Almost Laid..! Hippie MILF Car Pull
Got this girl's number off a street corner..sent her a text later that night
Me: This is the sexy bearded guy from off the street - Jihad
Me: I'll call u tmmrw...maybe...only if u think you're hair can keep up w mine ;P
I get no response from her all day so I give a big middle finger to re-engaging and call her instead around 6pm.
She picks up and the convo goes something like this:
Me: Hey babe whats up?!
Her: Who is this?
Me: Jihad
Her: Oh Heyyy!
Me: U didn't respond to my bomb txt so I figured I'd call. See what you were up to.
Her: Lol i was hoping you'd call. I wanted to see if you were the real deal ;) You were charming in person
I ask her what she's doing blah blah, and tell her about what I'm doing blah blah. She tells me she isn't doing anything right now and suggests that we go grab a drink.
I say sure thing chicken wing and we meet up around 7PM that day.
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We meet up, she jumps me and wraps her leg around me to start....excellent...and made it super easy to escalate on her throughout the date. She gets tequilla shots, we drink, and I lead her to outside the patio area of the bar. This girl just talks infinitely way too much lol and kept telling me her expectations and was qualifying herself hard. I can honestly say, I barely had a chance to spit any verbals on her so instead used it as a chance to stare deep into her eyes and listen to her go off and off.
Funny enough, this was the perfect way to handle this girl. If she's all over the place, I need to be that grounded energy.
She's also a hippy spiritual chick so you know the type lol.
Anyways, i tell her I'm gonna kiss her but she goes "No". So I go ok, and tell her to close her eyes instead. She does and I kiss her pff lol.
As soon as our lips touched she jumps me again and was tonguing me down HARD and everyone inside and outside the bar are like "Who's that sexy bearded guy with the hottie. I bet he has game. Ya look at his hair he definitely has game"
I tell her we are going for a walk and walk her back to my car, make out with her, open the door, and push her inside the backseat.
I start getting off her clothes with some resistance but keep breaking past each step. I've found LMR to occur only based off two conditions that weren't entirely met.
1)Comfort
2)Sexual buying temperature
Everytime she would give resistance, I took it playfully, and started messing with other parts of her body, would start dirty talking her and then would try again. I would even forcefully tear stuff off her at one point with a smile on my face. Usually that's a desparate move but when you do it from the right frame of mind, they love it. And she giggled her ass off when I would.
She keeps prizing me so hard by telling me I'm sexy and this and that and that I'm a player etc.
She compares me to the guy who knocked her up and said he had a "god complex" cause he was a surgeon. The dude apparently tried to get her an abortion and when she didn't he ditched her and they haven't been in contact for 5mo.
Apparently, the dude doesn't support her etc etc. But geez why have I been on a MILF streak for the past few months. Maybe its my secret fetish?
Anyways her daughter is like a year old and as we're fooling around in my backseat she keeps telling me she likes me, then pushes me away telling me she doesn't want to like me and that she'll fall for me.....UH OH
This goes on for about 1-2 hours lol. We fool around, she gives me resistance, I break past it, etc. etc. I get a blowjob which was AMAZING. MILFS give great head. ;)
But, I never got her panties off. The only reason that happened was cause she just didn't want to fuck in a car. She told me she wanted to fuck me tonight so bad and that I should take her somewhere but the problem was...I didn't have any place besides my car :(
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Anyways, I realize its not gonna happen tonight but will tomorrow or sometime in the near future when I have logistics properly planned out and tell her that we're gonna walk around downtown.
I had to leave to go on a trip with my buddy soon anyways and told her that as well. She then started telling me not to go and to spend the night with her to fuck her etc. etc. As much as I wanted to, I committed to my buddy on this trip and had to leave.
Anyways, we get out of the car and we're all lovey dovey and she tells me about her life and is holding onto my arm uber hard as we walk through the city. The reason for her not wanting to fuck in my car was that she was scared I would pump and dump her cause she's been used a lot her life.
Honestly felt for her and when she brought this up when we were fooling around in the car, I took it seriously and addressed it as such. Her not wanting to fuck in my car was a legitimate concern and at that point, I shifted the vibe, and took her for a walk.
We walk around, make out A TON in front of everybody lol and eventually I walk her back to her car. She was telling me how I have to call her tomorrow and was afraid that I wouldn't etc. etc.
I reassure her that I'll call her but she has to pick up.
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I call her the next day around 6pm and she doesn't pick up so I leave a voicemail. I text a few hours later
Me: Hey babe call me if u got ma sexy voicemail
*few hours later
Her: Hey whats up
I was at a bar so I responded when I got home around 3AM
Me: I miss u and I wanna see you but this dumb security guard wont let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
Nothing yet.
I'm wondering if I did something wrong in this interaction...I was thinking she'd be dying to see me again. Hm.
Thoughts?
Maybe I'm just panicking and need to give some time for her to respond cause I honestly can't think of anything that went wrong (aside from not having logistics covered).
But she wasn't even pissed off about it or emotional, she was super up-beat and happy after we got out of my car and walked around and talked.
The things I can think of:
1)She's afraid she'll commit so is rejecting me first - This is so plausible its not even funny. The entire time she was prizing me, comparing me to her ex, telling me she liked me but didn't want to like me, at one point I heard "love" but she quickly said "like" to shift the tone. She would tell me all submissively and quietly with heavy breathing to not kiss her on her nose or forehead cause she'll fall for me (totes wanted it). She could also be trying to get me to chase cause I felt like she was running game on me lol. Push pull was in her fucking nature.
2)Definitely sees me as a player - When we were fooling around in my car she told me no guy has gotten her naked this fast and that she's been on a dry spell for almost a year. YIKES! I tried my best to tell her I wasn't and that I was gonna hit her up tomorrow and I even did lol. She could be testing to me and doesn't want to be easy or a sure thing.
NICE!!!! Everything semmed super legit brotha. Obviously, she has some serious concerns and real life problems going on and i'm not quite sure how that would be handled, I'm interested in what MW hes to say. You definitely are still killin it with her the avengers just need to concoct a game plan for you.
P.S she sounds fun and quite genuine
Thanks!!!!
Ya dude she was so fun to be around and I could feel the realness from her. All of us on this forum can pretty much spot bullshit when we see it and she wasn't dropping any of it. Super honest about everything.
One of the few girls I've been with that will actually do retarded shit with me in public and enjoy it lol
Did you tell her anything about yourself to make you seem humble and relatable? I mean she straight up told you that her last guy had a god complex.
Also one time I had a similar situation with a chick claiming she didn't want to get attached and I just told her shit like, "It's ok, you don't have to fall for me," and she dropped it. Of course I still ended up not getting laid probably due to lack of confidence in general soooooo... who knows that might be bullshit.
I mean dude.. you were naked in the back seat of a car with her and you're calling her a zoo animal now? That doesn't match and honestly if I was a chick (which secretly I am) I'd be semi-annoyed. Anyway, this girl's very much in the moment. You know anything about her? Where she lives, works, etc. Just hunt her down like a lion on the plains of Africa. Then eat her
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
And fuck her outside this time. She'll like that
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Did you tell her anything about yourself to make you seem humble and relatable? I mean she straight up told you that her last guy had a god complex.Also one time I had a similar situation with a chick claiming she didn't want to get attached and I just told her shit like, "It's ok, you don't have to fall for me," and she dropped it. Of course I still ended up not getting laid probably due to lack of confidence in general soooooo... who knows that might be bullshit.
Oh yeah 100% dude that's why she was so attracted to me. I told her about my family issues, my older brother, when we were getting naked I told her "the dog tag stays" cause we were talking about my life before hand, my travels etc. etc. (Conviction style ;)
I mean dude.. you were naked in the back seat of a car with her and you're calling her a zoo animal now? That doesn't match and honestly if I was a chick (which secretly I am) I'd be semi-annoyed. Anyway, this girl's very much in the moment. You know anything about her? Where she lives, works, etc. Just hunt her down like a lion on the plains of Africa. Then eat her
Ya she works 5-6days a week with some tree company, gets off at 6PM, she lives with her grandparents and her little girl. Ummmm....I don't know exactly how I could find her :( Texting def isn't the best modality to contact her cause her phone is all out of data. That's why she doesn't respond much. Calling is better.
I do have her on instagram and she's this hoolahooping star but no location... wahhhh :'(
Would it be too much to call her again today?
Does she have snapchat? Figure out where she is and go! peep my recent "stupid scenario" discussion post.
Good move on your part btw buddy :) Shoe store invasion!
Yup she has snapchat but I dont know hers :/ And its no where on her insta grrr
I'll call her later and see whats up
Just a thought:
Could I also text her this?
Me: Hey i was just thinking about you earlier, it was kinda hot
Or would that be too big of a jump from the zoo animal line? I feel like i should've sent this instead of the zoo one but OH WELL.
Called instead, left not the best voicemail lol.
Found her on fb but it has no friggin details on any leads to where she goes.
Hm, I'm gonna send this and then give it some time
Me: Hey i was just thinkin about you, it was kinda hot
or
Me: yknow my car seats smell like this cute hippy girl who was w me a few days ago. This flowery essence is unbecoming of an Arabian prince (i rlly dig it ;)
Naw you're in danger of coming off clingy. Why was your vm bad?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Oh ok word thank you man :)
It went like this:
"Hey babe, just coming back from this dope poetry reading downtown, pretty cool shit, anyways just shoot me a txt or call me. Later"
There just wasn't a lot of emotion and no real awesomeness or certainty in my voice. I was honestly nervous when the voicemail ding came on.
Next time you're feeling "honestly nervous" punch yourself in the nuts. Teach yourself a lesson
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
LOL will do
Nothing.
Post Sex/Intimacy game is so friggin tough! And there isn't any detailed understanding of how to go about it in the community
Anything detailed is red pillish or ultra gamey mindfuck. Shocked honestly when I see lots of people getting into relationships cuz I have no fuckig clue lol
No idea what could possibly of gone wrong to make this girl go ghost. No biggie though, movin on
You realize you broke the PRIME rule of leaving voicemails, yes? Been stated over and over again. And you went and did it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wait...I did
Leave a badass voicemail and then follow up w a txt afterwards?
Dude you committed the cardinal sin. You do not ask for a fucking faggot ass needy call or text back. #gay
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Oh wow lol that's how most of my voicemails end.
"Anyways, shoot me a txt or gimme a call, later babes"
I usually sound more awesome when I say that but yea makes sense.
This way is totally better:
"Hey babe, figured I'd hit you up and see what you were up to. I'm doing x its awesome blah blah, anyways, I gotta do x now, later babes"
Then follow-up with a txt of awesomeness
Not
Me: Hey babe txt me if you blah blah blah....
OH DUR
Lol.
Anything detailed is red pillish or ultra gamey mindfuck. Shocked honestly when I see lots of people getting into relationships cuz I have no fuckig clue lol
The reason it doesn't make sense is because that's not your focus. Most people get into relationships because they dig the mutual neediness vibe going on then things crash later on. I wouldn't say most people are doing it right and you're doing it wrong. They are doing it the chode way and you could probably do that with ease.
I think there is a high value way to go about it whether that be a monogomous or long term fuck buddy situation, which I am curious about too. I actually was going to write about this because it seems like most of the flings I've had lately slowly die off after 2-3 dates. I know this is a direct result of me not staying involved with them and I'm just not sure what is the right amount of engagement to keep them around without making it a relationship. I'm not sad about it either because none have the have been that special. ...I'll post some interesting texts later.
I am somewhat doing the long term thing with high school girl right now, we've been on like 7 dates. It seems like it is just flowing naturally and I haven't heard any relationship talk yet. I don't really know, maybe it's just a numbers game and you have to cycle through a lot of girls before something more permanent goes down OR it's just another sector of game that needs to be learned and some people are naturally good at it. Let's explore this further. I would like to hear what MW has to say cuz' i'm sure he's done it all.
I also have a buddy Merv that knows a lot about relationships with the female species, maybe I can get him on hear to speak on the matter and he can psychoanalyze us all :P
Haha!
So what happens after 2-3 dates? I have fwb relationshps that last years, so it's definitely something we can go into. How do things "end"?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah man, what happens after 2-3 dates?
Ahhhh shiet I forgot about this. I'm gonna post some stuff about it later.