Guys I did this on total accident which is hilarious. Let me know how you think I did on my follow up.
Messaging a cutie with body pics on OkC she's very much lookin to horse around.
In response to the part of her profile that said:
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
"how my favorite burrito place closed and didn't even tell me."
me: Fuck that's heartbreaking, I would prob fetal position right then and there
her: Tears were there
her: I would call them like a crazy ex and get no response
me: *laughcry emoji* You and your poor tiny toes
me: My burrito place isn't closing anytime soon
me: you're welcome to come and go till you're back on your feet
her: that was a very good transition
I was hella confused here because I didn't realize the innuendo I ACCIDENTALLY did. Though I admit I'm pure genius. (Probably a fluke).
So my thoughs were:
- I could own up to it and keep going with it.
- I could be like "oh wow yo I just wanted to take you to my burrito place! Didn't mean it like that. Yer mind is in the gutter.
- I could pretend as if nothing happened, which is what I did
me: forsure, this place will rock your world chica
me: you been to *awesome burrito place* yet?
let me know what y'all think. If she doesn't reply what's the move? Prolly gonna follow up in 3-4hrs.
Youre on the right track. Keep it going
How long you been a part of the membership and you're still surprising yourself with your innate sexual wittiness? PFFF. You have to actually USE the skills you're shown, put them into practice otherwise they don't stick.
So what was her response to your bland ass vanilla nonsense?
So you pussed out and ruined the moment. Nice