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Any of you Old Salty Dogs on here use facial lotions, etc.?

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I'm getting old and need to start using lotion on my face or something. So I can keep telling girls I'm 27

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Yeah I think the best product

Yeah I think the best product will vary depending on the individual. I'd start with one product and see how my skin reacts. Avoid artificially scented, perfumey ones.  I find the pharmacies are not a good place to shop for skin care stuff. Natural and health stores are better. A good face routine is three parts IMO. Face wash, toner, then moisturizer. I try for twice a day but probably average once a day

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I've got some stuff that I

I've got some stuff that I tell girls is beauty cream and it'll make their titties pretty... I'll send you a bottle.

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Titty cream, brilliant! We

Titty cream, brilliant! We should create and market that stuff

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Holy shit it doesn't actually

Holy shit it doesn't actually seem to exhist wtf.. Maybe we should?

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HAHA!

HAHA!

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Seriously tho Infinity's

Seriously tho Infinity's Titty Cream is a brand name I could get behind

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Jack.Ruby wrote: Yeah I think

Jack.Ruby wrote:
Yeah I think the best product will vary depending on the individual. I'd start with one product and see how my skin reacts. Avoid artificially scented, perfumey ones.  I find the pharmacies are not a good place to shop for skin care stuff. Natural and health stores are better. A good face routine is three parts IMO. Face wash, toner, then moisturizer. I try for twice a day but probably average once a day

this shit didn't even hit my radar until I was in my thirties. If I'd known about it when I was younger I probably would've been doing it. Well maybe not, but I should have lol 

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Yeah my buddy tried to get me

Yeah my buddy tried to get me on it when I was way younger and I didn't give a fuck. Derp 

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Grapseed oil. Best oil to

Grapseed oil. Best oil to massage and for the skin, the richest in Omega 6 worldwide.

Use it on your skull/face after you shave, in the morning, whatever... massage a bit, let it penetrate then wipe out the rest with a towel.

Also put some on Trx so her hair look great and silky when she hump your laptop.

Stop using bullshit product full of x y z chemical excipient. You deserve the best.

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I might add this oil is

I might add this oil is FUCKING CHEAP.

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http://www.bulkapothecary.com
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http://courses.carrefour.fr/d

http://courses.carrefour.fr/drive/tous-les-rayons/huile-de-pepins-de-rai...

3.59 euros so 4$. But look like you get rape by this website in US.

Buy it anyways. If it ain't shit I refund you, if it's tight you ship me your poster.

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Take the 8lb, you can also

Take the 8lb, you can also cook with it.

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Too late. Just rolled over to

Too late. Just rolled over to Walmart and picked some up 

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I'm sure oil works great and

I'm sure oil works great and yeah it's cheap. Ime messy though, I had a girl recently who would really slather it on before bed and not thouroughly wipe off the excess. It was hell on my bed sheets and towels. I may revisit the oil moisturizer but currently prefer the cream for this reason among others 

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Ask to bateman

Ask to bateman


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Have you ever used any

Have you ever used any products by Kiehls ? It's fantastic all around from deodorants to moisturizers. Costs a fair amount compared to what you'd get at Walmart and places like that but the products last quite a while and are really amazing. My facial moisturizer lasted me 4 months. For 20$ I thought that was a steal. Check that stuff out if you get a chance. They have a site. 

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its all diet foonani

its all diet foonani

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