4 star blonde art chick
Been talking to this chick for awhile we've had sex about a month before this convo. I am very aware my text game needs work. I'm trying to get her to see me again obviously. Homies help me out!!
Me: In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening i do not eat because i think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry
Megan - 1 hr 42 mins later: Haha that's so beautiful. You should eat though
Me - 3 mins later: I actually am extremely hungry damn this lit class
Megan - 5 mins later: Then eat!
Me: Where are some good places around where u live?
Megan - 1 min later: Ummmm I like that extreme pizza place
Me - 1 min later: Ha!
Megan - 3 mins later: It's good
Me - 2 mins later: That's the ONLY place I know here.
Me: And Subway. But egh
Megan: Brainwash is good
Me - 1 min later: I knew you'd bring that up.
Me: Tell Mr about ur day btw. Mine sucked haha
Me - 1 hr 5 mins later: Just saw this ^Me*
Megan - 24 mins later: Lol lol "mr." My day was good I went to class and did a presentation and then went home and napped and then came back to school to work and then they clo
Megan: sed the woodshop so I went to an opening and now I'm mingling
Me - 20 hrs 27 mins later: I bet my weekend is kicking your weekends ass
Megan: Haha I bet it is
Me: Ever been to dolores park?
Megan - 7 mins later: Yep yep
Me - 1 min later: Was there today. Killed it on the grassy dancefloor. why are you doing hw?
Megan: Haha nice! Because I have to
Me - 1 min later: Oh no I meant are you doing it now.
Megan: Yeh I'm about to start
Me - 3 hrs 10 mins later: Just passed out like a boss. Wanna see a movie with me this week?
Megan - 57 mins later: Haha I'm busy towards the beginning of the week but maybe Friday night I could
Me - 27 mins later: *sad face*
Me - 3 days 19 hrs later: Looks like someone's been artsy lately
Megan - 1 min later: So much work so little sleep
Me - 1 min later: Sleep is for losers. I've decided. Now that I haven't been getting much of it
Me - 4 mins later: Looks like ur getting shit done tho
Megan - 8 mins later: It is for unproductive people hah yeh I've been getting so much shit done
Me - 4 mins later: Well thats good I wanna see your sleepy self sometime soon
Megan - 17 mins later: Lol ok I will try to get some sleep so I can make that happen
Me - 3 hrs 34 mins later: Alrighty. Get some sleep gurly I'm trying to do so now. Sweet dreams Megan
Me - 1 day 17 hrs later: Hey you how are things?
Me - 1 min later: More sleep hopefully?
Megan - 2 mins later: Kinda. A homeless lady attacked me last night. I'm ok but it was just crazy. I gave her a cigarette and then she just stood there for a bit and when I be
Megan: eped in she ran in my building after me and started punching me in the face. I had to bodyslam her in the door
Me - 1 min later: Are you fucking serious?
Megan: Yeh it was crazy and out of no where.
Me: Ok I understand that's awful and I'm really happy your ok, if not a little bit rattled but ur a badass
Megan: Yeh I'm happy I'm ok too. I handle mine
Me - 1 min later: Rule #1 in sf never help the homeless. They'll punch you in the face
Me: Did she hurt you at all
Megan: Yes exactly. No I'm tough
Me - 1 min later: Haha no kidding. But remember that crack addicts have the strength of 10 men.
Megan - 1 min later: It's true
Megan: She was like trying to pull me outside
Me - 1 min later: Noo she was trying to make you one of them!
Megan: I know!
Me - 1 min later: Well I'm glad she didn't.
Me: Haha what're you up to?
Megan - 3 mins later: I'm going to file an incident report and then going to chill with friends
Me - 1 min later: Ooh ok. There's a pub crawl on Saturday if you wanna go should be fun.
Ok the issue here is your flow blows dicks. I don't even think you know what flow is. You got to start having running narratives in your coochie. Er- convos. That was a beautiful typo. E.g. instead of just randomly throwing out a somewhat awkward invite instead you refer to an earlier piece. "Pub crawl this weekend. I heard lots of homeless people are going to be there you should come. You are one of them. ;)"
You can break that up into multiple texts as well that's what I would do.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Alright thanks clearly my invitations need to tie into whatever I'm talking about. Your definitely right, looking back on it its pretty obvious now. Does the flow need work in other places?
Also she didn't respond after that last statement. I was gonna re engage today during the pub crawl and call her a butthead for not being there or something like that. When should I reengage?
Ok same thing obviously. "Yo I'm at this pub crawl. These people say they know you. They're homeless"
"They say you're some kind of hobo messiah. Also something about you peeing outside a lot."
You catch my drift
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male