Almost pulled this 51 year old chick

Just for the lulz. Couldn't do it because she was with her boyfriend from high school. He was actually a hilarious dude and it was clear he had game and thought the whole situation was hilarious, and he was legit encouraging her to go for it. Also, accidently hit a girl in the face. She was so confused, but she loved it. So did her two friends.

Goddamn, this shit is fucking hilarious sometimes. I don't even.

The moral of the story: the more shameless you are, the better your results. I think I got blown out twice tonight, but I don't remember. Honestly, I don't remember.