Analyze this shit
What's up hoes? I went to a college party Saturday for Saint Patty's day during the day time, and met this hot girl. Logistics were bad, so I grabbed her number and left. I should have no problems getting the meet up, but I'm wondering what you guys think of my texting and where I could have done better. I appreciate all and any advice.
Me: Yo, it's **** from Chi Phi.
Her: The one with a girlfriend lol?
Her: Home P
Not sure what she's talking about, so I ignore it and text her the next day.
Me: Almost went to jail today. I thought I saw my future go down the drain. Those monopoly games get pretty intense....
Her: haha uhm what?
Me: smh I'll have to stick to Laffy Taffy jokes with you :p hehe
Her: Hah did we joke about that? Honestly don't remember.
Me: Doubt it. All I remember is that you're a fox majoring in comp sci
Her: Hah did I meet you inside? You weren't actually in chi phi right?
Me: yep yep. My friends and I have fakes so we do our own thing
Her: ha that's cool I'm not in Greek life
Next day
Me: Yo, let's go on our romantic date tomorrow
Her: haha when did we discuss a romantic date?
Me: At Chi Phi. You were going to bring a bottle of wine, and I was going to feed you all you can eat garlic biscuits at red lobster (If this got weird, my go to line was "It was actually your idea")
Her: hah well I'm actually allergic to lobster and I don't eat bread so did this even really happen?
Me: Damn. You're missing out
Me: Naw, I grabbed your # and said I'd take you out
Me: Are you free tomorrow
Her: I actually have an eecs exam tomorrow
Me: At what time
Her: 7 but every second of tomorrow is going to be spent studying for it...I'm really nervous about it
Me: haha no worries (what's your view on symphasizing with the girl? I think saying something like "good luck" or "you'll do fine" is gay, not unique, and is a gateway for her thinking I'm a guy she can cry on...not fucking happening)
My goal is to send a fluff text tomorrow, and hammer out the meet up this weekend. If you guys can also think of better texts I could have sent please tell me. Thanks!
I'm actually more curious as to see what you're going to do to hash this out.
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Well bro, as of now this is my game plan. I'm going to text her something playful like "my brother was killed by an eecs exam. Babe, return the favor." or some shit like that. If she responds, then I'll vibe a little. Come Friday, I'm making plans for Saturday afternoon. If she accepts, then it's checkmate. What do you think
I woulda tooled her about being alergic and not eating bread and went from there, cuz I think she needed a lil more teasing
"You don't eat bread. Your a fuckin weirdo"
Yet again for the reengagement I feel like she needs a little bit of a push, I don't think you need to be wishing her luck or anything. I would text her the day after the exam.