any quick improvements this lesbian soccer team invite? plz&ty
it's going on lesbian fb groups for girls in my city. obviously i want social cricle attractive girls that i can date/bang, but i dont know if it's better to send out a fun platonic one so i dont set off any alarms for people who'd balk at an obvious at a dating water hole attemp, or to have one with a bit of flirty game invovled, so they kind of know what it is so to set bit of a precedent and get single girls. i dont want a bunch of couples. these are all women i've never met in person.
i think this is shite and im running low on creativity/personality, tonight.
/[team name: i'm thinking princess layup (white tshirts), Tina Feint (tina fey), magic 8 brawls (black tshirts,) judge booty lol, i dont know... nevermind]
using the word "Crew", weeds out older ladies i thinkg. also think it needs more zingers and i'm out of them.
The other thing i can do i pick off the girls with the attractive profile pictures and send this to them via pm. might get a weird reaction though. i could combine the two and have the invite on the group but only accept the attractive girls. that sounds horrible but i'm going to hell anyway, so i can do what i want.
Hold on is this a setup for a group meetup or is this actually for lesbianball tryouts?
You could be like.. If you've always wanted to kick a baby penguin but never had the heart, now's your chance!
Plus these don't fight back!
Come join our weekly lesbianball activity every Woman Crush Wednesday !
Just some ideas.. that's offensive as fuck tho
mine's offensive? yeah, i had a feeling it wasn't right for the context.
i'm creating an indoor soccer team of lesbains to make myself a new social and dating circle. it's not tryouts, they just have to commit their time and money. i'll train them as we go through the season. it's a just a casual team.
No mine was offensive lol. Considering Australia is pretty fucking P.C.
How gay is this shit? What's the context of the post (e.g. Where's it getting posted)? What's our lateral movement here? You're looking to get enough bishes to make a team? Or actually have girls show up horny and ready to go.
No mine was offensive lol. Considering Australia is pretty fucking P.C. How gay is this shit? What's the context of the post (e.g. Where's it getting posted)?
it got posted into three lesbian facebook group pages for ladies in my city. i just realised i should be snipering girls off the members list as if it's tinder. i got back onto lesbian dating apps... found 9 women in my city and i dont want to get nekkid with any of them.
What's our lateral movement here? You're looking to get enough bishes to make a team? Or actually have girls show up horny and ready to go.
both. i want a new social circle and a pool of ladies to sleep with. maybe i can live that dream of being captain of team where everyone is banging eachother lol.
no one is biting. i toned it down because of well yeah... where i live and thinking they might respond better to a non threatening and conservate invite.
i posted this. there's not much pulling them in. it's boring and not my usual style.
Yo girls who like to kick things, or have always wanted too...
i'm here to claim your souls for my WEDNESDAY NIGHT WOMENS INDOOR SOCCER TEAM @ [venue]
"The Flame-Throw-Hers" is a casual and friendly indoor soccer team, that aims to have fun every wednesday night.
i'll teach you some soccer basics too, so you'll be fine ;). if you're already bending like beckham, that's awesome.
This is how it's run:
4 to 10 players a team.
4 play on the court at a time but we rotate between everyone who turns up on the night.
game start times ranging from 6pm to 8:40. (I'll txt you to let you know before hand). it's different each night.
Games are 40 minutes and are split into quarters for breaks.
1 season lasts 20 weeks.
Team nomination price is $80 per team and it will be split between the players.
weekly game fee is $60 per team.
so if we have 10 players it's really cheap.
[venue] has a resturant to get dinner and a beer, places to change, etc.
it's not a strict commitment, if you cannot make a night that's fine, just send me a msg/txt.
however, it's a minimum of four to play otherwise it's a forfeight for that night.
need a set team by the end of next week, we will start playing on the 24th, which is in TWO WEEKS!
PM me if you think you can handle it and want to join the flame-throw-her crew. ;-P
i'm going to give it a night then start snipering girls on fb pm who are in the lesbian groups.
i want girls for the team because i need a social circle.
i want to pickup girls via fb pm when ive never met them before.
now there's two goals.
Did it look like that when posted? A bunch of separate lines like that? The "Flame Throw Hers" is a dinky name probably just want to go with flamethrowers. Do you already have someone who's doing this with you? Having two on something like this makes it work a ton easier. I'd probably concentrate on getting the team together, the hookups will happen, ya know?
I took this post out the back and shot it.