Analyze My Shit
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 10:42
I know probably went overly sexual with this chick but having issues meeting with girls through text. Unfortunately I live in Vegas so most are tourists. Any advice would be great.
Me: Looking forward to having 3 kidneys and wearing tinas with you when we're old and decrepit.
Her: Ahhhhhh Hahaha sounds good to me
Me: You can be my hot Ukrainian cheerleader and I'll dedicate all my successes to you
Her: Is rather be a runner than a cheerleader lol
Me: Runners don't inspire me...I was thinking of a role that involved keeping you in spandex
Her: Haha I run in spandex
I called her at this point it's like 5 AM...she sounds tired and is at her hotel. Her friend just puked...we talked for like 4 minutes and I didn't go for a meetup.
Me: Hey Kristen Bailey...what are your thoughts on having a lovechild?
Her: Well I don't wanna have children so not good
Me: Really...we'd be good at it...those kids would be cute little fuckers
Her: Haha I'm sure...however.
Me: It's cool I'll take sole custody...when they're older and wealthy you don't get any of the pie tho
Her: I feel like I would since they ruined my vagina.
Me: I'd tear it all up again tho so you'd just be wasting money
Her: I just said that to give you a piece of mind
Me: Thanks beb...I'd take you on a 10 year honeymoon prechildren anyways
Her: Oh okay...good to know
Me: You're paying for them all though since you have a better job
Her: Hell no ima be a stay at home mom lol and blow your money
Me: I can think of things you can blow...but one of them isn't my money.
2 hours later...
Her: Oh okay
Me: How's ghost bar?
Her: Not there yet. My friends fam is staying at the palms
Me: Word..been to so many clubs right now I'm working in a pretty sick stamp sleeve. Drinks later?
Her: Awesome!!!I'm not sure what my friends are doin
Me: Ha my friend just got hit on by a gay dude...where you guys at now?
Her: Hahahaha!!!!! Hilarious! At a casino
Wasn't sure where to go from here...she's being pretty vague so I'm thinking about calling her...make or break moment kind of thing.
Me: Looking forward to having 3 kidneys and wearing tinas with you when we're old and decrepit.
Her: Ahhhhhh Hahaha sounds good to me
Me: You can be my hot Ukrainian cheerleader and I'll dedicate all my successes to you
Her: Is rather be a runner than a cheerleader lol
Me: Runners don't inspire me...I was thinking of a role that involved keeping you in spandex
Her: Haha I run in spandex
I called her at this point it's like 5 AM...she sounds tired and is at her hotel. Her friend just puked...we talked for like 4 minutes and I didn't go for a meetup.
Me: Hey Kristen Bailey...what are your thoughts on having a lovechild?
Her: Well I don't wanna have children so not good
Me: Really...we'd be good at it...those kids would be cute little fuckers
Her: Haha I'm sure...however.
Me: It's cool I'll take sole custody...when they're older and wealthy you don't get any of the pie tho
Her: I feel like I would since they ruined my vagina.
Me: I'd tear it all up again tho so you'd just be wasting money
Her: I just said that to give you a piece of mind
Me: Thanks beb...I'd take you on a 10 year honeymoon prechildren anyways
Her: Oh okay...good to know
Me: You're paying for them all though since you have a better job
Her: Hell no ima be a stay at home mom lol and blow your money
Me: I can think of things you can blow...but one of them isn't my money.
2 hours later...
Her: Oh okay
Me: How's ghost bar?
Her: Not there yet. My friends fam is staying at the palms
Me: Word..been to so many clubs right now I'm working in a pretty sick stamp sleeve. Drinks later?
Her: Awesome!!!I'm not sure what my friends are doin
Me: Ha my friend just got hit on by a gay dude...where you guys at now?
Her: Hahahaha!!!!! Hilarious! At a casino
Wasn't sure where to go from here...she's being pretty vague so I'm thinking about calling her...make or break moment kind of thing.
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 10:56
#1
Re: Analyze My Shit
Too much corn
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 11:07
#2
Re: Analyze My Shit
@Manwhore:
I suck at going for meetups...any tips or a post you can direct me to?
Also how much for your skype coaching?
I suck at going for meetups...any tips or a post you can direct me to?
Also how much for your skype coaching?
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 12:08
#3
Re: Analyze My Shit
@rogan:
This is interesting. Real interesting.
So your texting betrays the fact you're either not fully comfortable with this chick, or you're not familiar with dating girls in general (which is way worse), and so you're not really going for a meetup or being sexually explicit in some funny way, and kind of meandering around purposelessly over text. And then you kind of hint at sexuality later on in a really creepy sneaky kind of way. Which is also obviously shit.
You always go for the meetup. The fact you didn't is like.. why in the fuck are you texting me dude. Are you a faggot? Or a smurf?
This is interesting. Real interesting.
So your texting betrays the fact you're either not fully comfortable with this chick, or you're not familiar with dating girls in general (which is way worse), and so you're not really going for a meetup or being sexually explicit in some funny way, and kind of meandering around purposelessly over text. And then you kind of hint at sexuality later on in a really creepy sneaky kind of way. Which is also obviously shit.
You always go for the meetup. The fact you didn't is like.. why in the fuck are you texting me dude. Are you a faggot? Or a smurf?
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 00:09
#4
Re: Analyze My Shit
@Manwhore:
I'm actually a smurf fucking faggot.
I'm actually a smurf fucking faggot.
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 01:19
#5
Re: Analyze My Shit
I wasn't calling you either I was saying this was potentially going through the girl's mind, just so we're clear. Smurf fucking is hot tho
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 12:33
#6
Re: Analyze My Shit
@Manwhore:
I know...I wasn't being butthurt - I appreciate your know how. I'm trying to understand the subtleties of text game - obviously you do...so that's why I'm here.
I know...I wasn't being butthurt - I appreciate your know how. I'm trying to understand the subtleties of text game - obviously you do...so that's why I'm here.