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What's up Monkeyheads,

I'm slowly getting back into my text game, I trained with Jon a few years back and im nowhere near where I was. 

Being in a relationship for 2 years killed my game. 

Tinder match today. 

Chelsea, 19

job

Professional Weird0

distance

21 miles away


The Duchess of SassyTown *hair flip* I know that is so fetch.

Me: Let's find a rooftop and drink cheap beer

her: Did you not read my bio??? I’m Duchess of SassyTown, I’m royalty. I only drink the finest of beers

 

Give me some ideas how to break this sassy bish. 

Thanks

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Man you're gonna

Man you're gonna break yourself trying to break her. Why is your brain even working along those lines. Ugh 

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She's being funny. Go with

She's being funny. Go with it 

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She sounds like a moron but

She sounds like a moron but I’d be like “such as?” then whatever reply she gives I’ll be like “ha okay fair enough l go for that. Text me ur location we out to the rooftop”

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As MW said, just have fun

As MW said, just have fun with her.. sarcastic girls are fun. Don’t be one of those guys who mistakes banter with a girl being a bitch, just roll with it... she WANTS a guy who can match her 

I like what infinite said, get her to qualify herself with the types of beer she likes... if she says anything you shouls mess with her about not being able to take her in public if that’s what she drinks 

You could also riff off of the duchess thing and tell her she will become the Dutch-oveness of sassytown if she keeps up that lip

its FUN bro, enjoy it

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haha thanks Jon, ill update

haha thanks Jon, ill update you if she replies