advanced pickup..hired gun with boyfriend

Me: Hiii ashley it's your dj secret admirer....I have a crush on you xoxo
Me - 11 hrs 33 mins later: Yo it's john aka tall dj from top dog
Ashley - 3 hrs 8 mins later: Hey john
Ashley: What's up???
Me - 23 mins later: I'm at the gym. I'm gonna be totally fucking jacked for our romantic date.
Me: It was a lot of work but I think I finally look good enough for you.
Me: *nervously twiddles thumbs*
Ashley: Awww hahahaha hilarious
Me: Meet me tonight for bangin mexican food
Ashley - 30 mins later: There is something u should know john.. I do have a bf
Me: That's cool, I have a gf. Are you not allowed to hang out with people lol. I liked your energy.
Ashley - 1 min later: Yeah its cool meeting cool new ppl
Ashley: Haha I didn't expect u having a gf
Me: Lol why's that
Ashley - 2 mins later: Didn't seem like u did idk lol. Nbd
Me - 1 min later: Hahah it didn't seem like you did either. You were making tongue sex faces and kissy faces lol.
Me: You were very clearly attracted to me ;)
Ashley: Hahahaha jooohhnnn
Me - 1 min later: Lol aasssshhhleeyyyy. So meet me later for food, I want to talk about some dancing opps for you.
Me - 4 mins later: Just promise not to make a move on me ;)
Me - 49 mins later: hey change of plans going to get wings later instead, let me know if you want to join
Ashley: Ok. I get off at 11 tonight
Me - 18 mins later: Cool, goin to this place in philly called el camino
Me: I'll txt you the address, txt me when you're on the way
Ashley - 37 mins later: Ok :) if my bfs down and my gf we will come thru for sure
Me - 35 mins later: Sounds good :)
Me: I didn't know we were bringing our significant others lol. I'll get my girl then too
Ashley - 58 mins later: Ok :)
Me - 16 hrs 41 mins later: You missed a good time last night asher
Ashley - 2 hrs 24 mins later: Damn...
Me - 1 min later: It's ok, I'll let you make it up to me
Me - 2 mins later: When are you free again
Ashley - 1 hr 3 mins later: Welli am going to coastline tonight in cherry hill after work
Me: Oh ya? With who
Ashley - 1 hr 4 mins later: Maybe my bf or some friends deffinately
Me - 6 mins later: Coool..I have to dj a big party we're having tomorrow...but let's chill soon. Hit me up this weekend!
Ashley - 1 min later: Ok :)
Me - 3 days 3 hrs later: Ashley smashley
Ashley - 4 mins later: Lol I've heard that one before
Me - 3 mins later: Hahaha what's uppp babe
Ashley - 8 mins later: Not much I'm up in new york in a hike shelter.. been hiking all day
Me: No wayy! I'm in manhattann
Me: When are you free this week? How about tomorrow night
Ashley - 8 mins later: Oh sweet!
Ashley: Ummm idk yet ill let u know I'm hiking with my bf ifwe get back early we should go out for drinks or something
Me: Ya for sure..I'll hit u up
Ashley - 1 min later: Ok sounds good :)
Me - 18 hrs 54 mins later: Yoooo
Me: How about those drinksss
Ashley - 8 mins later: Just gothome just showered I think dinners ready lol
Me: Hahah nice...wanna get drinks after you're done with din? :)
Ashley - 8 mins later: Idk if Nick and I are up for drinks right afterdinner, he still needs to shower then were probably just going to buy beer and go to a movie, tired. A lot of steep incline omg
Me - 3 mins later: Hahaha damn sounds rough. Get some rest lol. hit me up this week
Ashley - 4 mins later: Yeah really, contemplating on the movie just got really tired. I'm still waiting for food!
Ashley: Haha
Me: You're def gonna pass out if u try to watch a movie ahahaha
Ashley - 2 hrs 42 mins later: Yeah that'd be beat bcuz its a movie I really want to enjoy
Me: Haahah u sleepy little ashington
Me - 1 day 15 hrs later: Ashington, I heard I missed out on a good time last night ;)
Ashley - 9 mins later: Where were u?
Me: had people over then was hitting philly bars/clubs. Why did u miss me ;)
Ashley - 2 mins later: Niceee . And yeaha littlei only made 100 last night :/
Me - 3 mins later: Aww poor girl. Bad tippers. Only a little huh, that's not what my friends said ;)
Me: And I heard they gave you my message :)
Ashley - 8 mins later: Your friend kept handing me his phone lol
Ashley: And it was slow.. imade as much as the other girls. I had really good tippers, just few
Me - 2 mins later: lolol what txts did u see
Ashley: All of them I guess lol idk
Me - 1 min later: Hahaha I told him to tell u me & my gf are fighting so when we hang out don't bring ur bf cuz I'll be 3rd wheel
Me: And that you and I are overdue on drinks and that you're naughty lolol
Ashley - 3 mins later: I read that too loll
Me - 1 min later: Haahhaha my friends are funny. Let's get drinks tonight! Rest of week is kinda busy
Me - 18 mins later: Does that work for u little ashingtonsworth
Me - 56 mins later: Does that work for u little ashingtonsworth
Me - 3 hrs 57 mins later: Ashley smashley I am smashleyed on margheritas with a buncha friends and ur missing out
Ashley - 8 mins later: Hahaha aww ur in philly?
Ashley - 1 hr 20 mins later: Hahahahahaha I likeeee that one.
Ashley: I'm finally going to see this movie
Me - 2 mins later: Ya I'm in philly..thats where I liveee! Glad u like that one ;) which movieee
Ashley - 4 hrs 4 mins later: Posession
Me - 1 min later: Sick. I'm at adelphias in NJ
Ashley - 9 mins later: Was gonna go its wed! But I have work at nine tomorrow
Me - 4 mins later: Damn u coulda hung out with me ashingtonsworth! We need to chill soon. Super overdue.
Ashley - 7 hrs 22 mins later: Foreal
Ashley: I'm so tired I have work at nine. Son of a bitch
Me - 3 hrs 9 mins later: Hahahahahaahahah "son of a bitch!" Lol..I was up til 4....how r u holding up at work
Ashley - 2 mins later: Very well :) its slow so were chillin
Me - 11 mins later: Good :) what do u do for work during the day
Me: When you're not being a wild little bartender making sex tongue faces ;)
Ashley - 8 mins later: I'm a receptionist at Karl J Salon in Pennsauken
Me - 2 mins later: Ahahha do you wear a little outfit and make sexy faces at customers there
Ashley - 1 min later: No. I'm very reserved in dress, and classy :p
Ashley: I like a good balance with thrill and elligence
Me: Hahaha I like the dual lives lol. I do the same. I worked on nuclear missile for a few years while dj'ing at night.
Me: So in a classified professional environment during the day and then raging at out night
Ashley: Work all day party all night while getting paid.
Me - 3 mins later: Yesss. And the past year I've been working for IBM from home. I only have to work like 5 hours a week.
Me - 1 min later: I get to party every night and sleep in. I'm in my boxers right now chillin at my computer lol
Ashley - 3 mins later: Ahhhh the life
Ashley: An hour of work a day, something like that?
Me - 3 mins later: Lol ya. So I have the wholeee day to fuck around ;)
Me - 7 mins later: Do u work every day or can u ever come join in the fucking around festivities
Ashley - 11 mins later: Join in the fucking?? Lmfao really, that's a nice way to play with words.... but um my days off r Sunday monday
Me - 9 mins later: Oops, must have been a cognitive slip ;) lets have a fuck around fest on Sunday or Monday then, pick one
Me - 31 mins later: Actually Sunday might be kinda hectic. Let's plan for Monday during the day to fuck around. Drinks and loungin
Ashley - 3 mins later: Lol u need to stop playin.. sooo why did u just break up with your gf? Right?.. just the other day
Me - 5 mins later: Hahaha I'm not playin ;) we didn't break up we're just in a big fight.
Ashley - 2 mins later: Over what
Me - 9 mins later: Some dumb shit it's complicated haha..I might end things soon...debating. I can explain in person. So Monday funday?
Me: Nothing better than daydrinking and straight chillin
Ashley - 1 min later: Monday sounds ideal.
Ashley: And okay. But I have some time to chat its very slow here right now.. its been slow all day. So tell me a little about it if u want
Me - 12 mins later: She's a full-time model and has a busy schedule and she doesn't like that I party so much and have way more fun than she does lol
Me: And now she might have a job opportunity in NYC and would want me to move with her if she gets it but I'm not leaving philly
Ashley: What typeof model? Send me a picture
Ashley - 1 min later: Oh. Damn. That's my bfs last relationship.. legit. He actually married her she's from russia and moved here with him awhile ago, then she skipped out on him moved to manhatten w.o him, now she's in L.A . Funny huh?
Me - 3 mins later: She does a lot of freelance shit..I'll send a pic. Isn't what your bf had called a mail order bride ;)
Me: And this is reversed..she wants me to come and I don't want to lol. But ya funny coincidence
Ashley - 1 min later: No he loved her and she did too. But I believe she had alterior motives.. you know his friends and family feel the same way
Ashley - 2 mins later: Oh nice... lol I can't tell if she's got a good butt lmao. I wanted a face picture
Me - 4 mins later: Well if u can't tell look a little closer ;) so what time are you coming over Monday and what do u like to drink
Ashley - 1 min later: Mixed drinks or dark liquor like I'm into jamison and picklejuice now. Hahaits called a picklebacker
Ashley: A shot of jamison followed by a shot of pickle juice, it takes the sting right out.
Me - 1 min later: Lol I've had that before it's delishhhh! haha. Cool. Let's plan for lunchtime around noon..we should be awake by then lol
Ashley: Haha okay! Meet in philly?
Ashley - 2 mins later: Yo hook me up with her agents or some shit, lol id like togo up and model or somewhere in philly to start much closer. I mean.. I already have other contacts in philly and jersey
Me - 18 mins later: There's a bunch of awesome bars near my place and there's parking outside my apartment. Meet here and we'll walk somewhere.
Me: And ya I can def hook u up. I know a bunch of girls who run different modelling companies also.
Me - 1 min later: I have a roofdeck too for loungin in the sun ;)
Ashley - 51 mins later: Sweeet my boy eddie jude has the same roof deck set up. Its chillll. So great! Ill meet u,and yo lmk about modeling I'm deffinately interested. Need to build my portfolio back up.
Me - 12 mins later: Awesome ya its def chill. Bring a bathing suit for sunning or if we feel like hitting my hot tub
Me: And I will hook u up with modelling shit fo shooo
Ashley - 5 mins later: Ok cool, thank u John
Me - 14 mins later: You got it smashleyson!
Ashley - 4 mins later: Johnson..haha you're a family company
Me - 30 mins later: Lollll nice one, that's me! Johnson and Smashleytonworth 4eva
Ashley - 8 mins later: Hahahahaha!!! Forreal doe..
Me - 2 days 22 hrs later: Smashingtonsonnnn
Me - 3 hrs 16 mins later: For that pickleback drink you want tomorrow, what kind of liquor does that go best with
Ashley - 26 mins later: Jamison
Me - 25 mins later: Kk sounds gooddd. Supposed to be a sunny day so don't forget to bring your bathing suit for roofdeck
Me: Plan for noon but txt when youre on the way
Me - 16 hrs 53 mins later: Morning smashley, I have good newsss
Ashley: What's up!
Me: Gimme a call, you're gonna lovee ittt
Me - 12 mins later: I was in AC last night for DJ/promo people industry night and I ran into a couple girls I know that run modelling companies...callll me silly lol
Me - 19 mins later: Smashleyy! what are u doing hahahahhaaha..your phone cuts out when I call
Me - 39 mins later: Yo I'm not sure why you aren't getting back to me. But lemme know if you're still comin so I can make other plans if needed.
Ashley - 1 day later: Hey sorry I was working all day super busy!
Ashley: So really what's up with that?? :)
Ashley - 30 mins later: Hahaha omg this mother fucker..
Me - 4 mins later: Listen, blowing me off yesterday was straight up rude and disrespectful. You had the day off and we had plans. If something came up you could have told me instead of ignoring my texts and calls all day. I had some modelling connects for you from my friends that run companies in AC. When someone makes plans with me I expect them to keep them or give me notice if they can't make it. Don't know what the real reason is and don't care but either way it was fucked up.
Ashley - 5 mins later: I actually had to cover shifts at top dog yesterday, I'm sorry Monday slipped my mind because I actually had work yesterday when I usually dont
Ashley - 1 min later: So I'm sorry, what happened yesterday? Did you talk to those ppl and tell them to meet yesterday, or you're also upset because you wanted to do something. I'm real sorry john..
Me - 9 mins later: So all you had to do was shoot me a quick text letting me know that and it would have been no big deal. I had one of the girls come over from atlantic city to meet you and talk to you about things but you didn't show up or get back to me so it made me look bad. And ya, I was also excited to drink pickleback shots and chill on the roofdeck with you and kick it. How are you going to make this up to me smashleysonworthington
Ashley - 4 mins later: Hahahaha omg I feel so bad!and you're absolutely right.. I am going to make things up. I'm sorry again it all slipped my mine, trust me I'm not normally like that I just have so many other things on my plate, really my bad.
Me - 1 min later: Ok. You've got a lot of work to do to get back on my good side ;) so when do you want to reschedule for our pickleback fun in the sun lol
Me - 2 days later: Hey smasher
Ashley - 6 mins later: Hey johnnyboy walker
Me - 6 mins later: Hahahaha whaaat lol. So let's raincheck for Monday at noon, sound good?
Ashley - 5 mins later: You want to pick me up?
Me: Lol why do you not have a car?
Ashley - 1 min later: No I do.. but I might have it get checked and shit the days I'm off.. idk how long there gonna keep it
Me: Ok cool ya I'll scoop you up. Where do u live
Ashley: Cherry hill. Down the street from top dog
Me: Alright word..I'll grab you at noon on monday. what's the address
Ashley - 1 min later: 500 [deleted]
Me - 1 min later: Ok cool. Don't disappear this time lol. Hopefully there's nice weather for our pickleback festivities!
Me - 8 mins later: I'm about to get some drankkss, big plans this wknd?
Ashley - 6 mins later: Workkkk. I work a day and a night job on Friday and saturday
Me - 1 min later: Hahah yuckk. Monday will be funn and relaxing..and we can go over some modeling stuff and shit :)
Ashley - 11 mins later: Okay! Sweet