Anybody got any good "phone game" stories??
I just got a crazy good deal on a propane refill (lol), and it reminded me of other retarded shit that went down over the phone.
One time I got the phone service tech girl to send me a naughty pic of herself to test my texting service. Ha! She was kinda embarrassed afterwards but that's ok, I'm obviously not the guy that's going to report her lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No, but I got headbutted during sex by a gymnast chick. She was doing some back bridge thing while we're fuckin on the coffee table, came back up and almost knocked my ass out.
Yeah I was banging this yoga instructor and she bent her legs out at a weird angle, like she thought it was sexy or something, or kinky. It wasn't. Made me feel like I was fucking someone that had just fallen off a skyscraper.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hahaha!
I was bangin this chick that lived in the house behind me and we'd have to jump the fence in between. Otherwise it was a long walk all the way around the block. She was at my house and we're going at it real quick because her boyfriend's about to get off work. Afterward, I help her over the fence. She's wearing those tight ass jeans with the holes in the knees and the fence caught it and ripped it all the way up to her butt. Literally seconds before her bf is about to walk in the front door
I banged a girl once until she went off the bed head first into a dirty laundry hamper. I just kept pile driving her into the dirty laundry.
^ Sweet! I was getting head from this girl while also intermittently tossing her around the bed/room. I accidentally tossed her off the bed and she hit her head pretty bad. She was kinda dazed. But I didn't want to draw any more attention to this fact and make it a bigger deal than it was, so as she's kinda sitting there leaning down with her head in her hand I just came up and stuck my dick in her face and made her keep sucking it. It did the trick
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was bangin this girl I met at the lake. She had a little teacup rat dog. My friends are crashed out in the living room and this little dog is running all over the room and the bed while we're having sex, all panicked out. I let it out of the bedroom and a few minutes later I hear, "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCCK!"
The dog was face-raping my friend while he slept.
Dude the little dogs are the worst! I was in a threesome a couple months ago and this girls little dog was everywhere. On the bed freaking out, doing speed laps around the room, I threw it out of the room and closed the door but I think the girl had a weird separation issue and didn't like it that the dog was out there by itself so I let it back in. It was weird.
One time this girl was sucking my cock and her dog jumped up on the couch and licked my balls till she shoo'd it off.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
One time this girl was sucking my cock and her dog jumped up on the couch and licked my balls till she shoo'd it off.
^LMFAO!!!
Reminds me of the old days with my ex. She had this cat that would go completely BERSERK at a certain time of the evening.
I'm talking sprints around the apartment, over the bed and doing ninja flips off the wall for 20 mins straight.
So when we were fucking, this cat would generally do 3 things:
Either chill on the side learning, biting my ankle or sneak under the sheets to claw my toes hanging off the foot of the bed.
In one instance though, my ex did tell me she shoo'd the cat off when she saw he was about to tenderize my dick while I wasn't paying atention -___-