Another OKC girl

Your text was pretty good for a regular date setup. But considering the circumstances of this particular bitch, you needed to switch it up a bit. Go a bit more serious, less playful, more hint of slight aggressiveness towards her attitude.

@Manwhore:

Well shit i might as well just call her then to see if theres any hope of salvaging this maybe for saturday

@Alex123:

Or tomorrow should I text her something with the vibe like:

"Well should I just chalk this up as a girl who missed her chance. You seemed cool but you haven't come up with any alternatives"

type text? Maybe that one isn't good but you see the vibe Im trying to create.


'cuz Saturday I wont have work

Nevermind I invited some buddies over we're drinkin and playing battleship. Fuck you

@Manwhore:

lmao at first I thought you were talking to me I was like wtf haha. k just saw this ill text it now.

@Manwhore:

Lmao.

me: Nevermind I invited some buddies over we're drinkin and playing battleship. Fuck you
her: You never told me when or where!

hahah what the heck. I mean I thought she wouldve responded if she had been down soo, now i feel stupid. I guess i could arrange something for this saturday

haha

You're one of those retard pimps, haha

@Manwhore:

lmao. ok thinking of sending: "Fark. Guess I should have specified then. Well sugarbutt Saturday's cool if that works for you. How's 5pm sound"

how's that text look sir?

Your text game has improved like a MOTHERfucker. I'm impressed. Going to listen to these voicemails of yers in a bit. Maybe with no pants on

Let's trim this up, keep it sleek like a shark.

Ya.. I could have specified. But I'm gangster and wanted to keep it a surprise. Well sugarbutt Saturday's cool if that works for you. 5pm?

@Manwhore:

Ok so I sent her your text this morning at 9am and she hasnt responded....

Me: Ya.. I could have specified. But I'm gangster and wanted to keep it a surprise. Well sugarbutt Saturday's cool if that works for you. 5pm?

Thoughts?

Yo punkin I need an answer. Don't make me put a warrant out for your arrest. Seriously tho I'm making plans hon. Yer top of list if you want the spot

@Manwhore:

I'm jsut gona hit this girl with a VM she hasn't replied

@Alex123:

i'm thinking something quick along the lines of

"Hey babe, its another beautiful day out by the water bla bla, just calling cuz you should be here to see this, and for once stop being _______(insert something gay) like if you like boys, you'd get yer lil butt over here quick woman. anyway im going to take out this sailboat out right now so ill talk to you later *click*

@Alex123:

Nevermind she just said

her: I have zero dollars for gas

Fucking shit man I feel like im trying to pull the impossible getting these girls to drive an hour to come see me. At least at my current skill level.

At least this is awesome practice for when I actually have a car. Shoutout to Manwhore for helping me get this far.

Well man she says she has 0 dollars for gas. I feel a barter system should be put into place. E.g. she makes you a sandwich for $2. A nice neck massage for $3

This girl is pretty much expressing the fact she'd show up if she had gas

^ That's actually probably a horrible idea.. derp

@Manwhore:

called herr
didnt answer

me: Answer yer phone beb
her: I'm on the fone :p

next day (today)

me: Hey pumpkin. Got time to chat?

-she hasnt responded yet that was like 3 hrs ago.

Going to call her tonight but what should I do if she doesn't pick up?

You're pushing too hard to get her on the phone in situations like this do some good phone game (reengage her properly right now first) THEN seed a meetup or in this case getting her on the phone.

@Manwhore:

Later that night...

Me: Yo! I'm calling yer ass in a bit you better answer. Or you're in trouble missy!! >:o

Call- no answer

Her: Sorry!
Me: You're such a troublemaker. A cute lil troublemaker tho ; ). What am I going to do with you.
This morning
Her: Use ur imagination
Me 820pm: Come up behind you as you're making me lunch, feel your body fold into mine as I pull you in, bite softly into your neck as I slide my hands down around you waist, then up between your legs.
Me 10:42pm: Damn I should be a romance author. Although I would never make millions from our story since youre being a buttface.
Her: You could easily be the next fabio
Me: Don't know if that's a compliment or insult
Her: Compliment, no doubt
Me: Thanks hon. I'm leaving soon when you breaking out of your prison and coming to see me.
Her: Leaving for where
Me: Wisconsin
Me: Oh Indiana
Her: Ur going to wi or ur leavin wi ha
Her: Ohh gotcha. Well y the hell wojld you do that
Me: Cuz that's where I'm from! I've been here for my summer job
Her: When do you leave
Me: And that's why I don't have my car. Like Sunday morning
Her: Whaat?! This sunday?
Me: Yea sweetie
Her: N you called ME a buttface
Me: 'cuz I've been trying to hang out with you! I wanted to talk the other night but you didn't pick up. I don't know what else to do
Me: I want to see you
Her: Cuz you give me no notice, no place, and no time! And no explanation of what we are doing!
Me: Ok babe look we're going to snuggle- where? By the lake- when? Thursday......lmao. Idk I'm not a professional dateplanner. And since I don't have a car it's not like I'm out n about all the time. I'm in a smallass town over here my HONEST best suggestion was that we could play pool or get icecream. I'm sry if you didn't like that but ultimately you'd be coming for me correct?
Me: Not "what we are doing"
Her: Hahah that's fine I just don't wana be dragged to some party in an abandoned warehouse where I'll end up roofied and tattoed
Me: Lmao.... Don't know what to say to that
Me: Besides the fact after you chill w me you might want to voluntarily get a "I <3 Alex" tat ; ).
Me: No roofies here girl. Infact I'm checking ur purse when I see you.
Her: My purse is sacred territory. Think again
Me: Ur such a bad girl. I'm gona spank yer lil butt for being sexy/ bad at the same time
Her: Keeping you out of my purse does turn me into a badass, I suppose
Me: You're gona look up at me w big puppydog eyes and beg for my cock...I'll give it to you, if you're good.
Me: If not I'll decide what I do with you from there
Her: You rly rnt helping the 'no roofie' argument w comments like that :p
Me: Lmao :p you know I wouldn't ever do anything to hurt you baby. I just want to push you down in the sandbox and give you kisses ; )
Me: If you get a scratch I'll kiss it n make it better. If need be I'll take you to the doctor.
Me: I wuv you
Her: That's 'wuv' right there ;)

So that's some fairly Bossdaddy shit. I wanted to experiment a Lil with going more sexual and then bringing it back, or being more "soft" and gentle about it. To show her more sides of me/ give her more emotions. I think it worked pretty well now I just have to try and do the same thing in person.

But first I have to get this bish on the phone.

Suggestions?

Geezez..

She's in snail trail mode

@Manwhore:

Yeah she's not investing much with these super small responses. Its kind of understandable I guess like she doesnt want to let me down cuz she knows im an hour away.

me: Hey pookie
me 2 hrs later: What you doing. Come over here n bake me muffins you hot little creampuff. Wear heels
her: You are so demanding! N all of ur orders involve me preparing food for you. What the hell is in it for me? I approve of being called 'hot little creampuff' however
me: No harm meant darling. It just turns me on thinking about you cooking for me
me: I'd love to (not demand you) to get icecream tomorrow my pretty little sassafras ;)
me: I mean my pretty little wench
next morning
her: Sassafras thank you. I work too late on thursdays!
me: Babe what if I told you my roommate said I could borrow his car
her: Saturday nite?
her: Afternoon
me: Only night could work for me. I work all afternoon

Do the batmobile text for this girl except change it up a bit to fit this particular situation. Email me

@Manwhore:

Me: Yo babe we are meeting up that's final otherwise I'm sending my kids to beat up your kids
Her 1.5 hrs: I love my kids too much to let them happen.
Me: Good. I want to see those pretty green eyes
Her: How did you know they were green?!
Me: Green eyes are oh so sexy
Her: What color are urs
Me: Brown. My moms were green
Me: U like brown?
Her: Brown eyes are my fave
Her: Yes sir
Me: You're my fav : )
Her: I am truly flattered :p
Me: That makes me happy, baby : ) *i realize I feel like here is where my texts fell off cuz I'm drunk
Me: I'm out w my camp boys right now I wish u were here they'd be so jealous
Her: Ha idk abt that
Me: Ya right babe ur beautiful
Me: I want to see your pretty green eyes looking up at me with delight, as you feel me, every inch of your body tingles wanting, needing more, upset with me for teasing you. And just as you can't take it anymore you gasp for air, loving the fact that I finally gave u what u wanted...
Me: I hope u like when I talk dirty to u :p
Me: You fuckin do don't lie ; )

Lmao. I hope I didnt fuck it up too bad. I'm drunk right now, she responded well last time I took it sexual so I figured I'd give it another go, maybe there was something about it that was off though. Fuckk

@Alex123:

I think i gave her too much validation with that string of texts

this morning

me: K beb dont make me take back what I said bout u being my fav
1.5 hrs later her: You wouldnttt

Meeting up with this girl right now feels like mission impossible. It would really be sick if I could get her on the phone I think that would do wonders for my chances. Suggestions?

Did you get tears in your eyes and choke up when you sent her those drunk msg's last night. You did didn't you. Don't lie

@Manwhore:

Do you mean to say that those were some pussy ass texts.

If so then yeah I totally agree.

Fuck me twice til Sunday well there's no way this girls going to meet up with me. She's just not invested enough.
Starting to see a pattern here

@Alex123:

Ok how bout this

Me: ok gime a break I was drunk last night. What time we hanging out tomorrow.

Naw if this has any chance you have to get some dialogue going WITHOUT the incessant trying to get her out. Get some normal fun dialogue going first

Alex whatever happened with this chick? This was a pretty decent text game thread.