Amanda the Actress
Met this girl off a pretty short daygame interaction. We joked around for about 3 minutes and parted.
Me: Hey its WanderingSoul (non-axe murder) Make sure you save this number, it’s the most important one you’ll ever get ;)
Her: Saved
Me: Congrats. You completedstep 1 of 23.5 ways to my hrt.
Her: I don’t do anything by halves so you may need to amend your number.
Me: Pssh woman, my heart, my rules. ;)
Me: Now onto step 2…
No response
Any problems w the last set of txts? I could segway this into a meetup from
E.g.
Me: Step 2: Requires lack of airheadedness and a sense of humor. Can you handle this?
Then segway into meeting up for coffe, drinks, or some free bullshit in the city
I think shes just expecting another text lol...keep on leading it
I think you're jumping the gun talking about your "heart" like that. Girl's probably thinking "stage 5 clinger"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Good point MW. I'm being pretty sarcastic, but I can def see how that would get misinterpreted.
I txted little more the next day
Me:My favorite food, beautiful blueberry waffles. I think you can handle that..
Next Day Morning
Her: Handle the fact that it's your favorite food or handle the expert preparation?
Me:Both
This was a quick text during work, and I obvi didn't give her enough to respond to.
Might txt, "My zillion dollar waffle machine just broke. Come over, I'll fix it and you can demonstrate your questionable expertise after. If burnt, I'm returning you ;)
Make that half as long. You need to always keep minimalism in mind it's the language of high-value.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Might txt, "My zillion dollar waffle machine just broke. Come over, I'll fix it and you can demonstrate your questionable expertise after. If burnt, I'm returning you ;)
I'm thinking
me: My coffee machine just broke! Gonna try and fix this fucker and maybe I can put your expertise to the test
Lol why did I say coffee machine derp
You really don't have to bring up the fact it's broken.
me: expert preperation... love the confidence but you have a lot to live up to now
Patrick you had the best one on the call, these aren't quite as effective. Jack.Ruby came in right afterwards with a slight variation that was also good.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This is an interesting example because this is a high-value way of seeding the whole "you're coming over to my place for the first date". Someone was asking about this on the forum. Tradingbr I believe
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yo, so after hearing a few examples, this is what I sent:
Me: Damn waffle maker just broke
Me: Now i gotta fix this fucker
Me: Need your "expertise"
Haven't gotten a response yet, but I feel I might have fucked up with the last part. Saying "need" isn't high value, I shouldn't need her. Also, I'm not really making her qualify her self. Should've said, "And then test your "Expertise"
Also, I need to do these at the pace of the interaction, not so paced out, but that's was happens when you try to understand and craft txts before you send. them.
If you don't get a response after like 2 days, gotta go with the
me: it's fine, I don't like your haircut anyway
works everytime
Yeah dude why would you say that lol. Something like that you should just have a warning bell go off.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah, I know. At least I realized after the fact. Anyways she responded back this morning
Me: Damn waffle maker just broke
Me: Now I gotta fix this fucker
Me: Need your expertise
Two days Later
Her:I'm in a a play tonight. Wish me luck. I'm going to need to keep my expertise for awhile.
I feel this is maybe her trying to get me to chase. It's generally a good idea to not do this, unless you can maintain value.
Perhaps I'll respond,
" "Questionable expertise". Didn't know waffle makers were part of the play ;)"
Problem is I don't really know where this is getting me. I need to change my txting to be pre-emptive rather than reactive.
I could imagine the txts to go like this
Me: "Questionable expertise". Didn't know waffle makers were of the play ;)"
Her: Hahaha, no i'm a #$%^$% in the play
Me: Well, that character obvi has a short-shelf life.
Me: When do you return to yourself?
Her: Saturday
Me: Perfect, then you can play the role of a girl getting drinks w me.
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her: I'm in a play tonight wish me luck. I'm going to need to keep my expertise for a while.
me: Well thanks for the invite, jerk! Break a leg
I think you get too focused talking about the same thing over and over again. Like once you find a topic thread (waffle machine) or her expertise, you want to stay there. Fuck that. Let the conversation flow and take it whereever the fuck you want.
You could also misinterpret it like she's bragging
me: Well look at you hott shot! Can you sign my tits?
Any reply?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Went with the can you sign my tits one. Bateman, that was hilarious.
No response yet, but we'll see
She just replied back
Me: Well look at you nott shot!! Can you sign my tits?
Her: If you like. Yes
I could just go for the meetup. Might say:
Me: Sign them over drinks. Careful, they're perky after a beer.
She just replied backMe: Well look at you nott shot!! Can you sign my tits?
Her: If you like. Yes
I could just go for the meetup. Might say:
Me: Sign them over drinks. Careful, they're perky after a beer.
haha that's good! I like that.
I sent that txt and she replied back pretty quickly.
Me: Sign them over drinks. Careful, they're perky after a beer.
Her: Consider me warned.
I figure I'll send a logistical txt, "Whats your schedule this wknd?"
Do I need add anything hardhitting to that? Or I guess the next txt when I setup up the date, then I need to add something to make it enticing for her.
I'd say!
Me: Good, now all bets are off!
me: When are you taking me out for drinks missy