb. Get the ice cream Ill get the 12er. Make it something delicious. Does 8 work
Girl: You're a turd. 8 sounds great
Love how you're willing to give her multiple options... it's like, unless she's fucking weird, she's gonna take one of these options. ALso- playfully mantains control with the ice cream thing... Kinda makes her sound like a little girl and he's just kinda playing with her. Like, "Oh, silly girl, *pats on head* just get the ice cream"
Girl: ADD kickin in? Hurry up slow poke!! ;)
Me - 1 min later: Pssh ya Ill give you a slow poke
Girl: Is that a sexual reference?
Me: No whats that
Girl - 1 min later: When a boy and a girl likes each other very much
Me: Im a virgin I hope you dont think youre gonna come over and try to take advantage of me or something
Girl: They do this thing called "fucking"
Girl: I'm going to rape you.
Girl: Too much?
Me: Oh shit thats what that is? No Im a giraffe I dont do that
Girl: How long are you?
Me: dammit. I promised my mom Id be good
Girl: lies
Me - 1 min later: I dont know, you can find out in a sec
haha love the, "No, what's that"- there's the bait... Anyway- those were some of the major parts of the convo that stood out to me as interesting. I'm sure there's TONS more but honestly, I can say for me personally, this convo was cool cause there are tangible things in it that I can take away and have already started using in my text game.
it's all about small little things that just create an environment of fun... but at the same time going for the kill.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Was there any reason you purposely avoiding biting when she made sexual references? Like if it was me I would have started responding to the sexual stuff with sexual stuff of my own. Why is this wrong?
i guess he wants to hold the tension high to keep her investing
If you've got a girl down to hang out, it's the DUMBEST idea in the world to add new dynamics to the relationship. Just cruise to the meetup. Then rape ;b
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You're lowering the chances of her meeting up with you by taking it sexual. Either you place too much expectation on her that she feels she can't handle (girls are incredible vaginas), she thinks you're a "perv" (which what exactly THAT means no one knows.. it's just some weird abstract idea girls categorize 90% of the male population into), or it triggers asd. Regardless, by making her chase me it was a solid solid move.
If you've got a girl down to hang out, it's the DUMBEST idea in the world to add new dynamics to the relationship. Just cruise to the meetup. Then rape ;b
Damm this is something ive been doing too much of lately. like with that other chick. should just get the meet up and rape. FUCK this forum is awesome.
FUCK this forum is awesome.
Why yes, yes it is.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Watching people break this down is interesting as fuck.
Key things I'll take away from this are when trying to arrange the meetup (or even get their number etc) is to ask for it but surround it with loads of 'fluff' (first word that came to mind lol). This lowers the importance of the request and the surrounding messages keep everything playful. If you put loads of emphasis on the request so it stands out then the girl will think you're a creep/perv.
Another key thing I noted is not making it too sexual before the meet up. When I first started game like 3 and half months ago, I thought if a girl started getting super sexual over text then of course she would want to meet up. She wants to experience the reality of all the dirty fantisies that have been created, right? WRONG! It makes no sense but rule 101 is game is not logical. Girls can appear like little sluts over text but are completely different in person. The instant gratifcation of seeing her want your dick over text is extremely tempting, but it leads to a dead end so keep away.
Studying text game is insane. Am I learning part of a pyschology degree or something?
This is mostly the nuances of written communication along a certain "pathway", e.g. seduction. No it's not going to be cut 'n dried because society has NO idea what seduction is as our sexual choices have always been forced on men and women by society up to this point.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
this convo got me wet
Lol I posted several others like this. Wait till the text game book comes out ;) Finished another chapter last night!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I really dig this incredibly well executd txt approach. Mission obviously accomplished..which is what matters. I have two questions/comments.
Why did you call her borg? Sticking to the spaceship/hovercraft theme? That one threw me. I get where you were going with the txt because she wasn't coming over..borg made me laugh (maybe that's the point)
I've never called a chick pumpkin and I feel like if I did, she would see me as a fraud because I don't do the cutesey name thing..but lesson learned here.. I like how you went from pumpkin to gangster in the same line of text. That's A-GAME for sure.
Yes the borg line was a light neg so to speak. Going along with the whole spaceship theme I'm calling her borg to sort of call her out. No woman wants to be characterized as being emotionless and robotic lol. It was punishment for not coming over that night ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
lol hilarious. Also why the fuck are there so many -45 downvotes on all these older posts. Haters
Me - All good babe keep your vagina dry Ill figure it out
I'm curious what's going on behind this. Seems like it's genius.
A dry vagina is not something you would want to 'project into' her. But this implies she is getting (too) excited/wet for you. So maybe projecting that into her. Brings up the sexual topic casually again, while keeping it low (before you actually meet up). vs. if you said keep your vagina wet.
It also indicates that you set the rhythm and have the control (which you say with the beginning and the end as well).
Naw this girl was already way turned on by me couldn't wait to meet up. I was actually playing with her emotions at this point by slightly sexually disqualifying her. I was just being a dick to throw a lil extra marinade on while she slow cooked.
You ain't there yet honky.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male