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Manwhore’s Online Dating Guide to Plentyoffish.com

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I’m just going to lay out some of my knowledge of online dating advice real quick.

First off I’ve been extremely successful with online dating for over a decade. I’ve done it wrong, I’ve done it right.. I’d say its only been in the last year and a half that I actually starting becoming aware of what was working and what wasn’t (up till then I was simply having fun and messing around with it).

You DO want to get a phone number within 2-4 messages with a girl. Any longer than that and you become a penpal. Plus she becomes aware you either don’t have a lot of experience with online dating, or you don’t have balls/aren’t confident. When I get a number I’ll say something like “Hey this pof stuff is too nerdy for me. Shoot me a text (###) ### ####” or something like “Ya I’m done with this pof. Shoot me your num I promise to only stalk you on sundays..

This gets me a num 60%-80% of the time. This is no exaggeration.

Pictures: extremely important. Maybe THE most important thing. And no I’m not talking about your profile pics in terms of being goodlooking or not. I mean in terms of showing your quirky fun side, and your lifestyle. I’ve helped out a couple buddies with their profiles.. many aren’t “goodlooking” dudes at all. But after taking some funny ass pics of themselves wearing eye patches, doing stupid shit for fun or what not.. it turns the vibe of their profile COMPLETELY around and they start getting responses and phone #s.  And I mean COMPLETELY around.. with just a couple of good pics, and pruning off the pics that make you look creepy, weird, lonely and angry/frustrated; your profile turns into a chick magnet.  I know this because I’ve had profiles that did not work at ALL, and I’ve had others that attract tons of attention.  I’ve seen the same things with my buddies you’d think it was two different people’s profiles you were looking at.  I cannot accentuate this enough.  Take a LOOK at your pics guys.

Girls do NOT care about your looks!  They care about the EXPERIENCE they perceive they’re going to have with you. Your pictures give her an actual view into your world.  Make it a good one.

Written Section: Everyone at this point knows you need to write a profile that makes you sound quirky and fun.  The only thing you need to realize is you’ve got to communicate the RIGHT kind of quirkiness.  I had a buddy who wrote a bunch of wacky lines that were ALL WRONG.  They didn’t flow, didn’t hint at a fun time, and also communicated negative things about him.  I lol’ed when I read it.  He said something like “I’m a wandering nomad, I like BANANAS, I want to just travel the world and never settle down.. blah blah”  Basically he told the girl he was kind of weird, wasn’t interested in settling down, i.e. he would make a shit boyfriend, and it was probably hard to keep his attention so she could never have a good time with him.  Don’t do that.

Initial Messages: 1-3 sentences max. And I never do a copy and paste kind of thing. I always look at their profile and make some kind of fun, accusatory statement about her based on what I see. This gets them going, its fun, and they feel like they have to respond even IF they don’t find me to be their type.  I know of dudes who write long ass first messages to girls.  Some of them are congruent to this image and it works.  I’m not.

The Meetup: I just assume it, I make jokes about her taking me out for ice cream (this is fun and childish and they like it, and it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE). And also very important, I strongly hint at it in my profile from the START! Super important:

I have a line in there about living in a party house where new people are always coming to socialize. I also describe a funny date I went on that REALLY tweaks girls and gets them curious. I pre-empt all this stuff so by the time I bring up meeting up with a girl, she’s totally ready for it, even wants it more than I do.

When we meet up, the first thing I do is pull them in for a friendly kiss.  You HAVE to do this.  Set that fun, flirty, dominant frame from the start.  And don’t worry if she doesn’t like you off the bat.  In fact DON’T think about this at all.  Because lots of them WONT like you at first but will still end up banging you for sure.  My last LR up on my site features a plentyoffish.com girl that wasn’t into me at all.  There was another girl I met off POF a couple months back that was straight terrified of me at first.  I ended up banging her in the backseat of her car halfway thru the date calling her a little whore.  (I came in about 2 minutes ===> chode)

I’ve also written an article on sexting that teaches how to sext properly and get girls ready to meet up!

Anyways I’ve got a few reports of these encounters up on my blog if you want to read some of them:

Manwhore bangs a hot military chick from plentyoffish.com

Manwhore bangs a suicide model from plentyoffish

Manwhore bangs a webcam girl from hotornot.com
Cheers and good luck!
MW

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10 Comments »

  • Whoredom says:

    Funny stories man. Had to say what’s up to my fellow PoF Manwhore. I got the best blowjob the other day by totally rejecting this chic, pissed off because I wouldn’t fuck her, then the next day made her blow me and I bailed out of her shitty apartment and told her to lose my number. It was great. Keep whoring! Came across your site fixing it I think last week or the week before.

  • Drama says:

    Good write up man

  • metta says:

    Can you post some examples of initial accusatory remarks?

  • Manwhore says:

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  • T says:

    I’m a competitive bodybuilder. Would you recommend uploading naked pics? I might as well display my strengths…

  • Manwhore says:

    Depends. You obviously can’t actually post naked pics. But I would for sure post a couple of you flexing and smiling/looking good. You don’t want to overdo it but definitely show that side. I wouldn’t do any bikini shots that’s a turn-off to most girls

  • Jesse says:

    Hey Manwhore – quick related question.

    I recently went to a Muay Tai fight, met some cool guys who own an MMA apparel company that was there, and became friends with them and their company through Facebook last night. Well, today I got two friend requests from two hot ass model chicks (I hadn’t met these particular two at the event, but others like them).

    I got some good responses too (see thread below)…

    How do I take this to the next level i.e. sexual vibe, and IN PERSON?

    I’ve never run into anything like this. Hell they may just be trying to play me for something I don’t know. Just seems weird that two models would out of the blue friend request me on FB. On the other hand I never let an opportunity pass.

    ***HERES ONE OF THE THREADS***
    [she friend requests me around 10am, I accept at 4:30pm]

    *Her(5minutes later):”Hey ;)” <—I didnt even see she sent me this

    *Me(5pm): "Good to hear from you. Tell me how you're connected with InkdOut
    -Jesse"

    *Her (40 minutes later):"{i dont really know the guys that well from inked out just met them at event and through friends. You r cute :)"

    ********************
    Well indeed I am pretty cute but what the hell do I do now?

    Im thinking Ill message her and say something like "sorry it took so long, I was on a roll stealing candy from kids last night and couldnt stop…"

    But what else do I say?

  • Jacob says:

    You are the fucking man, lol just thought id say that because you and Tyler are my man crushes :P

  • Manwhore says:

    Lmao thanks dude

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